Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Andy doing his best to fuck up his fight. Between advertiser unsafe baby killing rants and admitting to 'roiding. They might have been fine with steroids if it was on the DL but when he publicly talks about it they will have to test for it. Seems like we are well in to the self destruct phase of the warski cycle.
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Where did he admit to roiding? You got an archive?
 
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Don’t think he’s taking any anabolic steroids.
May be taking SARMs which are kind of halfway between true steroids and supplements. Definitely not legal in UFC but may be for this bullshit fight because they often change the compounds by a molecule or whatever and wait until the new one is banned just to change it again.

He’d be bigger if he was on juice. Not to PL but I have done just Testosterone and went from 185-212 in 10 weeks. Given how tiny he is the growth would be absurdly noticeable on his frame and he’d look very silly.
 
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Frog Ken said:
On steroids: I saw a twitter thread a wee while back suggesting these youtube boxing events don't drug test the fighters, but I can't find any supporting evidence and that surely can't be right. His gains over the time he has been lifting and training are within normal noob gains, but that doesn't mean he isn't on a cycle.
On coke: His rant was unhinged to the extreme but it didn't look to me like a coked up one. I never watched Warski when he was on coke so I can't compare directly, but he would be more twitchy, the jaw would be going, the eyes were not right for coke and his body was pretty still in the after rant segments.
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This is basically my take. I can believe Warski isn't taking any illegal substances, but that doesn't mean he isn't on some crazy cocktail of legal drugs. I wouldn't be surprised to learn he's using copious amounts of caffeine, creatine, testosterone boosters, adderall, etc.

I've seen him talk about his "sobriety" on numerous occasions, despite openly getting shitfaced and stoned. In his addled brain, legal = not drugs (hence why he doesn't see the contradiction in claiming to be sober while he's drunk). He's exactly the kind of idiot who would think no ill effects can come from something, as long as he's buying it from a supplements shop or pharmacy, instead of a dealer.
 
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GuntPatrol said:
This is basically my take. I can believe Warski isn't taking any illegal substances, but that doesn't mean he isn't on some crazy cocktail of legal drugs. I wouldn't be surprised to learn he's using copious amounts of caffeine, creatine, testosterone boosters, adderall, etc.
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while adderall is technically legal if you have a prescription, it's still literal amphetamine, so it will make you fail drug tests, and i think sports events will ban you if you test positive for it regardless of whether you got it legally or not, because at the end of the day it's still a very powerful stimulant that can boost your performance in the short term.
 
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Where did he admit to roiding? You got an archive?
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As far as I know, any speculation about roids or coke is... well, speculation.

Personally I can give Andy the benefit of the doubt and say that he's probably stressed out. He and Ashton fucked up the best source of income either of them will probably see for a while which means he'll have to rely on his fight with Salt Papi going well if he wants to make any money in the future. Stressing over income will drive you crazy and when you mix in Andy's retardation you get rants about aborting your kid and having BDSM dominatrixes raping you.
 
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What compels a man to tweet this out into the universe?
 
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thismanlies said:
As far as I know, any speculation about roids or coke is... well, speculation.

Personally I can give Andy the benefit of the doubt and say that he's probably stressed out. He and Ashton fucked up the best source of income either of them will probably see for a while which means he'll have to rely on his fight with Salt Papi going well if he wants to make any money in the future. Stressing over income will drive you crazy and when you mix in Andy's retardation you get rants about aborting your kid and having BDSM dominatrixes raping you.
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Andy flipping out was pretty kino, just not in the way he hoped for it to be. Maybe they just need to stop feeling comfortable to keep bringing the goods
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Exhibit b: the spirit of Kino is currently working through Andy
 
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Don't know if this has been mentioned before but I re-watched the Metokur episode and noticed something during pppig's sob story.
He claims he just had to start grifting because he couldn't get work, he didn't want to get the vaccine and had no money.

Here's the first problem, he says those two things as if they are one and the same, this sounded ridiculous to me since it would be illegal in most civilized countries so after 2 seconds of googling, no, employers cannot require you to be vaccinated.

