Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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There’s no way he hasn’t already applied for this:

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I’d love to see what heap of self-aggrandizing garbage he submitted as an application.
His idea of applying would be sending a tweet thread pointing out everything NASA is doing wrong and how they should fix it. I'm sure in his mind he pictures them reading it and saying something about how he's just the type of take charge genius NASA has been looking for. A man who isn't afraid to tell people the hard truths.
 
You know you've made it to the big leagues when you get your own imposter child. Congrats, 1997 Toyota Tacoma

All I need to do now, is gain 200 pounds, get a second worsebetter wife, maintain onea stable of Bullitt Mustangs, threaten to physically and emotionally assault women all day on Twitter AND sell 145 books to be successful like Fatrick. Maybe I can also gain a blue check mark and lose it like all other valid celebrities as well!
 
I was thinking about Patrick's distinct lack of any actual hobbies and decided to take a look into is history with model building. I don't know shit about model building, but I assumed Patrick doesn't either and just uses the entire hobby as another thing he can lie about to trick people into thinking he might be competent or interesting. Turns out that predictable piggy cant help but tell porky pies about even the most minor, inconsequential things

Here we see Pat telling everybody about his new model kit, and how he has purchased a prebuilt light kit for it, because he obviously has zero knowledge of basic electronics. Fine, whatever.

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But note here Patrick is explicitly claiming to have "soldered" and "dialed in"(?) the lighting on this gay spaceship he is building. Despite no mention of owning a soldering iron (and if he did have an iron he would have definitely put it in the photo, or told the entire world when he bought it- See the circular saw he bought for no good reason, the weights he doesn't use etc).

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But what's this?
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Fucking Fat Idiot Patrick back to his old bullshit again. Just put down your fucking phone, get up off the fart couch for five minutes, and actually acquire some of these menial skills that you think make you look so interesting. How much of a hollow husk would you have to be to tell such transparent, easily disproven lies? Every time he opens his fat mouth he risks losing the few remaining shreds of dignity he may have left for literally no possible benefit.
Fucking lmao, nice catch. Soldering isn’t even hard, just time consuming unless you buy a nice solder gun. I’m sure he could even find someone doing a speed build of the exact model he’s doing showing how to do all the electronic work. But that would be less time to correct the child stalkers.
 
His idea of applying would be sending a tweet thread pointing out everything NASA is doing wrong and how they should fix it.
I’m surprised one of his Twitter impersonators friends hasn’t started such a thread already. It really would be the most innovative way to reply! I’m sure Pat will have given them a warning about the legions of criminals stalking him — because NASA really needs to be involved in that drama.
 
Naturally it is an Klingon ship. Even more pathetic. Pat_1.7 has been studying Klingon via duolingo, along with his soon to be fluent Spanish. Por supesto, muchachitito. Polishing his PUA skills for the next Sci-Fi Con he attends. Chicks dig a guy who can speak Klingon.
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Piggy's photo shows a 9v battery, but the kit says 2 AA batteries (for 3v). Maybe he soldered the connection for that. Is Piggy going to over-volt his lights? Generate a bit too much heat and cause some problems? A guy who puts a fence up backwards would be capable of such a 1.7 gpa move, so probably.
He deliberately soldered a connection for a battery that will overvolt the provided LEDs just so he could claim he soldered something for a twitter video.

Not only that but he's soldered a connection for a battery that is much harder to replace if you have to manipulate it inside the model at least when compared to AA batteries in a box.

Just so he could post a twitter video about it.

It's not quite peak Fatrick but it's up there. :story:
 
He deliberately soldered a connection for a battery that will overvolt the provided LEDs just so he could claim he soldered something for a twitter video
It must kill him, knowing how badly he wants to impress everyone — and how he has utterly failed to do so. The only thing Pat is good at is triggering the creation of hilarious hijinx. Yet there he sits, wallowing in his own shit-stained underwear after eating Hooligan’s meatloaf for three meals a day, wishing more people thought highly of him. Wishing more people thought of him at all! It’s pathetic and extremely fucking funny.
 
He deliberately soldered a connection for a battery that will overvolt the provided LEDs just so he could claim he soldered something for a twitter video.

Not only that but he's soldered a connection for a battery that is much harder to replace if you have to manipulate it inside the model at least when compared to AA batteries in a box.
No wonder he likes John Walker Flynt so much. They both do completely unnecessary and fucked up things to electronics that ruin them and actually show their idiocy to the public when any normal person would be embarrassed to be such a complete fuckup.
 
There's apparently been a shooting called in at Pat's address:


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Pat's last tweet was five hours ago.

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His only tweet today.
Thats an interesting turn of events.
If its not a prank, or a false flag, or murder suicide, or section 8 treepeople, please god let it be warning shots fired at an innocent suspected atalker.
 
Thats an interesting turn of events.
If its not a prank, or a false flag, or murder suicide, or section 8 treepeople, please god let it be warning shots fired at an innocent suspected atalker.
I feel like prank is the most likely option but if not please be a "warning shot" at some random he thought was a atalker.
 
Thats an interesting turn of events.
If its not a prank, or a false flag, or murder suicide, or section 8 treepeople, please god let it be warning shots fired at an innocent suspected atalker.
Personally, I think an incredibly negligent discharge with no injuries or fatalities would be the funniest outcome. Responsible gun owner and conservative tough guy would blame the incredibly dangerous inanimate object and I'd hate him just that little bit more.

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Best case scenario is a Fatrick2988 type video
Okay, that's a contender. I just pictured him childing out in court over it. The negligent discharge option above is more milky for the observer who knows how fucking basic it is to avoid, but shooting at a threat that doesn't merit it is more universally reviled. Imagine porky arrogantly explaining why he shot at an innnocent basketball-american.
 
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I feel like prank is the most likely option but if not please be a "warning shot" at some random he thought was a atalker.

That is the exact type of moronic thing Patrick would feel entitled to do because he's seen it in movies and doesn't realize it's a crime. God it'd be fucking hilarious if he went to prison for doing that.
 
That is the exact type of moronic thing Patrick would feel entitled to do because he's seen it in movies and doesn't realize it's a crime. God it'd be fucking hilarious if he went to prison for doing that.
“Pat pulled a Prukop” [as in John Prukop, WA7BZI, for those in the know] has a nice ring to it.
 
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That is the exact type of moronic thing Patrick would feel entitled to do because he's seen it in movies and doesn't realize it's a crime. God it'd be fucking hilarious if he went to prison for doing that.
It's not just Pat, tons of people think warning shots are a thing. Joe Biden for example has mentioned firing warning shots at burglars.

God I hope Pat is alive, he's to funny to die.
 
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