Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[InternetSafariObserver]

The better you raise your kids, the less you'll need to worry about what they'll get up to on the internet.

The converse is also true. Bella's parents did not raise her well at all.




UUCP was the wild west. The internet was more like the coming of the transcontinental railroad.

Bro.

I don't think anyone born post 92 but a select few look back and go 'broooooooo, remember the days of UUCP? the drama back then was NUTS'

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Nowadays you can find a staggering amount of awful and depraved content without much difficulty at all.

Or you can just read about people on the Farms.

UUCP was the wild west.

Holy shit now I feel young.

I don't think anyone born post 92 but a select few look back and go 'broooooooo, remember the days of UUCP? the drama back then was NUTS'

If you were born in 92 unless you're a massive internet history nerd, or work at some company with decrepit legacy software from the 70's/80's you don't even know UUCP existed, let alone reminisce about it.

I only know about it because I'm a nerd and it's still kept as legacy software in Linux/UNIX distros.

To me it was always the weird old non-TCP/IP thing that Usenet used to run on before NNTP. And most people born in 1992 who weren't into piracy at a very young age don't know what Usenet is.

 

[AnOminous]

To me it was always the weird old non-TCP/IP thing that Usenet used to run on before NNTP. And most people born in 1992 who weren't into piracy at a very young age don't know what Usenet is.

Usenet still uses bang pathing despite NNTP being mostly done over TCP/IP now. I would bet there are still a few stray uucp nodes out there, though.

 

[A-№1]

I don't think anyone born post 92 but a select few look back and go 'broooooooo, remember the days of UUCP? the drama back then was NUTS'

Even 1992 is a bit too young. Even Chris is too young to remember it (I'm trying to find a way to make this relevant to Chris).

But my point remains. Anyone with a modem (or ham radio or whatever) could use UUCP. Then IP became popular and communications have become increasingly corporatized and carved up between various large "railroad baron" communication companies.

I would bet there are still a few stray uucp nodes out there, though.

UUCP is still used for extremely remote, high latency, or unreliable connections that IP simply can't handle. We can't run fiber everywhere, and we're running out of room for geosynchronous satellites. Moreover, if we ever actually do get into space, whatever "internet" exists between our various space colonies will have to run on something like UUCP, because anything like IP won't be able to deal with speed of light delays and transmission windows and so on.

 

[AnOminous]

Moreover, if we ever actually do get into space, whatever "internet" exists between our various space colonies will have to run on something like UUCP, because anything like IP won't be able to deal with speed of light delays and transmission windows and so on.

uucp is pretty well tailored for store-and-forward type networks and anything in space is going to be the kind of high-latency network uucp was for (used to be a single phone call once or twice a day for many leaf nodes).

 

[A-№1]

uucp is pretty well tailored for store-and-forward type networks and anything in space is going to be the kind of high-latency network uucp was for (used to be a single phone call once or twice a day for many leaf nodes).

Even UUCP isn't quite up to the task of becoming space internet. It would have to be modified to use a "fire and remember" transmission system, because even Venus can be up to 14 minutes away, and that makes handshaking a bit of a bitch. On the plus side, error correction and encryption would have to be built in to maintain data integrity in a fire and remember network.

 

[AnOminous]

Even UUCP isn't quite up to the task of becoming space internet. It would have to be modified to use a "fire and remember" transmission system, because even Venus can be up to 14 minutes away, and that makes handshaking a bit of a bitch. On the plus side, error correction and encryption would have to be built in to maintain data integrity in a fire and remember network.

You'd probably also want better error correction than it had, so that worst case, you'd just have to resend a small number of packets. Or use something like a parity file so that if actual errors were rare enough you'd only have one or so in a transmission, it could use the parity to construct the entire transmission without the damaged part.

 

[A-№1]

You'd probably also want better error correction than it had, so that worst case, you'd just have to resend a small number of packets. Or use something like a parity file so that if actual errors were rare enough you'd only have one or so in a transmission, it could use the parity to construct the entire transmission without the damaged part.

UUCP barely has any error correction at all: Basically just checksums to let you know your received data is bad, but with nothing to fix it. This is acceptable when re-transmission is fairly easy, but becomes very tedious if you have to wait 28 minutes round trip to know you have to re-transmit missing data.

Some ECC like reed-solomon would be absolutely essential to avoid re-transmission of damaged or missing data. This would have to happen on the data packet level, with every packet providing correction for every other packet. The level of redundancy could be increased or decreased based on the expected signal to noise ratio to optimize bandwidth. Encryption and signing etc. would also have to be part of the transmission protocol to verify transmitters and target receivers since the old login / password paradigm also doesn't work very well with a half hour turnaround time. It might also be useful to implement a scatter-gather system (think bittorrent) so that different parts of a transmission are routed through different intermediate nodes to minimize bandwidth usage on any one link while maximizing network reliability.

