Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
Smegma Gaming said:
Almost done doing the finishing touches to the eBay selling page guys, I'm making sure to block Ms Wogglecunt from the page because she's not a true fan nor do i want to be sued.
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Do you even know what my ebay username is? And even if you do, what would stop me from just creating a new ebay account with another username?
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Do you even know what my ebay username is? And even if you do, what would stop me from just creating a new ebay account with another username?
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I'm not listening to you anymore, you're honestly too painful to communicate with, you've been repeating yourself non-stop since 2014. There's no saving you, I'm selling the products regardless. Bye.
 
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Smegma Gaming said:
I'm not listening to you anymore, you're honestly too painful to communicate with, you've been repeating yourself non-stop since 2014. There's no saving you, I'm selling the products regardless. Bye.
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You got my preorder for 69 plushies, right? With shipping to Mexico? I want to distribute them to arcade claw machines around the city and I bet yours will be better quality. Unlike @WogglebugLover you are a true fan and know how to give woggs the respect he deserves!
 
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WogglebugLover said:
No. Not really. I just felt so sick and tired of you all and decided the best thing to do would be to not respond to anyone here at all.
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That is mean and rude toward the true Wogglebug fans on this site. We spend hour after hour defending the Wogglebug against attacks and false accusations and we invite you to fun parties, and what thanks do we get? You tell us you're "sick and tired" of us and don't want to respond to our polite comments and invitations.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I am aware of the possibility of that. But first, I have for some time removed my movies from YouTube. And second, I have at least never uploaded the versions with improved animation or the commentary track versions. Those are only available on DVD through my store.
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If anyone here buys the new DVD please rip it and upload it here. I'll be sure to make free copies with nice DVD covers for all uwu
Wait, Aren't the old movies archived on the farms?
Besides, we all know the majority prefer the original. Chuldren love badly rendered mer-tits!

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She doesn't animate anything. She buys models and only use animations that are included and doesn't do any post-production. I fixed one scene in MS Paint in like 10 minutes (it was a close-up of a talking dragon and the dragon was just a motionless picture because talking animation was not included with the model).
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Oh I know. But you can make actual dogshit look at least passable with the right lighting (though I'm unsure what her program is actually capable of, or if it even has different options other than "on" and "off") and good angles and shit. And adding a jawbone to the dragon model would be actually pretty simple too (assuming you could import the models from whatever crap program she's using into something like blender) I wouldn't expect WBL to be able to do it herself even with the hundreds of hours of free tutorials online, but if she had any social skills she would have made friends in the hobby who might have been able to help her.

I honestly think she'd be better off using something like SFM, but I'm afraid what she of all people would do, given SFMs reputation for what people use it for ☪️
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Can you actually prove you have such digital copies of my movies? And anyways, I am the only one who will be selling the versions with improved animation and commentary tracks with them.
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Everyone in this thread probably has digital copies of your movies. I know I do, and I'm being 100% serious (I'm always serious with you, Cherie, but I'm super serious when I say this). I haven't watched them in full, because I'm not brain-damaged and I don't hate myself, but I have them.

What do your commentary tracks consist of? Do you just blather on about how cute and great you think the Wogglebug is? if so, I don't think anyone will pay extra for that.

WogglebugLover said:
Just so you, and everyone else knows, I never actually told my mother about anything you said you were going to do. Because I knew deep down at least that you were all just bluffing. And I was right. Because no one ever showed up at all that Friday night.
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We were all there. Where were you? Either you're lying to us, or someone in the exact same apartment complex has an apartment filled with children's movies and a Wogglbug plushie in the bedroom.
 
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Andrew Neiman said:
That is mean and rude toward the true Wogglebug fans on this site. We spend hour after hour defending the Wogglebug against attacks and false accusations and we invite you to fun parties, and what thanks do we get? You tell us you're "sick and tired" of us and don't want to respond to our polite comments and invitations.
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I wasn't actually referring to you and them, but just to all the rest of them here who aren't like what you just explained. And while I do appreciate the things you and they do to defend me and Wogglebug, I can't but think you're going just a bit too far with some outright homophobic phrases.
Picklechu said:
Everyone in this thread probably has digital copies of your movies. I know I do, and I'm being 100% serious (I'm always serious with you, Cherie, but I'm super serious when I say this). I haven't watched them in full, because I'm not brain-damaged and I don't hate myself, but I have them.

What do your commentary tracks consist of? Do you just blather on about how cute and great you think the Wogglebug is? if so, I don't think anyone will pay extra for that.


We were all there. Where were you? Either you're lying to us, or someone in the exact same apartment complex has an apartment filled with children's movies and a Wogglbug plushie in the bedroom.
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My commentary tracks are not done by me, but by the Wogglebug's voice actor in the Wogglebug characterization.

And none of you were here in my apartment that night.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I still think you have to be just kidding. Because just about all of you have always been whenever you've told me anything like this. And how could you possibly sell copies of my movies, anyway? Also, if you can then how do you know I'm not going to sue you for it?
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It's because that would require effort and we all know you're allergic to anything like that. Knowing you you'd ask your mom to do everything and she'd be spinning her wheels trying to figure out the best way to do so.

In order to sue somebody you would have to first find a lawyer that works really cheap because those guys can cost you a lot. Then you have to figure out how much this is worth to you. For example if you feel you lost... $500 in this venture you would need to demonstrate that you lost the money because of this. And that this interfered with your copyright. You do have a copyright on this right? You would need to find them and serve them the papers so they can show up in court. And if, after all this, you're awarded damages of $500 you'll find most of those were taken up with court and lawyer fees. So in the end even if you won... you didn't win anything.

This is why saying, "I'll sue you" when you don't know the law is one of the dumbest things you could ever do.

WogglebugLover said:
And I was right. Because no one ever showed up at all that Friday night.
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In this case who's the biggest retard. The people who said they'd show up at your place for a party or the person that actually thought they would? And don't lie, you stayed up waiting for people to knock on your door so you could call the police... for reasons.

It's like events that happen on message boards all the time. There's a flame war and somebody suggests they meet, at a certain point, at a certain time, and will have it out. Both parties agree to it but only one of them shows up. So the next day they're crowing about how the other guy was too scared to show up. Meanwhile everybody is laughing at them for being so stupid as to actually think they'd have a scrap.

That's you and we're totally laughing at you right now.

EDIT: Double posting.

Smegma Gaming said:
I'm not listening to you anymore, you're honestly too painful to communicate with, you've been repeating yourself non-stop since 2014. There's no saving you, I'm selling the products regardless. Bye.
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Dude, if you're getting in on that and shipping to Mexico I've got an idea that could work out here. After all these things are coming from China and it's not a problem for them to make some extras. I mean that's how knockoffs get made all the time. I could get you in touch with my brother-in-law in Japan. He's got a sweet little gig filling claw machines in arcades and since the Japanese are crazy about cute stuffed things there's a chance that the Wogglebug could be big over there. And if the plushes work it might be a good way to introduce the movies over there. Sure we'd have to get some localization done, maybe start off with just some subtitles which could be whipped up in a couple days and then see if we could get some voice talent over there to do the voices.

All it would cost is maybe... a 10% finder's fee? DM me and I'll get you in touch with him.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Because I knew deep down at least that you were all just bluffing. And I was right. Because no one ever showed up at all that Friday night.
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And none of you were here in my apartment that night.
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That's what you think.

A certain member of these boards is an accomplished Phrogger, and he snuck us all into your spare bedroom, which is where the party was held.
 
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