Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

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When will Earl finally get kicked out?

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Free the Pedos said:
Has he ever mentioned doing anything normal for his psoriasis? Topical steroids, injectable’s, avoiding fragrances, etc?
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He's reported some success with turmeric. Maybe not "normal," but a fairly mainstream supplement.

Because curcumin seems like it ought to pack beneficial effects. But research suggests that in actuality it simply doesn't do much...so if Earl's really become less kwispy, I'm weirdly curious to know if it's placebo effect or what.
 
Jesus this guy is always... interesting to look into and try to catch up on even though there's a lot of droughts. Have we seen anything new from Earl since the Verizon incident? I know he's a little sparse on solid content but I do remember hearing something about him now being beaten by his sister's husband or something like that
 
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Jesus this guy is always... interesting to look into and try to catch up on even though there's a lot of droughts. Have we seen anything new from Earl since the Verizon incident? I know he's a little sparse on solid content but I do remember hearing something about him now being beaten by his sister's husband or something like that
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Oh yeah, that white supremacist trump supporter black man who has a pride flag on his house. Such an evil conservative demon BEATING poor EarlP.
 
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Tammy Sawyer said:
Jesus this guy is always... interesting to look into and try to catch up on even though there's a lot of droughts. Have we seen anything new from Earl since the Verizon incident? I know he's a little sparse on solid content but I do remember hearing something about him now being beaten by his sister's husband or something like that
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Here I'll make some Earlp content for you, just read the following text in his voice, imagine him standing in front of his filthy mirror and it'll be virtually indistinguishable from an actual video he'd make on the following subject:

My EXTREMIST CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE parents who REFUSE TO PAY ME MINIMUM WAGE were CHEERING Roe vs. Wade being OVERTURNED. That's HO-RRI-BLE! This is going to negatively affect women like me all over the US! The United States is filled with the same TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT SKINHEADS like what MY BROTHER was who BEAT ME IN THIS HOUSE while I was in dresses! That SKINHEAD RACIST TRUMP SUPPORTER was TWICE MY SIZE and an EX-BOXER and he BEAT ME in front of my PARENTS, my FAKE LIBERAL SISTER and her WILLING BLACK SLAVE HUSBAND who is just like JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS the WILLING BLACK SLAVE to WHITE SUPREMACIST TRUMP SUPPORTERS! They have a PRIDE FLAG on their HOUSE but they didn't care when THE SKINHEAD IN THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET was BEATING ME DOWN IN FRONT OF THEM while I have PSORIASIS that got GENETICALLY PASSED DOWN TO ME from my AUNT! None of them have it and THEY DON'T CARE!
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Here I'll make some Earlp content for you, just read the following text in his voice, imagine him standing in front of his filthy mirror and it'll be virtually indistinguishable from an actual video he'd make on the following subject:

My EXTREMIST CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE parents who REFUSE TO PAY ME MINIMUM WAGE were CHEERING Roe vs. Wade being OVERTURNED. That's HO-RRI-BLE! This is going to negatively affect women like me all over the US! The United States is filled with the same TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT SKINHEADS like what MY BROTHER was who BEAT ME IN THIS HOUSE while I was in dresses! That SKINHEAD RACIST TRUMP SUPPORTER was TWICE MY SIZE and an EX-BOXER and he BEAT ME in front of my PARENTS, my FAKE LIBERAL SISTER and her WILLING BLACK SLAVE HUSBAND who is just like JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS the WILLING BLACK SLAVE to WHITE SUPREMACIST TRUMP SUPPORTERS! They have a PRIDE FLAG on their HOUSE but they didn't care when THE SKINHEAD IN THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET was BEATING ME DOWN IN FRONT OF THEM while I have PSORIASIS that got GENETICALLY PASSED DOWN TO ME from my AUNT! None of them have it and THEY DON'T CARE!
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I think my brain has AIDs from reading it in his voice and I can only imagine it in Earl's voice. So thank you
 
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Hey all. It's been a while since the last update, but Earl has been boring. Just posting memes, pining for new mommy, and the occasional shot of his peeling flaking skin. But he threw an all-day tantrum on Facebook a day or two ago, so... Let's go.

Rumblings of trouble ahead...
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Oh boy. Imagine being Kim (Andy-Warhol mom) reading this stuff. How thrilled I would be as a 60/70+ woman knowing a deranged man in a dress wanted to live in my closet
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WHY MOMMY BAD
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Again, the expressed desire to live in an elderly woman's closet.
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I left them blood stained camis on the stairs / surprises let them know I care / nananananana na na na na
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9 hours of tantrum down, 15 to go.
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I don't think your family is the reason you can't live a normal life, friendo
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"I'm traumatized so I get an extra birthday..." What's that, comments on the post?
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Not only did he instantly respond to her comment, after seven hours she has not reacted to any of his responses. After checking today, she still never did. This is why "be kind" needs a * after it saying "be careful who you're kind to, they could latch on and make you their new mommy."
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Uh huh.
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Fini~~
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Bonus:
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It all makes sense now!! Cade's psoriasis is his period! #realwoman
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rosechupacabra said:
Hey all. It's been a while since the last update, but Earl has been boring. Just posting memes, pining for new mommy, and the occasional shot of his peeling flaking skin. But he threw an all-day tantrum on Facebook a day or two ago, so... Let's go.

Rumblings of trouble ahead...
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Oh boy. Imagine being Kim (Andy-Warhol mom) reading this stuff. How thrilled I would be as a 60/70+ woman knowing a deranged man in a dress wanted to live in my closet
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WHY MOMMY BAD
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Again, the expressed desire to live in an elderly woman's closet.
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I left them blood stained camis on the stairs / surprises let them know I care / nananananana na na na na
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9 hours of tantrum down, 15 to go.
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I don't think your family is the reason you can't live a normal life, friendo
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"I'm traumatized so I get an extra birthday..." What's that, comments on the post?
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Not only did he instantly respond to her comment, after seven hours she has not reacted to any of his responses. After checking today, she still never did. This is why "be kind" needs a * after it saying "be careful who you're kind to, they could latch on and make you their new mommy."
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Uh huh.
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Fini~~
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Bonus:
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It all makes sense now!! Cade's psoriasis is his period! #realwoman
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He looks more and more like what would happen if Dan Avidan tried drag but didn't know how women dressed.

Also is this "Andy Warhol Mom" real or is that just an Op that's been going on for a while?
 
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