But OK, if we ignore that for now (people were in a frenzy over the fucking vaccine a year or so ago so let's pretend it's true, but I'm guessing he either never even tried to get a job beyond maybe a couple searches and the vaccine never had anything to do with it), the problem is that a few minutes later he slips up and says "I couldn't get work from home".
So his excuse for going against everything he has said during the previous 2-3 years and becoming a complete whore for superchats is that he couldn't get a job where he didn't have to leave his house? Is he too fat to go out? Too lazy? Both? The gift where it shows he struggles to get up from the couch was funny but I'm starting to think he's well on his way to disability because of how fat he is, maybe that's his goal, like that old Simpsons episode.

I'm just surprised how entitled and lazy he is, and to top it all off he tries to use it as a sob story to manipulate the paypigs dumb enough to still buy his bullshit.
 
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GuntPatrol said:
This is basically my take. I can believe Warski isn't taking any illegal substances
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Warski started claiming that he was "two years clean" when less than one year had passed after the whole Miami arc, he claimed he was clean during his training for the Tonka fight and it eventually came out that was when he was doing coke 24/7 and moved in his dealer buddy with him, he's claimed to be sober so many times and every time he does he lies about it somehow, either by wildly exaggerating the amount of time he's been "clean", lying about his previous drug use, lying about actually being clean/taking other drugs.

I'd recommend not believing a single word he says when it comes to drugs, he's got a problem and he hasn't done anything to solve it. He claims he's been living clean and sober for "3 years" or whatever it is now, yet he regularly gets shitfaced drunk and stoned out of his mind (to the point where he passes out and his dad has to shut down his stream for him), I don't know if he's on coke now or not, but it's only a matter of time, and even if he is not, it's 99% guaranteed he's using other drugs to cope.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Don't know if this has been mentioned before but I re-watched the Metokur episode and noticed something during pppig's sob story.
He claims he just had to start grifting because he couldn't get work, he didn't want to get the vaccine and had no money.

Here's the first problem, he says those two things as if they are one and the same, this sounded ridiculous to me since it would be illegal in most civilized countries so after 2 seconds of googling, no, employers cannot require you to be vaccinated.

But OK, if we ignore that for now (people were in a frenzy over the fucking vaccine a year or so ago so let's pretend it's true, but I'm guessing he either never even tried to get a job beyond maybe a couple searches and the vaccine never had anything to do with it), the problem is that a few minutes later he slips up and says "I couldn't get work from home".
So his excuse for going against everything he has said during the previous 2-3 years and becoming a complete whore for superchats is that he couldn't get a job where he didn't have to leave his house? Is he too fat to go out? Too lazy? Both? The gift where it shows he struggles to get up from the couch was funny but I'm starting to think he's well on his way to disability because of how fat he is, maybe that's his goal, like that old Simpsons episode.

I'm just surprised how entitled and lazy he is, and to top it all off he tries to use it as a sob story to manipulate the paypigs dumb enough to still buy his bullshit.
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PPP lied paypigs died. The only places that ended up mandating the vaxx were healthcare workers. There was uncertainty and much anxiety surrounding employers pushing their political will on workers, but it largely didnt end up happening. The anxiety was real, however. I'll give the fat faggot that at least.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Don’t think he’s taking any anabolic steroids.
May be taking SARMs which are kind of halfway between true steroids and supplements. Definitely not legal in UFC but may be for this bullshit fight because they often change the compounds by a molecule or whatever and wait until the new one is banned just to change it again.

He’d be bigger if he was on juice. Not to PL but I have done just Testosterone and went from 185-212 in 10 weeks. Given how tiny he is the growth would be absurdly noticeable on his frame and he’d look very silly.
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Most SARMs are anabolic. They're just reaearch chemicals that haven't been tested properly. Saying SARMs are a halfway between steroids and supplements is like saying bath salts are a halfway between meth and supplements.
 
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Fourskin_Fuckface said:
PPP lied paypigs died. The only places that ended up mandating the vaxx were healthcare workers. There was uncertainty and much anxiety surrounding employers pushing their political will on workers, but it largely didnt end up happening. The anxiety was real, however. I'll give the fat faggot that at least.
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Eventually we all have to realise that Ashton really is just a lazy fat piggy.
 
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