DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

So... The "shooting gun" pics that suprcrzy managed to pull up is like:
"WE GOT 'IM"

Like no shit
But the fact is Phil is such a coward he will just ignore it until slow days come to creep up and one of the main Dents will ask what's the fuss?

Everything I expect Phil to do, to be a coward is exactly true, because nothing will change except Phil's "I've had enough I'm gonna start banning people" schtick over and over...

And life will continue
The Autism schedule will continue
And Phil will ruin Fable too (plus Peter Molyneux ruined it more but that's for another time lawl)

But good things come to those who have good attention spans and I hope Phil will admit the app is on his phone,

Dents won't and never will care but I laugh at them willingly waste money on a man who wastes it the moment it enters his bank account, you wheelchairs really prove your IQ and faith in the Pigler

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Did anywhere in my comment did it look I condone or encourage giving the cunt money?

Mostly said it as a precursor. Obviously no one here would give him money. But look at the sheer amount of troll tipping/troll superchatting going on today. I thought it just needed to be restated. I meant no harm, fren.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I figured he would eventually get caught with it open. Now it's going to get bad for him.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Here is Phil saying he wont beg for support today because of all the gifted memberships.

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxnBukvJYJl4IDFlqZNXl4Uh-gdiD8cC41

Here is Phil 1 hour later begging for support.

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxBelQvb32tPVkdVc6wzJZ8qG_2iHSnB_A

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

How long do you think it'll be before Phil cracks and runs his mouth on phone-gate? I give it two days.

 

[FalsePositive]

At least a few days, his brain is working overtime to come up with what will surely be some limp dicked, plausible deniability bullshit.

 

[myone]

Here is Phil 1 hour later begging for support.

Gifted subs aren't really support, the money is already pre-gone, for bills and stuff, as soon as it arrives. Get with the program!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Here is Phil saying he wont beg for support today because of all the gifted memberships.

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxnBukvJYJl4IDFlqZNXl4Uh-gdiD8cC41

Here is Phil 1 hour later begging for support.

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxBelQvb32tPVkdVc6wzJZ8qG_2iHSnB_A

He was begging for tips in the first one. I also like 'the hat of your choice' that I choose.

 

[Lazycunt]

Mostly said it as a precursor. Obviously no one here would give him money. But look at the sheer amount of troll tipping/troll superchatting going on today. I thought it just needed to be restated. I meant no harm, fren.

As long it's not my own my I could give less of a fuck if people give money to phil,he is fucking low on the totem pole of the scamming cunts who stream and they get a load more money than him which is good because he gets salty about it.

You forget Phil could get a half a million dollars and he wouldn't pay anything off he would not future proof his life or set up some retirement.
No amount of money he gets will ever be saved or spent wisely.

So have at it give him more money or don't it's good either way

 

[EmpGulcasa]

As long it's not my own my I could give less of a fuck if people give money to phil,he is fucking low on the totem pole of the scamming cunts who stream and they get a load more money than him which is good because he gets salty about it.

You forget Phil could get a half a million dollars and he wouldn't pay anything off he would not future proof his life or set up some retirement.
No amount of money he gets will ever be saved or spent wisely.

So have at it give him more money or don't it's good either way

While you're not wrong about him never being satisfied it's an objective fact that he's more entertaining for us when he's not getting paid, so it absolutely is fucking stupid when people pay him to limply "troll" him.

 

[Count Cumia]

i'm not an educated man, but have you kids ever actually thought about how miserable life must be to be as stupid as phil?

like it's not even "ignorance is bliss" type stupidity. almost every single bad thing that has happened to phil in his life is due to his own low intelligence and inability to have self-control. like can you fucking imagine that? what hell that must be.

This is my perspective. I can't ever find myself getting mad at or frustrated with Phil over anything that happens or any money that he makes. There is no end game where Phil ends up living large enjoying life to the fullest. He is a prisoner of his WAKhando married to a fat weird lady and spending "meaningful time" with his furbaby son. He has no friends and his only family interaction is a weekly phone call to disappointed dying parents. He will spend the rest of his life enjoying Doordash and gacha while Derich asks him which Power Ranger is his favorite.

