DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[iNEEDthatMoney]

He probably saw some Asian kid's parent buy that Wolverine statue after his parents said no and it scarred him for life.

If I remember correctly, the girl who was in contention with him for valedictorian was Asian.

Jesus, Asians have been trying to keep Phil from succeeding & keeping him down for most of his life.
No wonder he is so racist towards them.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Jesus, Asians have been trying to keep Phil from succeeding & keeping him down for most of his life.
No wonder he is so racist towards them.

The person who ran him down on the freeway and crippled him for life? Asian. Probably.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Oh great, another game that Put Him on the Map™ back in the day which means that he gets to repeat his life history for the 400000th time. I wonder if Phail ever listened to Springsteen's Glory Days.

 

[Corpun]

One thing I've noticed recently with Phil is that it doesn't matter how well he's doing overall for any particular day -- he can make $200 on the day stream and $20 on the night stream and still be toxic AF to his audience for not tipping that night. It's like for him, the money is not just about greed to sustain his addictions, but it also ties into his ego, in the sense that he feels "cheated" for playing a game without receiving contributions for his "work". Money is a way for him to feel like what he's doing has value. If you don't contribute a large enough amount, then you clearly don't respect him enough for the "hard work" he's putting into these boring AF retro playthroughs.


Aspiration doesn't imply an actual willingness to work towards your goals. All narcissists have fantasies of success and power, and a distorted image of what they are, which deep down they're acutely aware of how they're not these things.

I think his addiction to gacha is getting worst. I dont follow his spending but is he in a lot of competition to keep his placing right now or what? I guess it could just be bad pulls or less dopamine releases.

 

[TheTractor]

WAIT A DAMN SECOND. I thought this was a Dark Dave meme overlay when DSP talks about his autistic closet goal. THIS IS FOR REAL??? WHAT THE FUCK

 

[RougeRed]

WAIT A DAMN SECOND. I thought this was a Dark Dave meme overlay when DSP talks about his autistic closet goal. THIS IS FOR REAL??? WHAT THE FUCK

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Him. He is in the closet. You can see him right there.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Best of Feasting with the Hog, absolutely bottom tier content.

 

[FamicomGorby]

WAIT A DAMN SECOND. I thought this was a Dark Dave meme overlay when DSP talks about his autistic closet goal. THIS IS FOR REAL??? WHAT THE FUCK

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This closet thing is gonna be the absolute fuckin worst, basically the internet equivalent to Al Capone's safe being opened. Except in this case there's zero chance of anything interesting in there cause Dave's gonna prepare and remove anything he thinks could be remotely embarrassing.

Only way it's fun is if he fucks up and shows something he didn't mean to.

 

[Ching_Chong]

This closet thing is gonna be the absolute fuckin worst, basically the internet equivalent to Al Capone's safe being opened. Except in this case there's zero chance of anything interesting in there cause Dave's gonna prepare and remove anything he thinks could be remotely embarrassing.

Only way it's fun is if he fucks up and shows something he didn't mean to.

Like his latent homosexuality?

 

[myone]

WAIT A DAMN SECOND. I thought this was a Dark Dave meme overlay when DSP talks about his autistic closet goal. THIS IS FOR REAL??? WHAT THE FUCK

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Yeah this shit pretty much parodies itself. No idea why Phil thinks this looks good.

 

[DeeTracktor]

So the 40 year old mature adult with a buisness degree is doing a kindergarten show and tell project and expects $150 per stream for it?

And he is going to blow the lot on WWE and cheeseburgers. He hasnt matured since he was 10 years old has he?

 

[FormerPro]

Phil just spent 5 minutes attacking hypothetical trolls who are waiting for him to accidentally reveal his personal information in his upcoming Closet stream event.

Absolutely seething his WWE champions Phone got exposed.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

WAIT A DAMN SECOND. I thought this was a Dark Dave meme overlay when DSP talks about his autistic closet goal. THIS IS FOR REAL??? WHAT THE FUCK

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He thinks garbage like this(and those awful selfies he posts) makes him look quirky and zany. He's not like those other ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ streamers. He's special.

He's an imitation human. He does and days things without understanding them or why they work in certain context. He sees someone half his age post a 'silly' selfie and copies them, but doesn't understand that it doesn't work when you're a middle aged man who looks like a bloated corpse.

Same with his use of words and terms like 'chill' and 'chill stream.'

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Final Fantasy, Star Wars, Dragon Ball, Street Fighter now Batman...

I hate you fake fan phil. I can't wait for the pigsplaining of batman and getting everything wrong then remembering things like "remember when batman teamed up with spiderman and fought super joker I think it was called worlds bestests. I had the first issue and the first issue of batman which was the first time batman showed up, what detective comics. you don't know what you're talking about. Why would they put batman in a comic not called batman."

EDIT - or "Dc comics is called DC cause they were founded in washington DC where adam west made batman with stan lee, yeah I went to the offices when I was an aspiring comic book artist" or "did you know batman was DC's answer to Iron Man thats why Bruce wayne and Tony stark are so similar"

 

[Iron Hamster]

The person who ran him down on the freeway and crippled him for life? Asian. Probably.

That half burnt face in the mirror reminds him daily.

 

[Silverchair]

nothing, i mean nothing, of value or interest will be in that closet of his.

if anything had any worth to him, he would be using it or would have sold it off.

all smoke and mirrors for tips! he needs cash-flow!

 

[Wasabi Panda]

That half burnt face in the mirror reminds him daily.

*two face scene happens in AA*
*pauses game*
*puts down the controller*

OMG this is so unrealistic, I should know I was injured like that once. Yeah. Umm...like ok so I was driving ummm down this high way that was a free way but more like a parkway.....

 

[Chernabog3000]

One of my favorite things Dave does is walk off screen or turn his back to the camera and continue to talk.

It's one of the funniest things he does as a 12 year content creator. No one can ever hear what the fuck he's saying. It's one of the most unappealing things you can do as a streamer or anyone producing something with an audio aspect.

Can't wait for an entire day of that. Surely it'll save the buisness.

I was 50/50 on if we vet the closet AND change the setup. Vet the closet I'm 100% Locked In on. It's probbaly looked over twice a day at this point. No way the setup is changing after the daily wrappening. Empty chair it is.
And that's fine with me.
His audio ignorance is my bliss.
It makes me so faggotly giddy when he gets up from his chair turns his back and starts rambling away.

Hardest ive ever laughed at dsp was the time he was begging or going on with some dumb point. looked into the camera, got up and adjusted his skyrim dragon for like 5 mintues and just continued to talk into his fucking sound deadening foam.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

Phil just spent 5 minutes attacking hypothetical trolls who are waiting for him to accidentally reveal his personal information in his upcoming Closet stream event.

Absolutely seething his WWE champions Phone got exposed.

and the funny part is HE DID THIS TO HIMSELF!!!!

 

[MAWBD]

That's some very dangerous math.

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