Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Wow guys Lucas owning the Bulgarian Nazi Scum! 5 fucking hours!? How much you want to bet half of it is dead air again?


Edit: Maybe somebody should go archive this. Perhaps @Sprate Header can do his editing magic and squeeze out some good content for us.
Jesus fucking christ it's actually a 5 hour video of unedited bullshit. Doesn't he have some neet pajeet doing free editing for him? Who does he think is actually going to sit down, watch, and be convinced by, a rambling 5 hour video?

I was going to cut it into chunks and run it through jumpcutter but honestly I don't think anything could make this watchable. I clicked through it in a few places at 2x speed and the guy honestly sounds like a plant. (3:25:50ish leads into fucking GOLD though, i'll try and clip it if I can find the site I used to clip DSP vods since I don't want to download the entire video. "I'm just disagreeing with you, that doesn't make me transphobic or a nazi" "YES IT DOES, IT LITERALLY DOES")

Keffels. Learn to make a point.

edit: since this is apparently an old VOD I'm going to put this here instead of making a new post. Keffals crackin eggs live.

 
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Edit: Maybe somebody should go archive this. Perhaps @Sprate Header can do his editing magic and squeeze out some good content for us.
From the sounds of it, this is one of those streams where both people are retarded. I'll take a look at it, but no promises - this is a bit of an older VOD, remember.
 
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Far from a computer expert here, but why are we replacing the function key with a key for some vidya? I didn’t think PC games even used function in any default layouts.
For reference, that keyboard (someone may have answered this, I'm a few pages behind) seems to be the NK87 in atomic purple. Keycaps are simple black on white from CannonKeys. Depending on what the switches are, the approximate value of that board is about $220-$260. Did Keffals fund this board for this person or was there a raffle?
Putting a keycap on with something other than Fn doesn't make it do something else, it's still a function key. A lot of cheap chinese keycap vendors will put dumb shit like "super" on it lmao
"Super" is used because keycaps manufacturers can't use the Windows or Mac symbols as those are copyrighted. Super is also standard on Linux machines. So you would see cheap sets with super on it but also community members who design customer keycaps for group buys use super (or some other word that'll fit with the theme of the keycap set). See here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_key_(keyboard_button)
 
Jesus fucking christ it's actually a 5 hour video of unedited bullshit. Doesn't he have some neet pajeet doing free editing for him? Who does he think is actually going to sit down, watch, and be convinced by, a rambling 5 hour video?

I was going to cut it into chunks and run it through jumpcutter but honestly I don't think anything could make this watchable. I clicked through it in a few places at 2x speed and the guy honestly sounds like a plant. (3:25:50ish leads into fucking GOLD though, i'll try and clip it if I can find the site I used to clip DSP vods since I don't want to download the entire video. "I'm just disagreeing with you, that doesn't make me transphobic or a nazi" "YES IT DOES, IT LITERALLY DOES")

Keffels. Learn to make a point.

edit: since this is apparently an old VOD I'm going to put this here instead of making a new post. Keffals crackin eggs live.

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So Keffal's criteria for being trans, according to that video, includes the following:

- Likes pictures of women
- Hasn't had sex between birth and 19 years and 364 days of age
- Is resistant to being groomed
- Finds Keffals annoying

Really giving horoscopes a run for their money with this spray-and-pray approach.
 

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Stay off the addy.
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This is why I find his bans funny.
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Not sure about that unavailable tweet again. May be a private account.
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Lucas hasn’t heard stories of someone having a bat in their house.
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Loser
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10k views? That’s Keffals numbers. Also, don’t you complain about “group harassment”?
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I’m going to post this in text form and comment in italics.

why i haven't been streaming since being banned on twitch​


I feel like at this point I should probably say something, given that I never announced anything. I have not gone live in four days, nor am I clear when I am going to be returning to streaming regularly. I understand that the majority of the people who follow me on twitter just like my twitter presence and do not engage with my content, but for those who have been wondering where I've been, I think I owe an answer.

