DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Funny thing is that Rich is kind of a lolcow but doesn't cut it for a good one.
during the prime big cheese days he was a full on lolcow, people doxxed him, he was having flame wars with trolls and people would spam his comments with some kind of meme related to big cheese.
it was usually some kind of photoshopped novelty account of rich with "maybe this wouldn't happen if you gave grande gouda his 200 quesaddilas,"
 
This nigga is playing against the computer and is complaining about his move not coming out lmao, OFFLINE LHAG! I pressed jump and the game is so laggy offline that it dropped my input! Fuck offline rollback netcode!. Maybe he means that the controller is dropping his inputs which is his go to cope when playing offline games.
Maybe like 6 months ago he went into the training mode of the digital eclipse SF anniversary collection thing to (I believe) try out his new $200 xbox stick. He executed about 9/10 dragon punches from the player 1 side. Then he went to the player 2 side and could only execute about 2/10 dragon punches. Either his execution is poor, or he wasted $200 on a lemon stick.

A high level player can execute 10 dragon punches in a row from either side. Consistent dragon punch execution requires a level of coordination that a long term alcoholic probably cannot muster (gem-breaking on the other hand...). If it was "offline lag" unique to that version/port of the game, wouldn't an "amazing irl cabinet tournament player" like himself get thrown off equally on both 1 player or 2 player side? Doesn't pass the sniff test.
 
Don't think it was stated here already, but Tevin's other channel that he planned to continue using and uploaded his latest video to is now terminated.
 

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What's wrong with this video? (Hint: He's playing offline, against AI)


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Phil's brain is so fucked at this point he can't even remember when it makes sense to talk shit... how fucking embarrassing.
Imagine being so used to bitching about online players you start calling the AI a "terrible player". Just give up on fighting games, at that point.
 
That's what gets me the most about his "interaction" begs. He derives his narcissistic supply from being praised by literal wheelchairs. Does he not realize the people cheering him on all have obvious mental issues? Does he just not care?

Like you'd think a narcissist would prefer high praise, not golfclaps from dentheads. Narcissistic supply usually requires a certain quality: it needs to come from what the narcissist deems "good people" and it needs to be sincere.

Makes me wonder if his view of other people is so distorted and diminutive, owing to narcissism combined with extreme social isolation, that he actually thinks ordinary people are like his denthead audience and he's better than the average person so that's why he's "different".
I think it's because it's the only way he can get it, since it's obvious that any normal person thinks he's a piece of shit. It's telling that despite his obvious hatred of his audience, they're the only people he even tried to build up. It's like he's trying to convince himself that they aren't a gaggle of freaks.
 
Imagine being so used to bitching about online players you start calling the AI a "terrible player". Just give up on fighting games, at that point.
Hes always done this autistic thing where he talks about NPCs as if they have agency. He did the same thing in Elder Souls with Malaria where he would taunt the NPC with stupid shit like "she wont like when I switch to my real build and do more damage" (spoiler; he switched builds and did less damage because hes retarded)
 
He said someone saved ALL his videos to an archive site, or is this the one he is talking about?
That IS the one he is talking about.
Both channels are down.
Actually the channel that had fuck all to do with DSP DJChizle is ALSO down.

Also, the pervailing theory I have is that manlet possibly threatened him with copyright.
Phil, you read here. You do not want to be beholden to manlet.
No, if he does do this it will not make me like manlet.
 
What's wrong with this video? (Hint: He's playing offline, against AI)


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Phil's brain is so fucked at this point he can't even remember when it makes sense to talk shit... how fucking embarrassing.
he's literally a "pattern player" from doing moves cause that's what the character does, no matter how unsafe or random they are. Ironically he bitches about games like DNF and DBFZ, and not shitting on the games I still like DBFZ, but his mash all the buttons would have done him well with season 1 bardock or vegito or hell most of the cast of DNF.

his pattern playing extending to his reaction to whats going on screen even in offline arcade mode there's lag, wrong speed, pattern play, scrubs, shit talking and gloating over fictional character and so on.

He really is like an NPC in a game with a set amout of interactions, though, the whole "game play stream" where he complains about the horrible game play and STILL, STILL doesn't see how thats shit talking himself is just...amazing.

Oh and he's in for a surprise tonight with multiversuses, not only was spin to win nerfed but the free characters rotated. Prepare for a tantrum about how is he supposed to play this game when he has to learn a new character all over again. While that is kinda annoying it's not hard to make gold, and a crazy idea, it's a free game, it's a good game toss the devs a $10 spot and unlock a character or 2...

oh wait it's Phil, giving money to anything not total whine, doordash or WWEC and actually playing a game to unlock things is too much effort for him.

And you know what just dawned on me, this motherfucker and his semantics I bet he doesn't get doordash anymore, he gets Uber Eats.
 
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He said someone saved ALL his videos to an archive site, or is this the one he is talking about?
He was talking about these:

Those backups are mainly from the "Almighty Tevin" channel along with the Archiver channel, but a lot of the content on the "Almighty_Tevin" channel wasn't backed up to that degree as far as I know.
Actually the channel that had fuck all to do with DSP DJChizle is ALSO down.
He still has the "Almighty DJ Chiszle" channel atleast
 
He was talking about these:

Those backups are mainly from the "Almighty Tevin" channel along with the Archiver channel, but a lot of the content on the "Almighty_Tevin" channel wasn't backed up to that degree as far as I know.

He still has the "Almighty DJ Chiszle" channel atleast
That is good to know.
I'm going to spend some time today looking for the more obscure stuff and do more archiving.
By the way because Phil reads here:
You said YOURSELF you do not archive your stuff on hard drives anymore.
By the way, I find it IRONIC that Phil got so pissed off when people flagged his shit ages ago. Now.... silence.

S to spit on flaggots.
 
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