Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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This feels like one of those Anon asks that Lily prompts her friend group to send. Like when Patch was asked to send sexual explicit anons. It ticks too many boxes.

Even the things she does wrong are as downplayed as possible. Her writing and continuing to write black people like the whole race is, exotic, inheritantly interesting zoo animals? That’s is her just being “overzealous”, like she’s some witless teen and not a 30 year old grown ass woman who should know better.
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Whatever happened the mindset of her determined to be low key about her interest in black people in fiction because she always get screamed at otherwise? That didn’t last long.

In the Owl House Season 2 Roundup Conclusion. (Time stamp around 3:21:49) She talks about running TSR through a sensitivity reader for Aliana and if she were in charge of putting Allie into Star Wars canon she would hire 6 sensitivity writers to do it becuase she doesn’t trust herself. This is overly performative.

Once more, I don’t believe Lazy Orchard over here would ever run her black characters through someone else. Not people that would push back in any meaningful way anyway. You can’t just use Miranda (Carousel) as your sounding board for all black people, Lily. She would never nay say you. She’s too afraid of you.
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I assume the latter is what Lily is talking about when she says the fidelity of his paintings doesn't matter, and I wonder what context she was providing around her writing. Lily isn't a good writer and she's a wretched person. Was there more context to that quote? Do you remember what prompted it? (Not that I'd ask you to scrub through a Lily video if you don't recall.) I can't imagine there's any similarity to be had except that they're both carbon-based lifeforms originating from Earth.
No prob! Luckily it's a short stream.

The Bob Ross comment was a direct response to her rambling about all artists she knows being self conscious about their work - which makes the coment extra weird to me. Because the conversation isn't so much about the quality of work rather than an artists demeanor towards their work.
And Lily comparing her demeanor to Bob Ross is the delusionest of all delusions.

Dunno, but i always attributes Ross' success not so much to his painting skills but for how good he is at guiding people at drawing. He can teach people who have never painted before in their lives to different tecniques of paintitng, how to use them, how to simplify a drawing, all without ever overwhelming his audience.

Clipped that TGT comment too, while I was at it.
And this instance of Lily being lovely to her wife once more

EDIT: Forgot to add a thing from the last half hour of the stream. That workshop piece with Rey as a he/him lesbian - she really does intend to put this into TSR.
After the war is over, Rey and Aliana go on a vacation, and there Rey has time to question her gender, because she didn't have time/opportunity to do so during the war. And Rey's new avareness of her gender will be visually communicated trough - just try to guess - her hairstyle. Like she will wear her hair more loosely and wear loose, baggy clothing. I don't understand Lily's fixation on hair at all.

One of the gossip blogs was a trooper and watched the new Owl House Squadcast, and wrote down their impression of it.
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The Bob Ross comment was a direct response to her rambling about all artists she knows being self conscious about their work - which makes the coment extra weird to me. Because the conversation isn't so much about the quality of work rather than an artists demeanor towards their work.
And Lily comparing her demeanor to Bob Ross is the delusionest of all delusions.
I understand now. She’s just misremembering…it’s not Bob Ross she’s flitching that saying whole cloth from it’s a Mr. Rogers meme.
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ETA: I didn’t realize her old format is back. Guess she got tired of hiding her page:
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I understand now. She’s just misremembering…it’s not Bob Ross she’s flitching that saying whole cloth from it’s a Mr. Rogers meme.
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Hah! Of course. She got two famously gentle white Christian TV men mixed up. They're basically the same guy, right?

(She doesn't deserve to utter Mr. Rogers' name, either.)

After the war is over, Rey and Aliana go on a vacation, and there Rey has time to question her gender, because she didn't have time/opportunity to do so during the war. And Rey's new avareness of her gender will be visually communicated trough - just try to guess - her hairstyle. Like she will wear her hair more loosely and wear loose, baggy clothing. I don't understand Lily's fixation on hair at all.

Thanks for the clips! Appreciate the work.

