DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't either. But if Phil was coming at me and it was purely a Self Defense Situation I would do what I had to, to protect myself

For the sake of argument, if Phil came at me with a hatchet in a public situation, if I had to defend myself outside his khando, I'm watching him through his window and I have to shoot through a crowd of people to defend myself, it's 2am... it's a Self Defense Situation! I won't be happy about the devastation I've caused, but I will be happy that I've defended my own life.

At this point, I can't even imagine Phil being able to pick up a hand axe without struggling. It's like that episode in Spongebob where he struggles to pick up a stuffed toy. That's Phil right now

Agreed, I remember in some of the recent DSP D'VOURS Its and Feeding with the Pigs his hand was shaking from holding whatever container his slop was in. In particular I remember when he ordered 3 stuffed crust pizzas and he complained about them being heavy.

 

[FaXmachine]

has dsp commented on this live a live game? you would think it would be right up his alley, he caims to love JRPG's, he claims to love old school games, its not super long from what i've heard, and its not even a full priced game

Phil didn't even know of Triangle Strategy and thats by his beloved (Phil doesn't know any other RPG making publishers LOL) Square Enix... Also he says he loves old school games yet doesn't know of Klonoa. All this shit bag cares about is hype and it fitting in his tiny little brain dead box.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Isn't it sad how back in the day he had a healthy fanbase that made all kinds of content for him, such as songs(GhostDrone for example), but the best he can get nowadays is shit-tier slides and fan art, while detractors repurpose his content into songs and animated videos that are genuinely good?

Dude used to do fan appreciations that were troll free, had enough fans to fill a Team Fortress 2 server and actually had fun. Now he's so afraid of someone saying 'it's the guy!' and so deeply ashamed of his dentheads, that he won't even dedicated one stream a month to play something with them.

It just blows my mind how he's managed to reduce a healthy, decent size community to a tiny, degenerate ridden 'community.'

It's kind of amazing how much he fucked up. There was a point where he had a lot of semi ironic fans who would watch him for the rage and just to laugh at how bad he is at games and maybe just gawk at the trainwreck. Say what you will about that crowd but I'd consider it still within the realm of healthy community. He drove those people away however when he started blocking out all public criticism and going hard into begging.

Slap his pee pee

He'd be into that just for the fact that Jasper is male.

He probably already has the new PC and at the end of the closet stream will pull the "oh what's this?" And take out a PC.

It will be about as gay as the jasper reveal.

Sounds very likely. Maybe he'll use it as a distraction to memory hole it even more.

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OOOOOH
Look at how CLEAR it is.

Look how much Jasper HATES him.

You can really tell Jasper hates him.

Exactly! In the video he is biting at him and not letting him touch him. Poor animal has to live with a pig he hates.

And in interviews all the neighbors say, "he seemed so normal..."

Nah, they would say "Wait who? Is that THE GUY?!"

Just based on all the banning of vague mentions of the phone leak is enough to tell me that it wasn't bait, he is just really dumb.

I could tell it was real without any other context added.

Wings reacting to the phone leak is hilarious.

You would tell Wings you are gay and he would have to see you take it in ass and maybe ending up half convinced.

Wings is finally getting payback for Phil screwing him out of the Keem sign on bonus. I hope this trend continues.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It feels like everything has been building up and coming to a head
-khet gets exposed for being the stay puft marshmallow man (I know Phil loves Ghostbusters references)
-the top wheelchairs are beginning to get uppity. Even OIC seems to be gone (yeah. Right.)
-midlife crisis is in full effect
-Phil has officially closed himself off from collabing with any content creators
-exposed for playing WWEC
And yet. There he sits. Acting as if everything is hunky dowry. Like he deserves to get a PC. Like he earned the Clean the Closet and Pizza Party events. Acting like he's winning simply because he's being mentioned in any context. I can't wait for the day he shows up on stream to less than 20 people. Wondering just how everything went so wrong in his life

 

[WolverineGuy22]

It's a common phrase you hear from gambling addicts. They could tell you how much they're down or up that day or that week but ask somebody for their lifetime total and at best you'll get a very rough estimate. Like if Phil were honest he could tell you how much he spent last night but ask him a total for 2022, hell even the last month he'd have no idea off the top of his head.

Gamblers and gambling addicts, whether it be card or sports, are also trying to get money back so they can continue to gamble. So they are pretty aware of how much cash they have on a given day.

DSP is dropping hundreds in a night into the sweaty man universe. Can kinda understand how he wouldn’t even realize how much he’s dropping on the game.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Gamblers and gambling addicts, whether it be card or sports, are also trying to get money back so they can continue to gamble. So they are pretty aware of how much cash they have on a given day.

DSP is dropping hundreds in a night into the sweaty man universe. Can kinda understand how he wouldn’t even realize how much he’s dropping on the game.

Given his concept of money, there's no chance he is aware. Just keeps spending until he is overdrawn, beg the next day, keep spending, beg the next day.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Gamblers and gambling addicts, whether it be card or sports, are also trying to get money back so they can continue to gamble. So they are pretty aware of how much cash they have on a given day.

DSP is dropping hundreds in a night into the sweaty man universe. Can kinda understand how he wouldn’t even realize how much he’s dropping on the game.

At some point gambling addicts get so deep into it that they become like gacha fiends in that they don't even give a shit about winning or losing anymore, just the feeling of anticipation is enough to get their hormones to go crazy. They walk in with let's say $200 and their objective is to leave with $0, despite any rationalizations they may have like saying that they're chasing a loss from yesterday to get their money back. If they do hit a jackpot all it does is prolong their gambling binge for that day, they really don't care about the fact that they got a big win. That's where the similarities end though.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Gamblers and gambling addicts, whether it be card or sports, are also trying to get money back so they can continue to gamble. So they are pretty aware of how much cash they have on a given day.

