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Pat fancies himself a high-class gentrifier. The reality is he’s just a fat white shmuck in Section 8ville.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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@1997 Toyota Tacoma raped and murdered me in 1998, please donate to my gofundfme so i can flive a normal life im LITERALY SHAKIN GFOLX HELP ME
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@1997 Toyota Tacoma was questioned by police at around 11:30 p.m. the day after the alleged sexual assault at the Lodge & Spa at Cordillera.
“Um, she showed me around the pool, showing me around, um, we went to my room, she showed me the back view where the bears come up to the window, and that’s about fucking it, we shot the shit and that was it,” @1997 Toyota Tacoma told police. He then denied three times that anything had happened with the woman to police, and when informed that the accuser had made an allegation of sexual assault against him, told the officers, “Is there any way I can settle this whatever it is, I mean…?” asked @1997 Toyota Tacoma. “If my wife, if my wife found out that anybody made any type of allegations against me, she would be infuriated.”
When police informed him that the accuser had submitted to a physical exam and they’d taken semen and blood evidence from her person, @1997 Toyota Tacoma admitted that the two had sex. “Uh, this is what I need to know because uh, I did have sexual intercourse with her,” said @1997 Toyota Tacoma, adding, “It was totally consensual.” When the officers asked @1997 Toyota Tacoma whether she said no or resisted, @1997 Toyota Tacoma replied, “OK. I’m thinking, I’m thinking, I’m thinking. (Pause.) I’m trying to think of the conversation we had.”
“[The nurse] stated that there were several lacerations to the victim’s posterior fourchette or vaginal area, and two of those lacerations were approximately one centimeter in length,” testified Det. Winters. “And there were many, I believe, 2 millimeter lacerations. Too many to count… [The nurse] stated that the injuries were consistent with penetrating genital trauma. That it’s not consistent with consensual sex.”
Det. Winters further stated that the nurse told him the vaginal injuries had most likely occurred within “24 hours,” and that the accuser had “a small bruise on her left jaw line.” Also, that examiners had found “blood excretions” on @1997 Toyota Tacoma’s T-shirt “to about the waistline.” The blood, testified Det. Winters, had “the same DNA profile as the victim in this case.”
At one point, when police described the accuser as “attractive,” @1997 Toyota Tacoma corrected them. “She wasn’t that attractive,” said @1997 Toyota Tacoma.
The accuser told police that after giving @1997 Toyota Tacoma the tour he requested, "I stood up to leave, he stood up, asked me to give him a hug. I gave him a hug and he started kissing me and I let him kiss me. And the kissing continued then he took off his pants. And that’s when I tried to back up and leave. And that’s when he started to choke me.”
She estimates the kissing lasted for five minutes, and that that part was consensual. What happened after, she says, was not. “He started, um, groping me, I guess I’d say,” she told officers. “Putting his hands on me, grabbing my butt, my chest. Trying to lift up my skirt. Proceeded to take off his own pants. Trying to grab my hand and make me touch him.”
“I told him once that I needed to leave,” she added. “He didn’t say anything. If he did [hear me] he didn’t make any gestures or anything that would let me know that he did.”
@1997 Toyota Tacoma began to get rough with her: “When he took off his pants that’s when I started to kinda back up, and try to push his hands off me and that’s when he started to choke me. He wasn’t choking me enough that I couldn’t breathe, just choking me to the point that I was scared.”
@1997 Toyota Tacoma then, she told police, began “grabbing and rubbing” her vagina over her panties. That lasted “two to three minutes, and during that time I was trying to uh, pull away.” Then, she says, he grabbed her neck with both arms. She claims that she didn’t say anything to him at this time, but he knew she was trying to leave “because I kept trying to back away and move towards the door.”
According to the accuser, @1997 Toyota Tacoma put his body between her and the door. “I try and walk to the side, and he would walk to the side with me. And that’s when he started to put his hands on my neck,” she said, adding, “He was groping me, I tried to leave, tried to break away, that’s when he grabbed my neck. And at that point I was just looking at him, didn’t know what to do, didn’t know what to say.”
“Then he held me by my neck and physically forced me over to the side of the couch,” she continued. “That’s when he continually had one hand around my neck and with his other hand pushed me over to the side of the two chairs um, turned me around and bent me over and lifted up my skirt.” She told police that “at that point I was just kinda scared and I said no a few times,” adding she said no “when he lifted up my skirt” and again “when he took off my underwear.”
When asked by police how she knew @1997 Toyota Tacoma had heard her, she replied, “Because every time I said no he tightened his hold around me.”
The penetration, she told police, lasted about “five minutes,” during which time she was crying, saying that the crying began “when he was coming inside, or started having sex with me.” During the sex, @1997 Toyota Tacoma reportedly said, “I like Vail, Colorado.”
“When I started to get a little bit more aggressive, tried harder to get away, that’s when he stopped,” she said. “I stood up and turned around and he forced me to stay in the room until I had calmed down a little bit. Made me fix my hair and wash my face.”