This outlook just kills me. I totally get the idea of emphasizing or de-emphasizing your feminine or masculine traits depending on how you want to be seen but there's something really aggravating about implying that wearing her hair loose and wearing baggy clothing are the go-to for 'embracing her gender'. Maybe it's actually illegal in the Star Wars universe for women to do these things? You'd think Aliana's New Sith Empire would do something about that.

Regarding Lily's fixation on hair, I think it's a Fuck You, Mom! thing. She mentions that her parents would cut her hair when she was young and she hated it and decided it was obviously an expression of their overwhelming need for control. There's also probably a legitimate incitement in childhood that caused her to desire long hair (a person or character she really liked had long hair so she wanted to emulate them and it was just one of those things that wedged into the brain, as things do), and of course any screaming child who doesn't want to sit still for ten minutes will assume their parents are just torturing them (which also got wedged into the brain).
 
Rey still having long hair and baggy clothes while wearing a cologne that smells like sweat and grease just makes me think Rey's terribly depressed, not questioning her gender. On any other medium a character like that would be the image of depression, someone that has lost the hability to care for themselves and doesn't care anymore either. If that's the final form of Rey, I'd say that makes a lot of sense considering who she's married to.

Still, Liliana, Butch women have a sense of fashion. They care about their presentation and they all develop their own styles. Just google for five minutes and you'll see so much more than baggy clothes.
 
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Yeah it's the people we hate who are projecting.

Is comedy really more popular than drama? Cause to me it seems like it's just down to preference or what you're in the mood for. There are nearly as many comedic horror movies as there are dramatic ones.

She says this but keeps watching plot based shows, it's like Sisyphus.

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Rey still having long hair and baggy clothes while wearing a cologne that smells like sweat and grease just makes me think Rey's terribly depressed, not questioning her gender. On any other medium a character like that would be the image of depression, someone that has lost the hability to care for themselves and doesn't care anymore either. If that's the final form of Rey, I'd say that makes a lot of sense considering who she's married to.

Still, Liliana, Butch women have a sense of fashion. They care about their presentation and they all develop their own styles. Just google for five minutes and you'll see so much more than baggy clothes.
Can't wait for the Tiktok/Twitter crowd to swarm Lily for saying He/Him Lesbians are a thing. I dunno if they are, but it's great kindle for a flamewar.
 
One of the gossip blogs was a trooper and watched the new Owl House Squadcast, and wrote down their impression of it.
worse: Lo saying that the writers are out of touch because we only know that Luz is latina through an interview wich is just wrong, her name is a spanish name and her mom speaks to her in spanish on the very first episode. if you didn’t catch that she was latina from that moment forwards that’s not the fault of the show. LO might have a tendency of using Spanish names on characters just to make them more “interesting” but not everyone is like that. we didn’t know from where her family comes from and they could have done more to explore that on the show (like how they did on amphibia), but we knew that she was hispanic since the very start of the show.
I keep wondering about this, is this how she understand people's (like Carousel) complains about TOH not incoorporating more latin culture for Luz? That the show shows her being hispanic, rather than just says it?

I know I shouldn't be surprised, because this is the ''they didn't say the word lesbian at the girls' wedding'' thing all over again, but wow.
 
Lily: Constantly complains that people don't understand how comedy shows are better than action-adventure shows.
Also Lily: Magnum Opus is an action-adventure story that follows most of the beats of a popular action-adventure movie, thereby being more formulaic and stale than the stuff she bitches about.

Also, this is just my theory, but comedies get reran more often because most don't have too much continuity, so channels can just stick whatever episode they fancy on.
 
Lily: Constantly complains that people don't understand how comedy shows are better than action-adventure shows.
Also Lily: Magnum Opus is an action-adventure story that follows most of the beats of a popular action-adventure movie, thereby being more formulaic and stale than the stuff she bitches about.

Also, this is just my theory, but comedies get reran more often because most don't have too much continuity, so channels can just stick whatever episode they fancy on.
That's why CN re-runs Teen Titans Go! so much as opposed to something with a plot.
 