Three days ago I tweeted that I would be seeing a psychologist because of the intense amount of scrutiny I have been under and how it makes me lash out at people. I know my feelings are justified, it's my behavior I'm trying to change. It isn't wrong of me to lash out when I have been the repeated target of false allegations, harassment, doxxing, death threats, and been used as a punching bag for every single person who hates trans people and are convinced we shouldn't be allowed to transition as minors.
Two days ago. What a heap of bullshit. You lash out at other streamers, not anyone who is remotely responsible for what you listed, like me.
Having coverage from mainstream publications has meant more people have learned about me and the work that I do than I ever thought was possible. I became something I never signed up to be: the face of a culture war. I was not aware of the consequences that doing extensive livestream coverage of anti-trans legislation and dunking on conservative pundits spreading anti-trans ideology would bring me. After my twitch ban I trended on twitter for five days, and most tweets about me were blatantly transphobic.
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of your actions. Also, turn off personalized trends.
As someone who began medical transition when they were a minor over eleven years ago, the topic of transgender youth and their access to healthcare is very important to me. I, like most people, am a flawed human being who has made mistakes in the past and is always trying to learn from them and become a better person. Despite this, I still want to be there for all young trans people who feel they do not have a voice and that there is no one in this world like them that they can look up to. I keep my DMs open despite the deluge of bigoted messages because of all the teenagers who send me messages saying seeing me fight back against transphobia gave them the courage to come out to their families. It reminds me what I am fighting for, and gives me the motivation I need to keep moving forward.
Oh wow, he does it for the kids. That doesn’t make him sound just a little suspect.
I know that because of my focus, my content might always be niche, but it serves an important function and has fundamentally changed the lives of more people than I can count. I am so proud of myself and how far the community we've built together has come. I'm excited to see all the progress we will make when I return from my hiatus. In the time I have taken off, I have been working with my team to retool how content on my channel is produced, rethinking how I engage with other content creators, and working to tighten moderation to keep both me and my community safe.
That sounds like cope. Remember the opsec expert and how nothing changed, it actually got worse? That was funny.
I do not know yet when I will return to streaming. I'm going to keep working on things behind the scenes so when I return I will be calm and ready to continue making entertaining and informative content and cultivating the kind of community I wish existed when I was younger.
That still sounds creepy.
I want to thank everyone who has supported my Patreon since getting banned from Twitch, because it is a reliable source of income even when I'm not streaming. Streaming is my career. It's something that I am genuinely passionate about. Every day I take off, I lose hundreds of dollars and this not only affects me, but the team that I pay to help me produce content and keep me safe while threats against me continuously escalate.
Who are you paying? I know your mods do it for free, they’re mods. Your editor should be getting paid a slave wage for their quality of work. Who’s keeping you safe? Are they in the room with us right now Lucas?
I also want to take a moment to show my appreciation to some of the people who have had my back throughout this: Alejandra Caraballo, Chelsea Manning, Taylor Lorenz, and everyone else who has stuck their neck out for me, stood up for me, and checked in to make sure I was okay during the most rough moments of the past couple months. I appreciate all of you, and wouldn't be able to do this without you.
I just want to include this one tweet from Bradley:
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Hi Lucas, you nigger faggot.
I know you're reading this thread.
I have a proposition for you. I will pay you 10.000$ in whatever currency/crypto of your choice, if you track down Fagmenco and fist his ass until you can play his mouth like a puppet.
Dilate once for yes, dilate twice for hell yes.
 
...I still want to be there for all young trans people who feel they do not have a voice and that there is no one in this world like them that they can look up to. I keep my DMs open despite the deluge of bigoted messages because of all the teenagers who send me messages saying seeing me fight back against transphobia gave them the courage to come out to their families.
Lucas/Keffals has open DMs and regularly talks with minors encouraging them to transition. Thanks for the confirmation, again, groomer.
It reminds me what I am fighting for, and gives me the motivation I need to keep moving forward.
I mean we all knew this already but again, nice of you to say it out loud for like the twentieth time, groomer.

