Agreed. I think if Phil had an older brother to bully him and tell him he was acting like a faggot he would have turned out better. Only children have no siblings so they all the attention. I bet you Phil got praised constantly by his folks and got every toy he wanted. They probably told him he was going to be president one day and that was a special guy. They didn't realize how "special" he really was.
It's unfortunate Melissa came too late. I'm not too knowledgeable on the cousin lore but I assume she was brought into the family long into Phil's spoiled upbringing.
According to the main thread the Burnells adopted her when she was about 10 and Phil was about 6. However, the people claiming this have not posted anything to back it up - no statements from Phil, no court records, nothing.
It's a real shame Phil isn't as candid about his childhood as Chris used to be. Lolcows could genuinely be used in educational studies about childhood development because I am sure most of them share common things in their adolescence.
Wasn't Adolf Hitler absolutely wrecked off cocaine and opiates in the 1940's?
I remember Phil on stream years ago telling a story about how his cousin Melissa had Cabbage Patch Kids, which at least has some age implications.
propaganda by the same people who said he was secretly gay and a tranny
Correct but before the Parkinsons and shit set in he was far healthier than Phil ever was.
He also tells stories about how she is a junkie and ODed or something, he doesn't know and his parents don't know and she vanished off the face of the planet and he couldn't care less that his adopted sister is MIA according to his narrative.
These things could all simultaneously be true. I see no reason to go full tinfoil hat over it.
maybe it's phils blastering and exaggerating that he always does.
the best lies have a little nugget of truth as phil says, when referring to detractors.
What are you saying though? That he used Cabbage Patch Kids as the nugget of truth to lie that his parents adopted his cousin at a young age?
i was more talking about the drug thing.
He is probably going to cope and lie about how it is the angle of the camera that does it again.
usually people have slanted eyes but you can't say that these days without some nudnik detractor making a video about how you're racist. nuhuh.
Balding can be asymmetrical and a combover will accentuate that, but a mouth should not be. The most likely explanation other than the much-awaited Stroke Saga is that he has some sort of dental issues, possibly a cross bite, that either makes it harder for him to close his mouth on one side, or doesn't make it harder but let him close it more without realizing it's lopsided.
