Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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r00 said:
Thats an interesting turn of events.
If its not a prank, or a false flag, or murder suicide, or section 8 treepeople, please god let it be warning shots fired at an innocent suspected atalker.
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Or Fatty posing like a retard with his gun thinking it was unloaded and having a negligent discharge. I think if he got swatted he'd be screaming and childing up a storm.
TerminalTryHard said:
It's not just Pat, tons of people think warning shots are a thing. Joe Biden for example has mentioned firing warning shots at burglars.
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You almost wish anyone saying shit that stupid would be immediately slapped in the face. It isn't just wasting a bullet, it's endangering the public.

You want that clip full so when you dump on them there's as much stopping power as you can get.
 
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Based on what little evidence we have, I think he's either dead or locked up. The wordle tweet is apparently done by an app. The shooting took place at 1am Milwaukee time and it is currently closing in on 6pm there. In any situation with a gunshot where he wasn't locked up or dead he would have tweeted about it for victim points.

Edit: Someone on the other forums just pointed this out. He liked this tweet two hours ago:

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Mr Moonface said:
There's apparently been a shooting called in at Pat's address:

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Pat's last tweet was five hours ago.

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His only tweet today.
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Prayers for our favorite internet tough guy and Rosa Parks disrespecter. 🙏 I hope Pat is alive and well. Nikki too, I guess.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Edit: Someone on the other forums just pointed this out. He liked this tweet two hours ago:

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That's disappointing but it's still weird how he hasn't tweeted all day. Something is going on and hopefully we'll get to the bottom of it. Maybe if the Lizard King enquired, he might get some answers.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
In any situation with a gunshot where he wasn't locked up or dead he would have tweeted about it for victim points.
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I think it’s maybe more likely that he got swatted, or that he was near some violence and witnessed it. In either event, he is a pussy and is too rattled by real life violence or the threat of it to tweet about it.
 
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I don't think pat is dead, sadly - given his recent twitter like. However, I think something DID happen to him. If it had just been some future pepperoni dying on his door step because Tyrone and Daqawn had beef, he'd be virtue signaling about it from twitter already.

This is what happens when you live in a real life version of The Wire while being too afraid to call chimpouts what they are. I used to live next to poor blacks, now I live next to poor whites. Same poverty, 1% of the crime.

What I'm trying to say here is that Pat is poor and lives next to niggers. He is also fat.
 
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I think Fatrick (for one of the few times in his life), is actually holding his tongue. I'm betting that something serious actually happened, and he thinks he has a chance to finally nail the rascals to the wall.

He's probably hoping that if he stays quiet for long enough, he'll get a retard like Boomia to confess or take credit. In the meantime, he's probably desperately refreshing here and the OnA forums hoping someone does. That's my guess, anyway. Piggy is trying to be clever (for once in his life).
 
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Cold Root Beer said:
I think Fatrick (for one of the few times in his life), is actually holding his tongue. I'm betting that something serious actually happened, and he thinks he has a chance to finally nail the rascals to the wall.

He's probably hoping that if he stays quiet for long enough, he'll get a retard like Boomia to confess or take credit. In the meantime, he's probably desperately refreshing here and the OnA forums hoping someone does. That's my guess, anyway. Piggy is trying to be clever (for once in his life).
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If thats the case I'd like to announce that I'm the one who called in the shooting. My name is Spartacus and my address is 1 Appian Way, Rome, Italy take me away its a fair cop guv'nor
 
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Pat_1.7, like so many other responsible gun owners, is slightly paranoid about his feet. I'd guess one of them tried some sort of shenanigans when Pat, while sitting on the toilet, was cleaning his pistol. So Piggy let the foot have it. Ah, yes, alcohol is often involved and we know Piggy likes his Miller Lite.

No idea why people think taking a dump is also a good time to clean a gun, but it happens a lot more than you might think.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Well, he's alive. OnA Forums user PaulRNelsonn just posted this conversation:

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Doesn't shed any light on the shooting...

And he just oinked back at some republican on his twitter:

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One day, when Nikki finally turns Patrick in to the police for drunkenly trying to pepperonify her, the police are going to look through Patrick's phone and be very confused.
 
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Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU said:
If it was some random niggers shooting each other outside his half house, he'd be blaming it on one of us knowing that we probably won't be able to trace it back to something. Given the long Twitter gap, I think (hope) that it's something serious. Maybe Niki offed herself?
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I think some one mentioned that he hasnt been texting too much recently, which usually means hes on a trip. But upthread someone showed that he liked a comment and replied to a republican legislator (ETA: and apparently ge is still childing people as we speak), which he could do from out of town i guess. I could see someone tryin to break into his empty half-house, and maybe some concerned citizen attempting to shoot them, or a responding officer having to use his weapon. Especially since he hasnt commented which means hes unaware, bc we all know he wouldve said some shit by now if he knew what was up.

My curiosity was fuckin killin me, wonderin what the next saga was gonna be. Oh well, it shant take too long for somethin unfortunate to happen to ol' piggy.
 
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