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I think the button on his mom jeans finally gave way with the force of a buffalo rifle.
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His black neighbors are probably the ones who said "there goes the neighborhood" as this fat fuck reduced their property values.
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I am simply gobsmacked at the number of vehicle thefts in that area. It's really rather amazing.
It just shows how shitty that Mustang is. They'd rather steal a 2010 Rav 4 than a terrible car that's practically useless from November through March in Wisconsin.
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Little did they suspect that Pat would eat so many of their children that he would literally eat the neighborhood.
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Got another theory for this phantom report.
I looked at the blotter for the district Fatrick is in, and I noticed this:
His area is so fucking ghetto the area has shotspotter installed. For those not familiar, its a system where audio sensor units are installed all around the neighborhood (usually atop lightpoles and shit), and they automatically detect, triangulate, and report to police dispatch any detected 'gunfire' with an addressed location at the point of triangulation:
They're usually only really used in the most ghetto, shooting prone areas, like Chicago. They're also notorious for false positives and errors, leading to quite a few legal challenges over the years.
If it wasn't a Rascal being retarded or Fatrick false flagging, I'm betting it might have been a false shotspotter report saying there was a potential shooting detected at Fatrick's address. Whether there was a shooting but the triangulation was off, or it was shotspotter detecting a helicopter or fireworks as gunfire, who knows. That's just an alternate possibility if this thing ends up being a nothingburger.
I looked at the blotter for the district Fatrick is in, and I noticed this:
His area is so fucking ghetto the area has shotspotter installed. For those not familiar, its a system where audio sensor units are installed all around the neighborhood (usually atop lightpoles and shit), and they automatically detect, triangulate, and report to police dispatch any detected 'gunfire' with an addressed location at the point of triangulation:
They're usually only really used in the most ghetto, shooting prone areas, like Chicago. They're also notorious for false positives and errors, leading to quite a few legal challenges over the years.
If it wasn't a Rascal being retarded or Fatrick false flagging, I'm betting it might have been a false shotspotter report saying there was a potential shooting detected at Fatrick's address. Whether there was a shooting but the triangulation was off, or it was shotspotter detecting a helicopter or fireworks as gunfire, who knows. That's just an alternate possibility if this thing ends up being a nothingburger.
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So going to power level slightly here and point out that Fatrick lives across the river from the worst parts of Milwaukee. If you went west from Fatrick's home and crossed the Milwaukee river, there is a good chance you would be shot until you hit maybe 76th street. So while that doesn't rule out the potential crime, he doesn't live in the worst parts of town. Just right across the river from it.
He lives next to fat white liberals who have similar GPA's as fatrick and are just as retarded as him. The black people across the river were either excited to think they have an easy victim or terrified of being turned into pepperoni
Milwaukee has a huge problem of vehicle thefts all over the city, not just that area. They usually go for Hyundai and Kia cars because they are easier to steal than his shitty Mustang but it wouldn't be worth it anyways since that Mustang is probably worth 5k after Fatrick farted in it once. Although Milwaukee is run by people like Fatrick and Were thinking of suing Hyundai and Kia for making their cars easily able to be broken into instead of letting Fatrick just produce more pepperoni.
TL;DR Fatrick lives next to the crime but keeps putting people with the same intelligence in charge of Milwaukee so his pepperoni victims keep crossing the river to commit black culture around his neighborhood
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I'll bet Nicki knows many of those "vehicle thieves" very intimately.
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She does have a thing for Puerto Ricans.
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My favorite part about this is how Fatrick obediently shuts up when the rascal tells him to, and only meekly squeals back when addressed. The buck breaking is complete. The actual tough guy with anger management issues has been resoundingly defeated.
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I thought he was stuck, unable to type through the accumulated grease-sweat and drool from the sight - to his adipose-addled vision - of thick, mouth-watering pepperoni.
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more like Hog breaking, am I right?
On a completely unrelated note, I want to give a big shoutout to people writing variations of "Patrick si fat" and spoilering it. I have read probably dozens of Spoilers containing factual statements on Pat's unnatural girth, and yet they somehow always take me by surprise and make me laugh like a retard.
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My favorite Skynet spinoff yet.
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So basically, the city itself has become sentient and is generating false reports to try to get him swatted? Even for Fatrick that's really quite something.
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Will Quasi finally get his money back?There's apparently been a shooting called in at Pat's address:
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His only tweet today.
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Maybe it was his half-cylinder Mustang backfiring as he started it up for another trip to Hooligans.
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Yet when his property was supposedly “vandalized” multiple times, he blamed a coordinated network of OnA fans around the world. Instead of, you know, the hundreds of violent criminals living in his neighborhood.
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The ultimate, never to be topped variation on the “Pat is fat” theme, included in a response to a DMCA takedown attempt:
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At 1:02am? Plausible.