Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

I saw this body type a lot when I was homeless. Some chronically homeless, the really mentally ill ones that basically existed to drink or do crack, would have massive pot bellies from poor diet but stick like arms and legs because the only thing they did was sit on benches and trudge from bus stop to bus stop. Eventually they just collapse somewhere and need a wheelchair.
I'd give Phil maybe a decade at best until his muscles atrophy so much he can't support himself.
 
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What the fuck was wrong with Leanna? This was the man she'd go face down ass up for.
 
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TurdFondler said:
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What the fuck was wrong with Leanna? This was the man she'd go face down ass up for.
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First love is a bitch.

Also, she was a recent high school graduate and he was a man that was legitimately making $250K/year at the time. In a profession that is seen as "glamorous" by autists and children (staying home and playing video games).
 
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That was when he was lifting weights and "buff"
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Phil really did make a dumb decision leaving Connecticut, his dad taught him how to lift weights apparently, he would probably be disappointed in seeing the lifestyle Phil leads, if he would have stayed then at the very least he could have told him to stay in shape and not end up looking like a man in their 40's looking like someone in their late 50's/early 60's even.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Phil really did make a dumb decision leaving Connecticut, his dad taught him how to lift weights apparently, he would probably be disappointed in seeing the lifestyle Phil leads, if he would have stayed then at the very least he could have told him to stay in shape and not end up looking like a man in their 40's looking like someone in their late 50's/early 60's even.
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I'm sure that him moving to Washington wasn't only due to chasing status proving that he "made it" (instead of the losers in CT that choose to live in a shitty city), it was about him leaving behind all the people he destroyed relationships with (his ex-friends) and also his parents so they stop nagging him and he can do whatever he wants. If you put yourself in a mindset of a insecure manchild with something to prove it makes sense, he wants to get away from everyone who is either checking his ego(his parents) or who he was a dick too(his ex-friends).

I almost forgot about Leanna, I'm sure that this manipulative narcissist moved to the other side of the country so he could remove Leanna from all of her friends and family so she has no support group (no one to fall back on) if something goes wrong with him, so she is 100% depenDENT on him, and to add to this she told her that having a job is schoopid because when you work everyone will screw you over like him who was the best employee in the world but was fired for no reason for all the jobs he ever had , and she also shouldn't get an education because:
A. He can't pay for it!!
B. Those universities are a scam, education is stupid because if you are white you won't be able to go to a good university like it happened to him (and Panda Lee is NOT ASIAN, so she must be white) , he was going to go to Harvard and wasn't accepted because he is 98% polish, 1% italian and 1% african (I don't know if the 1% african is correct since 23 and me always says everyone is part african).
So he moved her away from friends and family so she has no one to fall back on if things go wrong and no one IRL to talk about how abnormal their relationship is or what a retard Phil is, and she has no money and no education (she didn't even finish high school either), manipulative narcissist basically.
 
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The main thread brought up Phil's Batman cereal review from 2016 from earlier today. How is this relevant to a thread about his appearance, you ask? Because the still the main thread picked from the review proved his..... unique, shall we say, physique was on full display back then as well:
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UncleTusky said:
The main thread brought up Phil's Batman cereal review from 2016 from earlier today. How is this relevant to a thread about his appearance, you ask? Because the still the main thread picked from the review proved his..... unique, shall we say, physique was on full display back then as well:
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I would like to see him vs Tomlinson in a fight
 
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UncleTusky said:
The main thread brought up Phil's Batman cereal review from 2016 from earlier today. How is this relevant to a thread about his appearance, you ask? Because the still the main thread picked from the review proved his..... unique, shall we say, physique was on full display back then as well:
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Isn't it illegal to go braless with moobs like those? If not it should.
 
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in this thread we've discussed phils body and likely health problems. i want to add a full list of all the health problems he has or likely has. we can add more over time if i've missed anything or as we discover new stuff

lets start with the classic. phil seems to have an ongoing problem with gout, not sure if it's genetic.
phil is horribly out of shape, his arms and legs look like twigs. probably severe muscle atrophy.
his diet is very poor, he likely has a lot of fat in his body along with problems related to it like a fatty liver.
phil never seems to brush his teeth, he chews his water and he winces when he eats. likely his teeth are rotting.
phil doesn't seem the type to eat fruits or vegetables he may be malnourished in some ways.

he may have symptoms related to alcohol abuse and that might have messed with his cognitive ability
he never wears his glasses so his vision is shit all the time. not really a health problem per se, but he's making his own life harder.
he may have pre stroke symptoms with his creased ears.
phil showers once a week, that cant be good for you health wise.
he may be at elevated risk for a heart attack. i wonder what his resting heart rate is.
a supposed back injury from a long time ago.

ear infections which may be related to his poor hygiene. he showers once a week and never cleans his headphones I assume
phil is incredibly pale, so pale he's the same complexion as the color of his walls. may have some kind of deficiency related to that.
 
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