The more interesting thing to me is what he doesn't mention, at least not here in the "uwu money plz I called the Kiwifarms Party Line every day for months and now thousands of niggas are talking shit" post.

Specifically, not one explicit mention of Bobposting or the DIY HRT network. :thinking:
 
Some notable points from this pity post:

>"I know my feelings are justified, it's my behavior I'm trying to change".
Feeling an overwhelming rage upon hearing basic criticism, Lucas.

>"been used as a punching bag for every single person who hates trans people and are convinced we shouldn't be allowed to transition as minors".

Not only does Lucas support trooning kids. He supports doing it via bathtub harmones made by an Onlyfans troon who has doesn't medical background. At what point do the pro trans kids people draw the line.

>"I became something I never signed up to be: the face of a culture war."

Lucas "the face of a culture war" is out here struggling to get 1K views on his garbage, barely watchable streams.

>"I keep my DMs open despite the deluge of bigoted messages because of all the teenagers who send me messages saying seeing me fight back against transphobia gave them the courage to come out to their families".

Kids DMing Lucas- a truly horrifying thought.


TL; DR- A few paragraphs of Lucas overstating his general influence and significance on the Internet. And as expected Lucas shows 0 self-awareness, failing to understand why people hate him.
 
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BREAKING NEWS: Retard gives retarded take. More at 11.
"She was only pretending to be retarded" -Blowblax

I kinda agree tho. Keffals reminds me perfectly of that edgy little shitter you used to see on social media saying slurs, sharing furry porn and acting like a jackass for fun. He just found a new way to get away with it after the ban waves. Most people had to adapt their trolling, Keffals adapted his identity instead.
 
I can only hope that him leaving the DMs open will eventually lead to some poor, delusional child to reach out to Lucas. And when Lucas points the poor child to bathtub HRT, that child's parent finds out and stops at nothing to destroy Lucas in the process.

Prison arc when?
 
Not only does Lucas support trooning kids. He supports doing it via bathtub harmones made by an Onlyfans troon who has doesn't medical background. At what point do the pro trans kids people draw the line.
Just want to clarify so we don’t get “da evil Mango Ranch lies about Bobposting” or some shit like that. Bobposting simply runs a a website that has two guides on it. One of which that I’m pretty sure was written by Bobposting is on MtF hormones. The other is written by some other troon on FtM hormones. Both of these contain a variety of sources to buy the hormones from. Some of the sources for the MtF shit is bathtub hormones. I believe it is setup like this to avoid any legal issues from being a direct supplier. Now, following a hormone regime by an OnlyFans troon isn’t much better than taking hormones made by one obviously (and some of the hormones may actually be made by OnlyFans troons).The guide has a number of questionable statements like how you should jack off to determine testosterone levels or how the listed side effects for the some of drugs don’t matter because estrogen (paraphrasing, but you get the idea).
 
Jesus fucking christ it's actually a 5 hour video of unedited bullshit. Doesn't he have some neet pajeet doing free editing for him? Who does he think is actually going to sit down, watch, and be convinced by, a rambling 5 hour video?

I was going to cut it into chunks and run it through jumpcutter but honestly I don't think anything could make this watchable. I clicked through it in a few places at 2x speed and the guy honestly sounds like a plant. (3:25:50ish leads into fucking GOLD though, i'll try and clip it if I can find the site I used to clip DSP vods since I don't want to download the entire video. "I'm just disagreeing with you, that doesn't make me transphobic or a nazi" "YES IT DOES, IT LITERALLY DOES")

Keffels. Learn to make a point.

edit: since this is apparently an old VOD I'm going to put this here instead of making a new post. Keffals crackin eggs live.

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That guy definitely doesn't sound like a nazi, but they both sure do sound retarded.
 
At what point do the pro trans kids people draw the line.
There isn't a line; these people will go to any lengths to show how "positive" their movement is. If that includes frying kids brains with bathtub drugs, and potentially adding them to the 41% in the future, then that's just the price of making their life as pedophiles much easier in the mainstream.
 
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