DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil's life is streaming 6 days per week, which he says takes up all of his time, and we know he does no other activities anyway. Playing games and dealing with his wheelchair audience, all of which he clearly hates doing. Shamefully begging every single day and making himself one of the biggest lolcow asshats on the internet.

Phil does all that for an addiction to WWE Champions, a game I promise you he doesn't even enjoy. It's just a shit addiction where he's stuck spending lots of money dunking on people who don't care in the slightest. People who play mobile games like this are only doing so to escape their lives, usually bored old dudes with decent jobs and more money than they know what to do with.

What does Phil need to escape? He's in his own condo wearing pajamas every day. It's all just so ridiculous. Yes, even Chris Chan spending all his tugboat on toys is more worthwhile.
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Jesus... Phil must really know that once this train ends, that his life is pretty much over. He doesn't care at all about the future. He doesn't really care about anything. If what you are saying is true, that thing thats in the back of his head, the back of his neck, the back of his mind.... has truly won.
 
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Georges St. Pierre said:
Jesus... Phil must really know that once this train ends, that his life is pretty much over. He doesn't care at all about the future. He doesn't really care about anything. If what you are saying is true, that thing thats in the back of his head, the back of his neck, the back of his mind.... has truly won.
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He spent his day off last week clout chasing on twitter, arguing with trolls on twitter, and spending $480 on WWEC, the same day he was paid by youtube. The day prior, he talked about needing to run a shit load of errands and being super busy.......Phil never left the house on his day off
 
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Shirō Ishii said:
It was this tweet
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I still find it funny that Phil got told off by a literal wheelchair
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"It's time to stop being afraid of my trolls" --The guy that disables replies on every single one of his tweets. The absolute hypocrisy of this dude.
Just another example of how clueless Phil is regarding how to use social media. Disabling replies is a sure fire way to discourage any sort of 'engagement' on tweets.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Well this isn't the fucking Karate Kid, you really don't need to barricade the walls in your basement bro., especially not in trying to anticipate a burnell-invasion, it's practically never going to happen.

(just make sure you keep hand axes at the ready, preferably near doors)
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Meh. All you would have to do is hold up a swimsuit model (real one......not his imaginary one) poster and watch him fold like a lawn chair.
 
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Salubrious said:
I am not a tax attorney, but at this point, DSP would probably be better off streaming WWE Champions on Youtube like Guersan(sp?) does. Then his pulls could be actual tax writeoffs (probably) and not just fraudulent ones.

His paypigs won't care. In fact, they might even give him money for pulls.

He'd be like every other NBA2K or FIFA streamer.

The only reason he won't do it is because of his ego/pride letting the detractors win. Which actually sums up his entire existence.
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And he can just openly get drunk and be racist and shit too. This dude has zero reason to keep this facade up if his tards are feeding him unlimited cash. He would be making an objectively better product.
 
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Madmartigan said:
"It's time to stop being afraid of my trolls" --The guy that disables replies on every single one of his tweets. The absolute hypocrisy of this dude.
Just another example of how clueless Phil is regarding how to use social media. Disabling replies is a sure fire way to discourage any sort of 'engagement' on tweets.
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He knows that he separates himself from all engagement, its not on accident.
Phil hates his fans, with maybe a handful of exceptions. He hates interacting with them.

That is exactly why he repeats ad nauseum that he is an interactive live streamer who loves engaging in some chill positive interaction.

There's this quote about repeating a lie so often that people believe it to be the truth; thats what Phil does. Its Propaganda. Its Pignosis at work, whether he realizes it or not. He hides behind every social media block, every lean in manual ban, every comment having to be approved. We joke about Phil's chat being like North Korea, and it is, but there is an Orwellian "1984 wrong think" aspect to it too.

Say what you will about Phil being a retard, he is, but with the effectiveness of his pignosis, dude could give (((Edward Bernays✡️))) a run for his money.

(this is not directed at you im just rambling, sound good? okay. )
 
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jfc can this faggot go 3 hours without crying about something?
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Georges St. Pierre said:
Jesus... Phil must really know that once this train ends, that his life is pretty much over. He doesn't care at all about the future. He doesn't really care about anything. If what you are saying is true, that thing thats in the back of his head, the back of his neck, the back of his mind.... has truly won.
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That’s a problem for Future Phil.
 
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Super Dent Head said:
With how scared he is of Jasper, and how scared he seemed of Leanna, I doubt he'd be telling anyone what to do. Especially seeing as Kat could just out him on the weirdest of shit. Kat probably gets to be unemployed, doing nothing and Phil gets to sit there and claim to be a real adult because of his wife that hates him.
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you think this is a man whos scared of anything?
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
There's a video out there of him talking about the mobile games he is currently playing, four I think, and he says WWE Champions is the worst one.
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There's multiple videos in the WWE Champions thread that cover him talking about playing various games (including Marvel: Future Fight, another I found a whaled-out account of his on, albeit inactive). They include him talking about playing mobile games months after his "ONCE KHET IS HERE, I WON'T BE PLAYING ANY MORE OF THEM" bullshit.
 
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