Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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I'm glad Mikay is recovering after her amputation. :woo: art is hard and cropping is even harder :drink:

6:49 - Mikay talking about Sappho of Lesbos is a historical explanation that you (Any couple of any gender) can just make out in public without people raising an eyebrow. :story:

On the Tumblr side of things:
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Her most recent fanart whale is a 21-year-old yid irititai who's been watching her since middle school, oy gevalt. Good for them for eeking out a positive experience. They've done most of the recent Aliana doodles.
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Lily on Marx and tankies. :story:
Never would've got "cottage" from the ambiguous purple void the characters seem to live in...
 
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I'm glad Mikay is recovering after her amputation. :woo: art is hard and cropping is even harder :drink:

6:49 - Mikay talking about Sappho of Lesbos is a historical explanation that you (Any couple of any gender) can just make out in public without people raising an eyebrow. :story:

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Her most recent fanart whale is a 21-year-old yid irititai who's been watching her since middle school, oy gevalt. Good for them for eeking out a positive experience. They've done most of the recent Aliana doodles.
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-just using mating season as an excuse for a sickfic.

Using mating season for a sickfic....instead of just giving one of them a cold?????
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Nothing more romantic than your partner taking care of you because they are forced compelled to by their seasonal hormonal change.
I feel like she's slowly inching towards some omegaverse shit.
 
Using mating season for a sickfic....instead of just giving one of them a cold?????
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Nothing more romantic than your partner taking care of you because they are forced compelled to by their seasonal hormonal change.
I feel like she's slowly inching towards some omegaverse shit.
inb4 Lily forces an all-girls omegaverse because she doesn't want the men.

girldick is wo-mandatory.
 
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"Let's do a cute sick-fic where the Gardevoirs have to be pampered by their trainers. I could give them a strain of Pokerus or something...
...or they could be in heat."

The other ones in that list are so innocuous you know this was the one she wanted to do and just made other suggestions like it was a totally normal thing to brainstorm on par with a flashback or a cute nature walk. (And that last prompt, ugh.)

Also.

Wait.

Isn't G a sex-repulsed asexual?

But somehow G gets clingy and snuggly? That's not how... that's not how that works. Since she's referring to a 'mating season' we can look at studies done in animals and find that asexuality manifests in mammals by them being disinterested in mating behavior despite the hormone and pheromone releases of viable mates around them. G during mating season would either be wholly apathetic because it doesn't affect her, or constantly aggravated by potential partners coming on to her for reasons they can't really help.

(Also Pokemon don't appear to have mating seasons given that you can stick two compatible breeds into the Daycare and find an egg after a few hours, and even then the eggs are treated like spontaneous manifestations.)

Asexuality isn't celibacy or dysfunction, Lils. Stop it.
 
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"Let's do a cute sick-fic where the Gardevoirs have to be pampered by their trainers. I could give them a strain of Pokerus or something...
...or they could be in heat."

The other ones in that list are so innocuous you know this was the one she wanted to do and just made other suggestions like it was a totally normal thing to brainstorm on par with a flashback or a cute nature walk. (And that last prompt, ugh.)

Also.

Wait.

Isn't G a sex-repulsed asexual?

But somehow G gets clingy and snuggly? That's not how... that's not how that works. Since she's referring to a 'mating season' we can look at studies done in animals and find that asexuality manifests in mammals by them being disinterested in mating behavior despite the hormone and pheromone releases of viable mates around them. G during mating season would either be wholly apathetic because it doesn't affect her, or constantly aggravated by potential partners coming on to her for reasons they can't really help.

(Also Pokemon don't appear to have mating seasons given that you can stick two compatible breeds into the Daycare and find an egg after a few hours, and even then the eggs are treated like spontaneous manifestations.)

Asexuality isn't celibacy or dysfunction, Lils. Stop it.
I mean, G isn't a touch-aversive asexual. Asexuals can still be clingy and cuddly (I know I am), but your point of G being extra cuddly and clingy due to mating season is correct that it doesn't make any sense.
 
G's a sex repulsed asexual when Liliana wants to moralize about how other people lewd her too much, stealing the reasoning of Lizzy as to why Elythin was asexual originally.

G's a cuddly affectionate lesbian when Liliana wants to lewd her for herself.

Nobody else can have the gardevour, only Liliana.
 
Not sure if you're aware but their fics are basically RP in novel form. In case you're wondering why everything sucks, this is their process.