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One of the gossip blogs was a trooper and watched the new Owl House Squadcast, and wrote down their impression of it.
LO admits to only writing fanfic, not reading it and she uses as some kind of flex.
That is not the flex she thinks it is at all, and it sure explains why she seems to have no fucking clue how the fandom actually is, because she pretty much admits to it.
“hunter fans are the worst, literally the fucking worst”. Huntlow is a bad ship but willow and Skara would have been better because… LO: “hunter stand are violently antisemitic because of this one anonnymous message i got, on top of being violently racist, violently homophobic”.
which makes this claim all the more hilarious.
Hollow mind:

good: MO talking about Belos until both ginger and LO drag hunter into it.

bad: LO: “the worst episode of the fucking show.”

worse: LO’s angry that hunter still hasn’t perfectly broken through years of grooming soon enough. all three of them miss the point that this is a show for kids so some thing need to be spelled out, like the theory that belos was phillip.
This says a lot about Lily's refusal to interact with themes. This is the episode where basically everything that was suspected is confirmed and the main characters are exposed to the enormity of all the implications and lily is just all "fuck Hunter, worst episode"

I shouldn't even be surprised at this point this is literally just a repeat of the pathological hatred for Starlight Glimmer
 
Rey still having long hair and baggy clothes while wearing a cologne that smells like sweat and grease just makes me think Rey's terribly depressed, not questioning her gender. On any other medium a character like that would be the image of depression, someone that has lost the hability to care for themselves and doesn't care anymore either. If that's the final form of Rey, I'd say that makes a lot of sense considering who she's married to.

Still, Liliana, Butch women have a sense of fashion. They care about their presentation and they all develop their own styles. Just google for five minutes and you'll see so much more than baggy clothes.

the fact that rey has to wear perfume that is made to smell like her still gets to me. like, this might be personal taste but i dont think thats how romance works at all. when you have a partner you love you... kind of love them in all shapes and forms. you love them when theyre sleepy in their pajamas, or when they dress up for a formal occasion, or when wearing lingerie, all facets of them

why is rey wearing a perfume that is how she smells naturally? this is so confusing


OH MY GOD WHO CARES. WATCH WHAT YOU WANT. COMEDIES OR NOT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

it just amazes me that lily feels the need to defend something that is obviously more popular so fiercely. why does she spend so much effort defending these immensily popular shows????
 

"You've discovered comedy is more popular than drama for a reason."

"Why do you keep insisting that comedy is better than drama? They're just different genres."

"I JUST SAID IT WAS MORE POPULAR NOT THAT IT WAS BETTER GOD WHY ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE LOL"

I mean maybe it's because you said comedy is more popular 'for a reason', thus implying that comedy is somehow a superior genre? That for some reason you always push people to write and enjoy slice-of-life comedies and think people who like 'drama' are somehow inferior?

Also she's only comparing 'drama' and 'comedy' as genres which is... I mean I think she is correct in that comedies are far more populous and popular than dramas, in that true dramas aren't very common. She's seething about shows that have dramatic versus comedic elements, which doesn't define the whole work as that particular genre (nor are drama and comedy anathema to one another; not only does comedy help humanize characters in order to make the drama more impactful, but there's an entire genre called 'dramady' where you're hitting both fields).

I mean the whole argument is moot because of course she doesn't cite her sources, arbitrarily says that 'well-adjusted adults' prefer comedy (Lily of course being the most well-adjusted of adults), and then insanely states that it's easier to make a good comedy than a good drama? Comedy is intensely difficult as a genre if you want to make a good one; humor is so subjective that the ideal comedy has to appeal to lowbrow and highbrow humor in order to appeal to an audience. How many shitty slapstick comedy films are produced each year versus the number that are classics?

