Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

I want the cheap wig back.

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ShoFuKan said:
Step right up, step right up. Presenting the only thing it takes to be a Youtuber these days, it's the lazily and quickly put together:

WHEEL OF JIMQUSITION​

Now you too can be a Youtube Reviewer who bitches about tangential things in their lives with no knowledge of what you're talking about and get paid thousands per month by other idiots like minded people who'll support you no matter the slippery slope you fall down.

Just simply spin the wheel and you too can select what your weekly topic for bitching about this week without having to do any research at all. It's so easy, even Jim can do it.
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It works well, I got Crypto/NFTs. Unfortunately, I know enough about Crypto and NFTs that I will have to disqualify myself from doing a frothing, ignorant Jim-style rant on them,
 
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Very_sad_man said:
I want the cheap wig back.

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HAHAHAHA why is troon hair ALWAYS like this. I don't know why this makes me laugh so much harder than any of his circus freak stuff; there's something brilliant about the simplicity of it I guess.

Take away the garish wig, clown make-up and neon whore-clothes and Jim really is just another fat, malding, middle-aged pervert like every other AGP.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
HAHAHAHA why is troon hair ALWAYS like this. I don't know why this makes me laugh so much harder than any of his circus freak stuff; there's something brilliant about the simplicity of it I guess.

Take away the garish wig, clown make-up and neon whore-clothes and Jim really is just another fat, malding, middle-aged pervert like every other AGP.
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So many of them take the time to slather on make-up, albeit poorly, but why do none of them at least put a little mousse in their hair along with the occasional kool-aid so it doesn't look so pathetic?

My hair hasn't been over 1/4 inch in length ever since the military forced the habit on me years ago, but even I remember the basics of shampoo, conditioner, and running a comb through it if I were to ever let it grow out again. I guess that would involve actually taking a shower, though, and I that's probably most of the issue for these people.
 
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Kevin Grumbles said:
So many of them take the time to slather on make-up, albeit poorly, but why do none of them at least put a little mousse in their hair along with the occasional kool-aid so it doesn't look so pathetic?
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Because personal hygiene takes effort and doesn't contribute to the gratification of their fetish.

It's kind of like a dude who wants others to see him as a "car guy", but actually dislikes and doesn't understand working on automobiles. He can buy all the tools and trappings of a mechanic and try to ostentatiously appear knowledgeable, but that doesn't mean his car will be in good repair.
 
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Matt Damon said:
It's kind of like a dude who wants others to see him as a "car guy", but actually dislikes and doesn't understand working on automobiles. He can buy all the tools and trappings of a mechanic and try to ostentatiously appear knowledgeable, but that doesn't mean his car will be in good repair.
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It's the perfect conclusion for a generation conditioned to believe putting a hashtag in your Twitter handle is activism. Maximum gratification, minimum effort.

I'm grateful though, because every time one of these Reddit-looking motherfuckers plasters their ugly mug all over the internet it's another nail in the coffin of the 'trans women are women' bullshit.

Wigless Jim looks like a lot of things --a Downs Syndrome Meatloaf impersonator, for example-- but a woman is not one of them, and everybody knows it.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
We may as well just spin a wheel separated into quarters:
  • Crypto/Microtransactions
  • Crunch/General Abuse
  • Trans Rights/Off-Topic Politisperging
  • "CAPITALISM BAD"
I just spitballed these, but I'm certain 90% of Jimquisitions this year fit at least one of these four categories.
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Don't forget his fallback strategy, Konami bad, fuck Konami.

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I'd like to see TB existing in 2022 and see how tf he would deal with this fat fuck. Be it accepting 100% or not, it would be fun.
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He might well have ended up trooning out himself, he was already starting to sperg out at minor jokes about traps being gay before the ass cancer got him.
 
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An empty shill said:
Oh, my god put the wig back on, for the love of god put it back on.😱
Sarcasm aside, in some strange way, he does pass better. I've seen quite a few 50-60 busted looking fat hags, that do look like jim here. They have just as rotten a personality to boot.
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I suppose that's the irony, Jim almost pulls off the 'sexagenarian Dole office worker who exudes hate for everything around her' look.
 
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