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I'm way too tired to comment on the "less porn" part, as if porn is mandatory in any RP scenario... But yeah, they come up with a sentence-long idea, they open a google doc and just start writing shit by the seat of their pants.
....Oh my god. I used to do rp like that for fun constantly throughout my teenage years. It was NEVER taken as seriously as writing an actual story. On the rare occasions it was taken seriously (at least on the sites I was on), it was planned out and given a general foundation before the actual participation started.

She actually thinks her casual role play is the same level as in-depth story telling...I wonder if she even knows about the old roleplay etiquette and where she falls into. Rp forums would use non-lit/beginner (little effort required, no sentence minimums, grammar mistakes are okay), semi-lit (decent understanding of grammar, usually a minimum of at least a few sentences), to fully lit (good comprehension of grammar and vocabulary, usually a minimum of a few paragraphs).

Lily falls squarely into semi-lit, which was basically considered casual rp. Nothing wrong with that, that's generally where I stayed. But to insist it's the pinnacle of writing talent is a narcissistic insecurity if I ever saw it.
 
Yeah pretty much, asexuals aren't averse to physical affection - but what's weird about this prompt in relation to G's asexuality is that it implies that G is being clingy and cuddly as a substitute for sexual needs. Like Duine said, she would simply not have been affected by the hormones/pheromones at all. Being sex repulsed ace means you do not feel a loss at the lack of sex. Was she in heat too when cuddling with Lily on the couch?

And she has explained before that the sex scenes in her fiction are people blushing and cudling and shit, so I wonder if she does not view this as being low key sexual.
It's also weird why Marah would feel sick when in heat, oposed to horny?

It just feels like she's trying to tip toe around writing a sex scene without it looking like sex.

She plans to hold streams after every video posted, so that people can talk about it.

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Every anime Lily has seen ranked worst to best. Sounds like it's gonna be a shitshow.

-They start off the stream with complaining about people's reaction to the opening skit, and them thinking this is a accurate portrayal of their relationship.
Chat: I especially thought it was real, but the Lily went to talk with her best friend, the Gardevoir.
Lily: Ah yes, my totally real best friend slash possible sibling.
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Five minutes into the stream and my eyes are already bleeding.

-Lily brags about going to mod the hell out of the new GameBoy she bought.

-weird umpromted jab at TGT
Lily: They'r elike ''you steal my intros''! Aaah yes! Because 'please support me on patreon' is deffinitely something you copy righted. What a loser. *pause* You now what the best part is, Caron only has like 4K subs.
Lily then explains that she reported some tweet of TGT that mentioned her, and then blocked it. Twitter sent her a notification saying they took action against the tweet, and Lily went to check TGT's Twitter, whre she saw that Jess changed her handle to Bitch Eating Crackers Arc.

So much about Lily not caring about her stalkers.

-Chat asking Mikaila questions whether she's into impact play.... she didn't know what it is

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Chat: You seem to think very highly about Craig of the Creek, will you ever do a video on it?
Lily: I made several videos about it but you didn't watch them.
Chat: What do you think about the term Mary Sue?
Lily: 99.999999% It's just misogyny.
Chat: the x has two hands meme is only funny when people use the version where they add another relationship but the hand reaching out is still there and is the same person
Lily: The reason for that is that, being poly, I really do not like it when shippers use polyamory as an excuse to- basically as a way to cope. Like we're not your coping mechanism for trying to avoid to accept that your ship isn't cannon.
get's continued by some TOH ships shitting aaand:
Lily: We deserve more than just being your coping mechanism. Kinda like what I said about ace representation, where ace people deserve real representation and not just to be a shield for somebody who has a bug up their ass about romance.
Lily: More like a plot device it's a tool to hav a harem rather than a relationship conection, and it's not just getting around cheating.
Then Lily proclaims she'd like to see a harem story where the (four) girls realise they don't like the guy and fuck off together, or where they realised they liked eack other and not the guy.

Conversation shifts into harem anime and how its written by old men who can't get laid IRL.

Chat asked her if she ever played any visual novels - says she played Kana, and afterward didn't play an more. Apparently it's a choice game where you can romance your sick little sister?
Suuuuure she dind't know that beforehand.

-A hour and a half in and we get our firs slobbering ober how good Aliana looks. This turns into Lily complaining about all artists she knows being unbelievably talented but self conscious about their work, and they're probably determined to think lowly of herself in any given situation - or that all the artists she knows are like that.
Lily: It sucks to an extend, but when you have friends like that you should just leave them to their own devices. *pause* You could sit there and try to convince them that their work is great and that they deserve all the praise they get, but at the end of the day, they're not gonna listen.