Meanwhile, comedic shows and films are also generally way cheaper to produce than dramas. The turnaround on a sitcom from filming to airing can be as little as a week and costs a fraction of what you need for a drama series. This is even more true for animation, where the script and voicework does most of the heavy lifting and the animation can be churned out relatively quickly through use of limited stills and reused cycles versus a show with greater drama and action set-pieces. South Park can famously produce an episode in a week thanks to its limited animation versus something like The Owl House, which requires a 9 - 12 month production period.

Of course the whole argument is just because she's always locked out of the conversation and this is all cope to justify her preferences. I've said this before, but when you have sitcoms and lowest-common-denominator comedies, there isn't a lot to talk about-- you might have really enjoyed the show but the next day you'll maybe exchange a few quotes, or in present day a line will become memetic, but that's about it. But a drama (as badly defined by Lily) will have people speculating and talking for the whole week until the next episode drops. But Lily has nothing to contribute because she has no critical thinking skills (most of her material seems to be parroted from other sources, if it's not about how much she hates white males) so what can she add to the conversation about popular shows that she doesn't like? She could just be happy to enjoy what she enjoys...

But other people being happy when she isn't is something she can't stand, so off she goes to try and ruin somebody else's fun through a combination of willful ignorance and an almost admirable insistence that if she screams something loud enough it's bound to be true. I guess that's good enough for her own little bubble.
 
Re Drama vs Comedy

Lily isn't wrong that Drama gets "overrated" sometimes, like when you bring up TV shows all of everyone's "Favorites" tend to be the same group of "Golden age of TV show" damas like Breaking Bad and the Wire. Which is something I can understand.

Breaking Bad is good, but I would rather watch a mediocre episode of MASH than it because there is only so much "Walter White has a tiny fucking penis and compensates for him being a pathetic cuck by cooking meth" while "Klinger wears a dress" is always a good time.

Also Klinger wears woman's clothing better than Lily.
 
LO admits to only writing fanfic, not reading it and she uses as some kind of flex.
I don't know if I can find any screenshots of it, but I remember her saying in the Dark Lady server, regarding our fics, that she used ctlr + f to find "Sylvanas" and skipped everything that didn't include her.

So yeah. Even in the rare times she does read fic she doesn't do it right, but still thinks she has the moral high ground to criticize our work.

Which, if we think about it, is LO in a nutshell.
 
why is rey wearing a perfume that is how she smells naturally? this is so confusing
Because Alaina likes it. If Alaina wants her to smell like she has been fixing ships the whole day, no matter how disgusting that is to everyone else or herself, then Rey will do it because she has no personality or agency outside of Alaina. Which only makes the baggy clothes more depressing.

On the subject of Comedy vs Drama, it's just an extension of her "episodic vs serialized" rants in which she's annoyed about cartoons having actual plots because that means they're asking her to pay attention, like her abusive teachers surely did during every class.
 
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Now there was a rival pharma hustler? You were cutting into their profit margin with your daring escapades as the school’s free pharmacy? (Never mind that no drug dealer would sell OTC since anyone could get it and the nearest pharmacy is 900 meters away.
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For fuck sake, you could walk there on a lunch break and still goof around getting food before being late.)

Whatever happened to that lie story? You have to learn to keep the story straight, Lily.
 

the fact that rey has to wear perfume that is made to smell like her still gets to me. like, this might be personal taste but i dont think thats how romance works at all. when you have a partner you love you... kind of love them in all shapes and forms. you love them when theyre sleepy in their pajamas, or when they dress up for a formal occasion, or when wearing lingerie, all facets of them

why is rey wearing a perfume that is how she smells naturally? this is so confusing



OH MY GOD WHO CARES. WATCH WHAT YOU WANT. COMEDIES OR NOT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

it just amazes me that lily feels the need to defend something that is obviously more popular so fiercely. why does she spend so much effort defending these immensily popular shows????
At that point it ain't even cologne, it's just Water. Rey just takes a shower without soap, and she'll just smell like herself. No special cologne needed.

The idea of how this would work is mind boggling.
 
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