The practical upshot of all this is that people on Mars would not be able to browse sonichu.com but they could get a daily updated local mirror. Also something like the farms would operate more like a newsgroup (alt.sperg.chrischan.dork.dork.dork).

 

[LiquidKid]

She says that she's autistic, not sure if she means actually autistic or Internet autistic, though. I've got my money on borderline personality disorder, myself. She seems BPD as fuck. I don't want to call her a sociopath because someone like her would take that as a compliment.

Old post, but I’d say her speech pattern and voice is a dead give away that she’s got autism.
I listened to the tape between her and Chris before I knew anything about her and my initial reaction was “Jesus, this bitch is just as autistic as he is.”
then you read her deranged discord rants, you see her schtizo antics, and her lack of hygiene and it’s pretty clear she’s on the spectrum and just had access to good programs and services as a child.

 

[GumballFapper]

had access to good programs and services as a child.

If 4chan /b/ is considered childhood service, then yes, very good childhood service

As for autism, she called herself autistic because calling everything autistic is trendy on 4chan (example: weaponized autism, autistic warrior, etc) and 4chan is her entire personality.
She has no other autistic symptoms, she is an extrovert with no specific hyperfixations.

As for proper clinical diagnosis, we know that she has been diagnosed with ADHD and really loves gobbling up Adderall

 

[LiquidKid]

If 4chan /b/ is considered childhood service, then yes, very good childhood service

As for autism, she called herself autistic because calling everything autistic is trendy on 4chan (example: weaponized autism, autistic warrior, etc) and 4chan is her entire personality.
She has no other autistic symptoms, she is an extrovert with no specific hyperfixations.

As for proper clinical diagnosis, we know that she has been diagnosed with ADHD and really loves gobbling up Adderall

Listen to her vocal patterns, that’s how autistic people speak. She also has parents who would have easily given her the special classes and therapies. Chris only didn’t get them because Barb and Bob were idiots

 

[SwanSwanson]

I can fix her

How would you go about such a task? Beating her every time she kills a hamster? Forcefully showering her so she won't be a filthy bitch? Becoming an expert on female psychopaths manipulation tactics? Calling her bluff when she threatens suicide? Monitor her internet activity? Isolate her from her chess club?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

How would you go about such a task? Beating her every time she kills a hamster? Forcefully showering her so she won't be a filthy bitch? Becoming an expert on female psychopaths manipulation tactics? Calling her bluff when she threatens suicide? Monitor her internet activity? Isolate her from her chess club?

There's an awesome alternate timeline where this happens.

 

[A-№1]

How would you go about such a task?

Military school. The one that's fifty miles up a dirt road in the middle of the Arizona desert and is constantly being investigated by the feds for child abuse. Yes its expensive, but I'm sure her parents could have afforded it.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Military school

Autists can't join the military, dummy

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Autists can't join the military, dummy

Military school is not the military. It's better described as "military-style school".

Trump went to one, which he stupidly compared to being in the actual military.

 

[McSneaks]

I don't think that's particularly healthy.

I started using the internet at around 11 and it honestly gave me a unique sense of independence like I said. I have Aspergers, so it also allowed me to escape what I felt at the time was forced socialization (not going to get into it)

I don't think taking advice from low functioning retards into how to raise normal children is a path most people are interested in

 

[SwanSwanson]

There's an awesome alternate timeline where this happens.

Sure, all you need to do is be a white guy who fits within her slim line of men she's attracted to, be a borderline sociopath, have a strong commitment to fixing people, have a strong sense of right and wrong, be rich and somehow be able to convince her to move to Iran where they don't just listen to women's every little impulse.

If you fit within this type of person and are somehow "attracted" to the idea of... committing to Bella go ahead, I'd really like to see the project undertaken otherwise this is just gonna end up badly.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

and somehow be able to convince her to move to Iran where they don't just listen to women's every little impulse.

I mean if we're gonna do that, might as well go to Afghanistan where she'd basically be property.

(This post is meant as humorous and is no way an indication of endorsement or intent to do this.)

 

[Uncle Sciz]

How would you go about such a task? Beating her every time she kills a hamster? Forcefully showering her so she won't be a filthy bitch? Becoming an expert on female psychopaths manipulation tactics? Calling her bluff when she threatens suicide? Monitor her internet activity? Isolate her from her chess club?

She's a woman and an attention whore. The worst thing you can do to her is ignore her and treat her like a dumbfuck daughter.