Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

116k is only high mileage when it's a Chrysler. And when you're a dude that can't check his own oil or do the most basic of maintenance, of course.

What kind of pimpmobile will he get now?

What word did he censor?

 

[Cilleystring]

What word did he censor?

Perhaps he's spelling shitty as "shititty" now because he's always got boobies on the brain.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

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116k is only high mileage when it's a Chrysler. And when you're a dude that can't check his own oil or do the most basic of maintenance, of course.

What kind of pimpmobile will he get now?

What word did he censor?

We're probably about to see a status update about how the local lambo dealership is discriminating against him due to his disability. Because they wouldn't take his car and and a good review as a down payment.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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116k is only high mileage when it's a Chrysler. And when you're a dude that can't check his own oil or do the most basic of maintenance, of course.

What kind of pimpmobile will he get now?

What word did he censor?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Maybe this one ruined it for him.

ETA: Found a couple more

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The comment simply reading “Date” is the best of the bunch imo.

 

[Da Dude123]

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116k is only high mileage when it's a Chrysler. And when you're a dude that can't check his own oil or do the most basic of maintenance, of course.

What kind of pimpmobile will he get now?

What word did he censor?

Now, if this is true, where is he buying a car? This is the same guy who apparently got turned down for a pay day loan. How is he going to finance a car? It has to be one of those shady fly by night "buy here, pay here" used car lots. No way is he getting approved for a conventional car loan.

Those places charge tons of interest on their loans for their vehicles. Plus, those vehicles almost never have any kind of warranty. If Rusty thinks he can sue one of those places if they sell him a hoopty, he is in for a disappointment.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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116k is only high mileage when it's a Chrysler. And when you're a dude that can't check his own oil or do the most basic of maintenance, of course.

What kind of pimpmobile will he get now?

What word did he censor?

A used car with 116,000 miles isn't bad. If he wasn't such a retard and took care of his vehicle he could've put on another 200,000 miles on it before it shat the bed. In his case, since he opts out to take public transit most of the time, has no friends or hobbies, and never goes on vacation that car could've lasted him an entire lifetime.

 

[Bassomatic]

Perhaps he's just dropping the lie, maybe spin bus as a green virtue? Pity me I have no car because inflation/gas angle? Nothing rusty shares isn't trying to get him laid. Or his dad got a new car and will visit soon so he can flex that as "his".

Also I sold a perfectly running 450k mile truck to a friend and it's knocking on 500k now oh and I have an aftermarket turbo setup on it.

Russ is always behind on times and older people (like his parents age) are often stuck in the true in their "time" 100k was a lot. Now people trade cars in before tires are shot and some of the high economy tires claim 50k or more.

 

[Pee Cola]

What kind of pimpmobile will he get now?

Either a Hyundai Elantra or a black VW Jetta.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

And this is why its way more fun to create a thread about you Russ instead of that chick who sued her date. You are way funnier with your perverted comments.

Russell should change his profile picture to a pajeet and his name to one as well. That way, it would be impossible to tell the difference between him and the other pajeets who hit on women

But then how would these hot women know that he's studly Russtard? If he pretended to to be an ordinary pajeet then he'd just be another face in the crowd.

His ego is too out of control for him to do that.

 

[Teknorat]

He’ll just go back to giving handies for rides.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

But then how would these hot women know that he's studly Russtard? If he pretended to to be an ordinary pajeet then he'd just be another face in the crowd.

His ego is too out of control for him to do that.

I forgot this is Russell. My mistake

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He’ll just go back to giving handies for rides.

That has to be the freakiest handjob ever. Aren't his fingers webbed and fused at the knuckles?

 

[Teknorat]

That has to be the freakiest handjob ever. Aren't his fingers webbed and fused at the knuckles?

At least you get drool for free.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

At least you get drool for free.

I prefer my handjobs like how I got my first one in 8th grade: dry, gripped too hard, and mashed.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Don't something like 105% of actual white supremacists have yellow fever?

Yes, because of the western stereotype that Asian women are all submissive.

 

[Kosher Salt]

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116k is only high mileage when it's a Chrysler. And when you're a dude that can't check his own oil or do the most basic of maintenance, of course.

What kind of pimpmobile will he get now?

What word did he censor?

Sheo6tty

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Yes, because of the western stereotype that Asian women are all submissive.

People nowadays mistake being a good wife as being submissive. Asian women are demanding. They'll give you a few freebies, but once they've left you an ultimatum they will stick to it.

My wife (who's Asian) said if I leave my dirty socks anywhere but the hamper ever again she'll stop doing the laundry all together. Called her bluff, and now I have to do the laundry all the time. She won't even flop the loads.

 

[StinkySnack]

My wife (who's Asian) said if I reave my dirty socks anywhere but the hamper ever again she'rr stop doing the raundry arr together. Carred her bruff, and now I have to do the raundry arr the time. She won't even frop the roads.

FTFY

 

[DrJonesHat]

People nowadays mistake being a good wife as being submissive. Asian women are demanding. They'll give you a few freebies, but once they've left you an ultimatum they will stick to it.

Russ would be enraged if he managed to get married and his wife told him no about anything. He'd probably try to hit her, but unless she's just really non-confrontational, she'd mop the floor with him.