She says that this is probably the reason why she drives so many people up walls, that she is unapologetically proud of her writing whether it is good or not. Honest to god quote she says:
Lily: when it come to writing, I'm like Bob Ross. I'm not very good but it doesn't matter.

Stream eded here. I had half an hour of it left to watch but this is the general gist of it. Sorry for bad editing & grammar.
 
I can't quote Pooh but:
-weird umpromted jab at TGT

Lily: They'r elike ''you steal my intros''! Aaah yes! Because 'please support me on patreon' is deffinitely something you copy righted. What a loser. *pause* You now what the best part is, Caron only has like 4K subs.
Lily then explains that she reported some tweet of TGT that mentioned her, and then blocked it. Twitter sent her a notification saying they took action against the tweet, and Lily went to check TGT's Twitter, whre she saw that Jess changed her handle to Bitch Eating Crackers Arc.

So much about Lily not caring about her stalkers.

Funny thing, nothing from the priming mega thread is gone. The one place on her Twitter TGT mentions Lily consistently? All the tweets are still up. I should know, I archived them.

Why would she lie about something so easily checked? My guess is she wanted to shit-talk TGT while still remaining above it all and not sounding like she thinks about them and their thriving personal and professional artistic relation with Lizzy, every single day.
 
Can't reply, but @Stuck Pooh the Bob Ross quote makes me MATI 🎩

Lily: when it come to writing, I'm like Bob Ross. I'm not very good but it doesn't matter.

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Bob Ross openly, repeatedly said that his paintings were just for the camera! And in his personal life, he was known for being a perfectionist, and was a drill sergeant in the air force for 20 years.

Bob Ross worked very hard to become the man we saw on the TV, and those were not his best works.

A guest on the show who was a renowned painter, put it best in saying that we shouldn't trust guys like Bob because he made it look too easy. When the reality is it took Bob Ross decades to draw and paint as he did.

In short:

Bob Ross was amazing at what he did. Saying you aren't very good in the same breathe as comparing yourself to him is very ignorant.
 
Not sure if you're aware but their fics are basically RP in novel form. In case you're wondering why everything sucks, this is their process.

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I'm way too tired to comment on the "less porn" part, as if porn is mandatory in any RP scenario... But yeah, they come up with a sentence-long idea, they open a google doc and just start writing shit by the seat of their pants.

... i actually spent effort giving legitimate literary criticism to a roleplay session

oh my god


This makes sense. and like...I'm not sure it isn't a good way to go about it, there are definitely better ways to. But it absolutely suddenly explains a fucking lot about things from TSR. It explains why Kylo Ren is so fucking shallow, and explains why Leia never under goes any change in character, and why Fin and Poe have nearly no fucking characterisation outside of their narrative utility. if it's all being Roleplayed out then neither of them would wanna touch Kylo Ren outside what must absolutely be done, and Fin and Poe would mean having to roleplay out masculine characters which neither would have any interest in doing. Leia gets wrecked by all the "Yes And," that has to be done.


That's not even taking into account what's added in the editing phase. I can't even begin to imagine how things change once it's being edited so it looks like it's being written by a single person

i kind of want lily to get canceled for writing aliana as rping a black person lol maybe someone should should write a callout on racefaking or something stupid like that
 
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Bob Ross openly, repeatedly said that his paintings were just for the camera! And in his personal life, he was known for being a perfectionist, and was a drill sergeant in the air force for 20 years.

Bob Ross worked very hard to become the man we saw on the TV, and those were not his best works.

A guest on the show who was a renowned painter, put it best in saying that we shouldn't trust guys like Bob because he made it look too easy. When the reality is it took Bob Ross decades to draw and paint as he did.

In short:

Bob Ross was amazing at what he did. Saying you aren't very good in the same breathe as comparing yourself to him is very ignorant.
Bob Ross' paintings that everyone sees are painted in like what, 22 minutes?

Bob Ross was successful enough selling his paintings while he was in the military that it led him to his decision to quit and later start the Joy of Painting, which was designed to teach the average idiot to make a work that they could hang up and be proud of. Yeah, Bob had goof ups, because I don't know anyone who paints that doesn't occasionally have a mis-stroke of the brush, but Bob brought attention to it so you could see how to recover.