The computer he will be gifted could be the most powerful and advanced build on the market and he will use it the same as his current one and won't improve any of his content. One day WWE Champions servers will close down and all his years of spending and effort will be lost to time like tears in the rain. There is no scenario Phil wins at life in.

 

[Lazycunt]

While you're not wrong about him never being satisfied it's an objective fact that he's more entertaining for us when he's not getting paid, so it absolutely is fucking stupid when people pay him to limply "troll" him.

Hey come on now some of the best content is also when had the money buff and would say some outlandish shit.

 

[MoonRocker]

Updates:

1. Anybody calling this “bait” or some Phil 4D chess move is as dumb as the fucking dents bankrupting themselves to support a balding 40-year old fat fuck. We have over 10,000 pages that have chronicled Phil’s stupidity and if at this point you haven’t realized that Phil is an incredibly dumb, ignorant, dim-witted manchild, there’s no salvation for you and you’re just as fucking retarded as he is.

2. In parallel with my first point, if you know how Phil operates (and @Comma called it first), Phil is absolutely not going to address the WWE Champions phone drama today but will inevitably mention it whenever it’ll fit whatever victim narrative he’s trying to frame at a certain point in time to paint himself in a good light. Honestly, it’s an easy out to dismiss this entire saga and you know the cucks that watch him will gobble up whatever bullshit he feeds them: “these dumbfuck, smooth-brained trolls who have formed a cult of hate around me saw my phone open on a Daily Wrap video and claimed it was this game that I play… that’s how crazy they are!” I feel that’s how he’s going to address it by, once again, calling anybody criticizing him as mentally I’ll and on the verge of criminal insanity therefore not worth listening to.

3. I also believe this mentions a Habbening post on the front page of the Farms. Mods/ @Null, think we could get this posted up there?

 

[Kosher Dill]

There's only one way for Phil to get out of this now: The Big Backstab

All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to be very open and honest with you. You did see the WWE mobile game on my stream.... but it was my wife's phone. We use the same brand of phone because we got a "His and Hers" deal at the phone store, you know. I haven't wanted to mention this onstream because I have to protect my family, but Kat is currently struggling with a mobile game addiction. That's why she hasn't been able to hold down a job lately. She is the one who is "DownFromTheRafters" on WWE Champions. I'm trying to support her the best I can but she hasn't been able to beat the addiction yet.
And yes, the bank leaks were all real. Those charges were all for WWE Champions.... for my wife. I just couldn't say no to her when she asked, because I love her so much. Maybe I made some bad decisions because of this, but if you want to charge me with loving my wife too much, I'll plead guilty every time.

This also explains why "Rafters" only goes online during Phil's breaks. He has the "parental approval" on for any credit card charges and he only approves them for his beloved wife on breaks. Then she logs on to use the coins once the transaction goes through.

 

[Count Cumia]

Hey come on now some of the best content is also when had the money buff and would say some outlandish shit.

I don't think today is a day where troll tips really mattered. It isn't a coincidence that major sub bombs happened during the prestream after the phone image leaked. The big whales think that they will stick it to the trolls buy giving a lot of money to Phil to make him happy and once that 50 sub bomb hit I knew there was no chance that Phil would have a low contribution stream.

 

[neger psykolog]

Given that Phil has been proven a liar earlier this morning, how in the fuck is he still playing comfy on some shitty game from 10 years ago? Makes no sense.

 

[tomstone]

has there been a new reddit thread blown up about because of the wwec phone stuff?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

has there been a new reddit thread blown up about because of the wwec phone stuff?

Nothing on r/cringe or r/livestreamfails so I don't know where else it might be if there was one.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I think phil is smart enough

then you obviously haven't been reading the literature.

phil is a deeply stupid individual.

 

[UsedUp]

I've said this before. The one time 1MM had a back bone was when dsp reacted to Rambo/Howard video. Continue to give a man $7000 a year under false pretenses at $25 a pop daily is A OK! Enablers to me are worse than actual perpetrators.