Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Considering celebrities are open season for threads, I'm shocked nobody has started one on Patton Oswalt. The man regularly spergs out on Twitter, murdered his wife and pretty much married his mistress at the wake. I've seen plenty of cows less deserving of a thread that have one.

Because outside of him being a stereotypical Hollywood soyboy, he's fucking boring as shit.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Considering celebrities are open season for threads, I'm shocked nobody has started one on Patton Oswalt. The man regularly spergs out on Twitter, murdered his wife and pretty much married his mistress at the wake. I've seen plenty of cows less deserving of a thread that have one.

I know "Patton Oswalt killed his wife" is sort of a meme but the worst thing you can probably say is that they were both pillheads and co-enablers. He got together with his current wife (who had been friends with Michelle) six months after, and then married a year after that, which isn't especially fast for a widower in his 40's with a kid.

Outside of that, he's just a standard Twitter lib who occasionally does stand-up.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I know "Patton Oswalt killed his wife" is sort of a meme but the worst thing you can probably say is that they were both pillheads and co-enablers. He got together with his current wife (who had been friends with Michelle) six months after, and then married a year after that, which isn't especially fast for a widower in his 40's with a kid.

Outside of that, he's just a standard Twitter lib who occasionally does stand-up.

Patton Oswalt's KF account spotted.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Patton Oswalt's KF account spotted.

Lol okay psycho.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Lol okay psycho.

Here's a link that could help you understand what humor is.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Here's a link that could help you understand what humor is.

Thanks for the link. I'll let you know when you post something that meets the definition.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I know "Patton Oswalt killed his wife" is sort of a meme but the worst thing you can probably say is that they were both pillheads and co-enablers. He got together with his current wife (who had been friends with Michelle) six months after, and then married a year after that, which isn't especially fast for a widower in his 40's with a kid.

Outside of that, he's just a standard Twitter lib who occasionally does stand-up.

Well, did he KNOW a fentynal laced latte from Starbucks would kill her? Maybe not. Did he particularly care if it did? LOL of course not.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

The funny thing about Patton is he got his "trophy" wife decades after the polish and shine wore off.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Wil is turning 50, and he is using the occasion to whine like the little bitch he is

I didn’t know that you don’t have to suddenly stop being who you are and become something or someone you hate, just because of a certain age. I know that’s super obvious, but to young me, it was not. My dad was an asshole, my mom never showed up for me. Directors and people on set had been treating me like a thing for my entire life. I got yelled at for no reason from adults who knew better almost every day. Most of my elementary school teachers were authoritarian, evangelical assholes. All of these different adults, consistently, shut me down and made me feel like I didn’t matter, the things I liked were stupid, and my opinions were invalid because of reasons I didn’t understand because I was a dumb kid...

Hey everyone! An old man is talking!

So, 9 days before I turn 50, here are a couple things I have figured out that help me not suck too much.

wilwheaton.net

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

All of these different adults, consistently, shut me down and made me feel like I didn’t matter, the things I liked were stupid, and my opinions were invalid because of reasons I didn’t understand because I was a dumb kid...

Based.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Directors and people on set had been treating me like a thing for my entire life.

I wonder if he will eventually tell everyone about being bummed into oblivion by tinsel town execs.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I wonder if he will eventually tell everyone about being bummed into oblivion by tinsel town execs.

Even they couldn't stand Wil enough to ream his tight young hole

 

[another idiot]

I wonder if he will eventually tell everyone about being bummed into oblivion by tinsel town execs.

He will whine about not being bummed into oblivion by them. There was an article about Stand by Me that talked about River Phoenix and Corey Feldman going out to party with those people while Wil and Jerry O'Connell were hanging out at the hotel with their moms. He's probably still bitter about that.

 

[General Gunther]

Wil Wheaton is almost 50 and he still behaves like a teenage girl.

Pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

Wil is turning 50, and he is using the occasion to whine like the little bitch he is

Hey everyone! An old man is talking!

So, 9 days before I turn 50, here are a couple things I have figured out that help me not suck too much.

wilwheaton.net

"and my opinions were invalid because of reasons I didn’t understand because I was a dumb kid..."

Meanwhile now his opinions are invalid because he is a gigantic, retarded faggot who needs to shut the fuck up.

There was an article about Stand by Me that talked about River Phoenix and Corey Feldman going out to party with those people

You mean "get drugged and molested by those people."

I wonder if he will eventually tell everyone about being bummed into oblivion by tinsel town execs.

He was probably the one child actor in Pedowood completely safe from molestation by dint of being completely insufferable.

 

[Cap-tan]

Wil is turning 50, and he is using the occasion to whine like the little bitch he is

Hey everyone! An old man is talking!

So, 9 days before I turn 50, here are a couple things I have figured out that help me not suck too much.

wilwheaton.net

Seems like people have told him to stop being a faggot his whole life. It takes a special kind of mind to never even consider that the reason they tell you that is because it's the truth and not because everyone else is the bad man.

 

[Water-T]

He will whine about not being bummed into oblivion by them. There was an article about Stand by Me that talked about River Phoenix and Corey Feldman going out to party with those people while Wil and Jerry O'Connell were hanging out at the hotel with their moms. He's probably still bitter about that.

Young Wil: MOOOOM! Why can't I go with River and Corey to a party?

Wil's mom: I'm sorry, but you're still a minor and some of these people are rumoured to drug and rape boys your age. You'll thank me later when you turn out to not be mentally damaged from sexual trauma and relying on drugs to cope with it.

Young Wil: But MOOOOOOOM! They'll get to be teen idols in hit movies, and i'll be stuck as one of the most hated characters in a syndicated TV show until they kick me off by shipping me off with a space pedo! I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER FOR THIS AND WHEN I'M 50 I'LL WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A SHIT MOM FOR DOING YOUR JOB AND KEEPING ME FROM GETTING MY ASS RIPPED IN HALF BY CHARLIE SHEEN! SO THERE!

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Wil is turning 50, and he is using the occasion to whine like the little bitch he is

Hey everyone! An old man is talking!

So, 9 days before I turn 50, here are a couple things I have figured out that help me not suck too much.

wilwheaton.net

A soon-to-be 50 year old man is still crying about his parents and school.

Almost 50.

If you ever wanted proof that therapy is a con that can make things worse please see above.

 

[Juke and Jam]

A soon-to-be 50 year old man is still crying about his parents and school.

Almost 50.

If you ever wanted proof that therapy is a con that can make things worse please see above.

Therapy can work, but rarely does for people who are incredibly selfish.

Of course, it doesn't help if the client also happens to be a colossal fucking idiot who is entangled in C-list Hollywood horseshit.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Therapy can work, but rarely does for people who are incredibly selfish.

Of course, it doesn't help if the client also happens to be a colossal fucking idiot who is entangled in C-list Hollywood horseshit.

I'd like to staple on that I doubt an LA therapist won't try to affect his opinions of events he's experienced.