DSP is dropping hundreds in a night into the sweaty man universe. Can kinda understand how he wouldn’t even realize how much he’s dropping on the game.

Someone wrote it here about the phase of addiction he must be in to something they witnessed at a casino. some slot jockey you know the type playing three machines at once hit the jackpot, lights and sirens and casino staff came out with a check making a big production and this motherfucker had a look of both annoyance and lack of empathy because all this fluff going on was getting in the way of more gambling. Such is piggy its not even about the gold plated five star Hogan's its about pulling for pulling sake.

 

[UsedUp]

I believe I've mentioned this before but it bares repeating imo. DSP is not well. Neverminding his physical health. He lives in a virtual world where no one can get thru to him and he has a bunch of goose stepping-yes men-enabling whales that come in the shape of mods and or wheel chairs. When dsp says trolls make shit up, that is a blatant lie. I've noticed with most lolcows they all share the same thing, pathological lies and a meme attached to them which are true and not just made up. WoR, his Wendy's chili, he ate the chili on stream or whatever and people started mocking him, and as far as I know he's never denied it and never said trolls are making shit up. Detractors literally don't just pull shit out of thin air, dsp to mock you. The goddamn years and mountains of evidence pointing directly to you about WWE Champions shows it's you that has spent thousands of dollars but you have the balls to say not me, trolls are making shit up, How!?

DSP really needs a real life person to get thru to him. You can't even be a concerned viewer and ask him as nicely as possible on his streams or confront him kindly and say dsp what's up with the wwe champions on your phone that you denied vehemently BOOM BLOCK DENY AND COVER UP LIMB ANY DISSENTERS. dsp has made himself paranoid and a habitual liar, not the trolls fault. He needs a reality check and consequences for his actions imo, you're caught, dsp, busted.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

DSP really needs a real life person to get thru to him.

Even if I felt Phil deserved such assistance, I don't believe there are any that could get through to Phil. If he had the conversation with his mom about having a 10 year plan and blatantly disregarded it to get cash..........
He's never going to accept any critique. Everything is either not his fault or not true. Whether you want to call it mentally ill or retarded, Phil will never learn.

 

[Coomfucius]

Hi Phil, we all know you’re reading this thread right now trying to figure out how to damage control this mess so let me give you some advice:

Spoiler: Great Advice

You’re fat, you’re a loser, and most of all you’re a beggar. Have fun never living this one down.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

"No actual fans discussing this"
You know why, horsefucker? Because there are literally no fans active in your dead forum.

 

[Dona Morte]

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"No actual fans discussing this"
You know why, horsefucker? Because there are literally no fans active in your dead forum.

Yo Keith.
I know you read here.
How does it feel to enable a 40 year old man child to stagnate for 14 years?

 

[arrivefriday]

Maybe it's me, maybe I've never been this drunk. How the fuck do you "not realize how much you spent". Wings just nukes the start of his argument with saying he can see how Dave could do that.

I've done this before while partying with friends but doing this frequently is just a sign you need to stop drinking, doing this when you're home alone is just pathetic and sad and even more so when you have "limited" financials.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP is currently at his highest ratio of Gifted vs. "organic" memberships with >40% total active gifted.

His true member count is 355, equivalent to his membership level from February. Big ups for the organic growth

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IS this on the same level as his Twitch memberships or was Twitch even worse? And if this keeps up he gets the magic 50% soon. Real support you got there Phil. Just wait till he spurns the one who is carrying him through his midlife crisis

 

[Lazycunt]

I swear a few people here actually just get put out because he makes money being a lazy cunt.

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"No actual fans discussing this"
You know why, horsefucker? Because there are literally no fans active in your dead forum.

Isn't this the cunt that had pedo shit on youtube?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

IS this on the same level as his Twitch memberships or was Twitch even worse? And if this keeps up he gets the magic 50% soon. Real support you got there Phil. Just wait till he spurns the one who is carrying him through his midlife crisis

April had 593 subs with 298 gifted, March had 630 subs with 283 gifted, February had 408 subs with 141 gifted, and January had 727 subs with 423 gifted (last four months he was on twitch).

But prime subs helped mask his inorganic growth. April had 107, March 136, February 131, and January 173. So if you include those as "gifted" , since some people won't see it as actual money, then it becomes much worse.

I swear a few people here actually just get put out because he makes money being a lazy cunt.


Isn't this the cunt that had pedo shit on youtube?

No, that was Kinggoken, and I don't think that was conclusive.

 

[Lazycunt]

April had 593 subs with 298 gifted, March had 630 subs with 283 gifted, February had 408 subs with 141 gifted, and January had 727 subs with 423 gifted.

But prime subs helped mask his inorganic growth. April had 107, March 136, February 131, and January 173. So if you include those as "gifted" , since some people won't see it as actual money, then it becomes much worse.


No, that was Kinggoken, and I don't think that was conclusive.

Ah fair enough thanks for clearing that up it's a bit hard to remember all these fucking wierdos

 

[Kosher Dill]

Isn't this the cunt that had pedo shit on youtube?

Sadly you're going to have to be more specific to narrow it down to one person.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

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"No actual fans discussing this"
You know why, horsefucker? Because there are literally no fans active in your dead forum.

Isn't he a fan tho? Interesting how he wants to quickly lock the thread. I'm so sure KG knows Phil is banning any mention in his own stream so all his fans are too scared to bring it up