Also, Tee Franklin thinks animation means a picture moving once every 15 seconds, so not only is she an inept writer, she apparently doesn't know what animation is. How wonderful.
 
Is Lily making Rey a he/him lesbian because she’s about to change how she identifies herself again. I feel like I’m a couple years she’ll be back to going by a man named Jerry but still identify as a lesbian.

lily rps as aliana so that was probably mikaila talking about her status as nb

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6:49 - Mikay talking about Sappho of Lesbos is a historical explanation that you (Any couple of any gender) can just make out in public without people raising an eyebrow. :story:

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now that i think about this, why hasnt mikaila drawn these? i wonder if this post is lily's way to ebeg for fanart
 
Bob Ross' paintings that everyone sees are painted in like what, 22 minutes?

Bob Ross was successful enough selling his paintings while he was in the military that it led him to his decision to quit and later start the Joy of Painting, which was designed to teach the average idiot to make a work that they could hang up and be proud of. Yeah, Bob had goof ups, because I don't know anyone who paints that doesn't occasionally have a mis-stroke of the brush, but Bob brought attention to it so you could see how to recover.

Also, Tee Franklin thinks animation means a picture moving once every 15 seconds, so not only is she an inept writer, she apparently doesn't know what animation is. How wonderful.

Yeah. Ross's methods for Joy of Painting were to make the 'real', original painting, which would take a few hours. Then he would paint a less detailed proof as practice for the show, and then he would re-paint it again while also narrating his methods so the audience could follow along.

And let's be clear-- those are nice paintings. That he can produce such landscapes in twenty minutes, even if he's painted them before, while also being able to direct the audience (who in turn produce attractive paintings) take a lot of talent. Of course he's somewhat famous for his 'happy little accidents', but as said that was part of what made The Joy of Painting so approachable. You weren't watching a didact talk about art theory, he was just a guy with a gentle demeanor not only showing you practical application but also assuring you that don't worry, even the guy who's made thousands of paintings sometimes makes mistakes, and you shouldn't let it stress you out.

Bob Ross was also just a good man. Pull up any of his episodes (most or all have been posted to an official Youtube channel) and just listen to him. Not only is he talking about the methods behind the painting, but he scatters in little jokes, he tells short anecdotes, he talks about the beauty of the world, he is always positive. Even if you don't appreciate the aesthetics of the work because of... I dunno, an oversaturation of lakeside landscape paintings, you have to be dedicated to your anger to not just feel a little peace after watching him.

I assume the latter is what Lily is talking about when she says the fidelity of his paintings doesn't matter, and I wonder what context she was providing around her writing. Lily isn't a good writer and she's a wretched person. Was there more context to that quote? Do you remember what prompted it? (Not that I'd ask you to scrub through a Lily video if you don't recall.) I can't imagine there's any similarity to be had except that they're both carbon-based lifeforms originating from Earth.
 
Lily: when it come to writing, I'm like Bob Ross. I'm not very good but it doesn't matter.
Lmao, okay.

Personally, I didn't care that much for Bob Ross' paintings. Not to disparage a dead man's work--they looked good, I'd hang one or two in my living room--but I never felt like his paintings were too creative or technically intricate. Where his strength lied is that Ross knew this, accepted it, and used it to inspire a generation to pick up painting. His show was designed to be relaxed, low-key, and accessible. It was called The Joy of Painting and not The Oft Torturous Job of Being an Artist, after all. Its target audience consisted of those who wanted to make a pretty landscape but had no formal training, or who just wanted to sit back and listen to his soothing voice. “A little rock lives here... Boop." His work was good for his intended audience.

Lily is not even remotely like Bob Ross because A) His work requires some precision and technique, while Lily's shipfic reads like a middle schooler's first story, and B) Bob Ross knows whom his work is for and what it means to them. With Lily, I still don't really get whom her writing appeals to. No Star Wars fan would read Sith Resurgence because they were interested by its premise. I'd wager most, if not everyone who reads TSR does so because Lily's signature is on it, not because they sincerely enjoy the work. And if that's the only criteria, then you can't say Lily's work has much artistic value, as her viewers would read pretty much anything she shat out. Compounding that, Lily's treatment of TSR changes depending on who she's arguing with. If it's a critic saying that TSR is a horrid piece of literature, she dismisses it by saying that TSR was written for fun and the critic should take the stick out of their ass. But when it comes time to toot her own horn, like in the Thought Experiment on Protagonists video, suddenly it's not just a dumb fun hobby and its this serious work with serious themes and serious discussion points.
 
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