Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Corpun]

I find it funny that Phil is so retarded that he doesn't take pills for allergies every day like he should, but he takes them when he feels he needs them , THUS making them much less effective, he is like one of those retards that goes to the doctor and the doctor gives him antibiotics for a week , but the dude takes them for 3 days and then stops them because he feels better.

Admittedly I don't take allergy pills every day but my allergies aren't nearly as bad as Phil describes his. Yeah I get nasal congestion but tissues solve that. Phil here seems to get that and a little more if he isn't exaggerating as usual and being a big baby over everything.

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

We need a new VS thread. Who's body is more grotesque, DSP or Reethan Ralph.

Ralph has 4 tits and a gunt, he wins by default.

 

[Robust User]

Phil was asked sometime last night about his allergies and he went on a confusing ramble about how his allergies flared up again because they had dusted and opened windows or some shit and pollen detracted him again. Dude really hates allergy pills.

I don't believe he has allergies. When he claims they are flaring up he never exhibits any symptoms: sneezing, itchy eyes, watery eyes, red eyes, swelling, congestion, runny nose, possible coughing.

 

[Corpun]

I don't believe he has allergies. When he claims they are flaring up he never exhibits any symptoms: sneezing, itchy eyes, watery eyes, red eyes, swelling, congestion, runny nose, possible coughing.

I agree. I think he uses them as another excuse to snort into the mic and try to milk pity bux from his fans.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph has 4 tits and a gunt, he wins by default.

Ralph is also a 5'1" manlet, his gunt is bifurcated, has mismatched slits for eyes, and even his fingers have little gunts of their own.

 

[Iron Father]

They both have a scat fetish in common, at least.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I find it funny that Phil is so retarded that he doesn't take pills for allergies every day like he should, but he takes them when he feels he needs them , THUS making them much less effective, he is like one of those retards that goes to the doctor and the doctor gives him antibiotics for a week , but the dude takes them for 3 days and then stops them because he feels better.

This is the first time I’ve heard this. I only take allergy pills when I need them. I’m not gonna drop $25 on Claritin ever single week

 

[TankMelee]

This is the first time I’ve heard this. I only take allergy pills when I need them. I’m not gonna drop $25 on Claritin ever single week

If you don't mind taking a generic brand, $25 will get you 300 pills. I do something similar for myself.

If you have problems with waking up congested or having allergies in the morning, taking a 24-hour pill before bed works wonders. Of course DSP takes his once he develops symptoms so he can start the pre-stream with some high-fidelity snorting.

 

[Phantom]

They both have a scat fetish in common, at least.

Holy shit really?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How small is Phil's dick? He brought up penis extension pills randomly on stream once with no context and it makes me wonder if he is a average/below average man who is super sensitive about his size, if he can even get it up. It fits in with his ego tripping since he probably thinks macho men like him pack a footlong done there soft.

At this point his alcohol abuse and extremely bad diet have likely rendered him impotent on top of already being in a sexless marriage. He could have a micropenis and it would never matter. No one is seeing it.

 

[Corpun]

At this point his alcohol abuse and extremely bad diet have likely rendered him impotent on top of already being in a sexless marriage. He could have a micropenis and it would never matter. No one is seeing it.

If mama and papa Burnell were expecting grandkids they should've had another child. Phil might've turned out better if he hadn't been raised a spoiled single child.

 

[Dona Morte]

Via Shinko's stream today.


That side profile though.
Miserable.

 

[Balr0g]

Via Shinko's stream today.
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That side profile though.
Miserable.

Hitler looks way healthier then the Goutler. Then again Hitler had a more healthy diet then Phil but was also high on drugs.

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Via Shinko's stream today.
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That side profile though.
Miserable.

Idk why but the pic reminded me of the "Yes" meme.

 

[Iron Father]

Idk why but the pic reminded me of the "Yes" meme.
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Borrowed and quickly memed:

Edit: resized.

 

[Corpun]

Via Shinko's stream today.
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That side profile though.
Miserable.

Quit comparing Ackdolf to Adolf. One was far more healthier with his eating, wasn't a boozehound, and had a chin.

 

[Coke Zero]

Idk why but the pic reminded me of the "Yes" meme.
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He has such a bizarre shaped head/face. What is up with that forehead? Its like a 45 degree angle and then the bottom part protrudes out super far. And then he has absolutely no jawline at all. His face looks like a milkbag and it probably has the same consistency as one too the way it jiggles around.

 

[Robust User]

man he's ugly

 

[Scotsman]

Hitler looks way healthier then the Goutler. Then again Hitler had a more healthy diet then Phil but was also high on drugs.

Hitler also manipulated an entire country into doing his bidding, while Ackler can only manipulate literal retards into giving him their SSI money.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Idk why but the pic reminded me of the "Yes" meme.
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Who would shave a staircase into the side of someone's head?