Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

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Whiskey Foxtrot said:
Is it all right for Chris to be posting the interviews on his Facebook and Twitter and whatever? Are any of his followers going to listen to them, work out it's a dang dirty troll, and try to deter him from doing the next interview or anything?
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If Fatty has made up his autism-riddled noodle that Cat Knight is legit, no one is going to persuade him otherwise.


Whiskey Foxtrot said:
This confused me, too, unless there's something I'm also missing. I got the impression that because he'd been being quizzed on "controversial" stuff from the Cwcki, he assumed that the Impulse line of questioning was going to go in the same direction, and that Cat Knight would ask him to explain some stupid thing he did there; so he pre-emptively tried to answer a question that wasn't even going to be asked in the first place. I don't know, though, I could be wrong.
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No, I think you're right. It wasn't immediately obvious because it was so garbled, but I think something went down at Impulse and Fat Dummy tried to pre-empt a question he thought was coming.

Once Chris-Chan starts going somewhere regularly, it usually isn't too long before he gets himself in trouble. The impression I get from eye witness testimony at the Impulse club is, when he's not trying to pull the arms off some poor girl on the dance floor, Chris circulates fairly freely among the groups there. As near as I can make out from the 3rd interview, Chris pranced up to a bunch of drag queens and (probably in his loudest Tard voice) said something like: "HELLO DERE, ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTIE!" - whereupon they took offence.
 
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BillRiley said:
If Fatty has made up his autism-riddled noodle that Cat Knight is legit, no one is going to persuade him otherwise.




No, I think you're right. It wasn't immediately obvious because it was so garbled, but I think something went down at Impulse and Fat Dummy tried to pre-empt a question he thought was coming.

Once Chris-Chan starts going somewhere regularly, it usually isn't too long before he gets himself in trouble. The impression I get from eye witness testimony at the Impulse club is, when he's not trying to pull the arms off some poor girl on the dance floor, Chris circulates fairly freely among the groups there. As near as I can make out from the 3rd interview, Chris pranced up to a bunch of drag queens and (probably in his loudest Tard voice) said something like: "HELLO DERE, ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTIE!" - whereupon they took offence.
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He posted the interviews on his facebook page, and it looks as though he disabled the comments because no one has left any, or he's possibly deleted them. Maybe Chris is not as stupid as we think he is, and he views any publicity as good publicity to purchase his shoddily made goods.
 
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BillRiley said:
No, I think you're right. It wasn't immediately obvious because it was so garbled, but I think something went down at Impulse and Fat Dummy tried to pre-empt a question he thought was coming.

Once Chris-Chan starts going somewhere regularly, it usually isn't too long before he gets himself in trouble. The impression I get from eye witness testimony at the Impulse club is, when he's not trying to pull the arms off some poor girl on the dance floor, Chris circulates fairly freely among the groups there. As near as I can make out from the 3rd interview, Chris pranced up to a bunch of drag queens and (probably in his loudest Tard voice) said something like: "HELLO DERE, ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTIE!" - whereupon they took offence.
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So, just to clarify, nothing happened at Impulse. Chris is in good standing there and free to return any time.

If Chris is rambling about something about Impulse, he's referring to something that stuck out at interesting in his mind, but no one at Impulse remembers it or has any clue what he's rambling about now. Chris does that sometimes. Or very frequently.
 
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I'm not sure how plausible it'd be, but if Master Disaster said something in the final interview about how his 'associates,' listened to the interview and wanted some clarification on what he was talking about in the 'itty bitty titty committee,' section of the interview to see if Chris would expand on it that would be amazing.

Also, revisiting the whole church thing, something I would like to know is what caused him to get a 30 day ban from his current Wesley Memorial Church a few years ago. We already knew why he was banned from his previous church, Grace Baptist but if there's a story about Chris acting out in the middle of his church then I'd love to hear about it.
 
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Chris has made a few vague mentions about having a manager (or a handler?). It's something that's been talked about in a number of the recent video threads. Would it be possible to ask if there is anyone else involved in the creation of Sonichu, either creatively or managerially? You could pass it off as trying to see who else you'd need to bring over as part of the Sonichu staff.

Sorry if I'm suggesting this at a time when the interviews are now going on in a completely different direction. It's been a great listen!
 
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I know I'm late to this but I finally listened to the 3rd video and my god that Donald Duck voice he did was really something else.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
The last conversation is more a finisher; I might be able to keep talking to Chris after this but I expect him to get pretty dumpy afterwards.
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If he keeps going after you plan then you should ask him random questions that might get an interesting response.

- Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
- If you could be anyone for a day who would it be? Why?
- What female celebrity do you think you have a realistic shot at dating?
- Why do you think you're still single?
- What is your perfect Sunday?

It's really just random poking in hopes of getting a bizarre response from Chris. Asking him about old stuff seems to get a canned response so anything to catch him off guard without annoying him would be good.
 
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These interviews have been incredible and very well done. Something that I feel @MasterDisaster should ask is how Chris feels about Sega poking fun at Sonichu. I know we heard little bits about it from Chris but I want to see if he likes the attention it gave to Sonichu or if he knows he is being made fun of. If not, something I think was never brought up was how Chris felt that Sonichu did not win the Smash Ballot despite him campaigning it left and right; as we never got a reaction nor did it appear that he cared by the end.
 
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Karen Riley said:
I'm not sure how plausible it'd be, but if Master Disaster said something in the final interview about how his 'associates,' listened to the interview and wanted some clarification on what he was talking about in the 'itty bitty titty committee,' section of the interview to see if Chris would expand on it that would be amazing.

Also, revisiting the whole church thing, something I would like to know is what caused him to get a 30 day ban from his current Wesley Memorial Church a few years ago. We already knew why he was banned from his previous church, Grace Baptist but if there's a story about Chris acting out in the middle of his church then I'd love to hear about it.
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Judging from how he answered the court problems and everything else, he'll just give you candy coated answers anyway that won't reveal anything truthful. You'd have better chances asking a local kiwi to track down another church member to ask those questions.

I can't wait to hear the 4th.
 
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