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I guess him spending post-MHS life in a hoard house in a small and clearly isolating town like Ruckersville, with no one but Borb around must've done a number on his ego. And now that he's in the Jail of Fail in what's effectively solitary confinement because of protective custody, he has no one but himself to keep him company, so he's gotten extremely delusional and egotistical.
Thing is even in smaller towns you can still find people to at least call acquaintances, its not hard to do but Chris didnt like working at it because it came so "easily" for him in high school. To him its insulting to even HAVE to try and make friends and the fact he has to go out and not have people instantly drop to their knees and worship him (going back to your point of being a king). We've seen this kind of behavior in everything hes done, school he was mid at best, drawing well we see those constantly, hell even in the competitions hes entered himself in like the PSP rap one. Its the same way he treated dating, he doesnt WANT to put the work in to wine and dine a woman, he wants to take her out, talk about him, and then fuck her enough to get married. Its the same reason he refuses to get better at drawing, singing, anything. My friend who is autistic has learned how to play the guitar, draw and ANIMATE by himself, so Chris has no excuse other than "but I should just be better though."
The only friend Chris made while still living at 14 BLC was Sarah Hammer, and I think she introduced herself to him. After that, it was the fallout between Borb and the elementary school that spun the wheels in motion. It did give Chris some major withdrawals as he's known his HS friends a lot longer, and the move to 14 BLC did mess with his loneliness. TBH, it part Chris and Borb's fault. Chris just knew his classmates on the surface level, and there was no indication of them hanging out together outside school hours. As much as he likes to boast that HS made him come out of his autistic shell, Chris never took the initiative to get to know his classmates better. Borb's at fault for moving Chris in the first place for not playing nice with the elementary school, which could've help out Chris immensely. Once Chris went to PVCC, that was the beginning of what happens when you raise some like him, with no social awareness/boundaries, and end up creating attraction signs, soliciting for sex, and loitering in public while getting hogtied my manajerks. Chris' current situation is a nice bookend.

I'm certain when Chris is released, cancel culture will set in, and he should make like Lindsay Ellis, and leave the internet.
 
With all the discussion of guns, I wonder if Barb owns one and might still have it in the house. Cole wrote that Barb nearly accidentally shot him with a revolver while trying to scare off a home invader, and the gun had been left around where Cole could play with it. It belonged to her ex husband Jerry. It also seems entirely possible that Bob could have owned some sort of firearm.
 
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With all the discussion of guns, I wonder if Barb owns one and might still have it in the house. Cole wrote that Barb nearly accidentally shot him with a revolver while trying to scare off a home invader, and the gun had been left around where Cole could play with it. It belonged to her ex husband Jerry. It also seems entirely possible that Bob could have owned some sort of firearm.
Knowing her, it maybe in the hoard. Or maybe she discarded it once she married Bob.
 
Talking at rather than with people.

Chris can't conceive that other people might have different knowledge or opinions than he does, so when he talks at people it's like he's reminding them of things he believes they should already know instead of telling them.


I've always been amazed that Chris hasn't gotten some more novel infection from his living situation and his risky behavior like the Unclit and taint gash he give himself.

Active immunity through exposure. Chris must have a very robust immune system by now.


With all the discussion of guns, I wonder if Barb owns one and might still have it in the house.

Any firearms in the house likely didn't survive the fire, or weren't considered worthy of salvage because they weren't made of legos.
 
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Chris can't conceive that other people might have different knowledge or opinions that he does, so when he talks at people it's like he's reminding them of things he believes they should already know instead of telling them.
That's the limitation homeschooling and mainstreaming will get you. It's like he forgot everything that was taught to him in high school and college. I think when he recorded videos and introduced himself as the creator of sonichu, that's when he got it in his head to talk at people the way he does.
 
I wonder if Chris thinks when he's released, they'll be a large group of supporters waiting for him with open arms and asspats.
I'm surprised the leftist sjw community didn't make a bigger deal of this outside twitter posts.
I think if anything, people are going to grift off Chris harder than ever. Chris won’t ever see a cent of the thousands of dollars he’ll generate, but I’m willing to bet that plenty of people are willing to platform him for easy clicks.

Chris has played into his infamy before, he might double down and start talking about barbussy once it’s clear he won’t get into trouble.
 
Chris can't conceive that other people might have different knowledge or opinions that he does, so when he talks at people it's like he's reminding them of things he believes they should already know instead of telling them.
I think when he recorded videos and introduced himself as the creator of sonichu, that's when he got it in his head to talk at people the way he does.
Chris also likes to begin a talking-at-people video as if he's on some exceptional TV show.

Like in "Song of Christian":
CWC back then said:
Welcome ladies, and gentlemen, to The Christian Chandler Show!
Bringin' ya lots of laughs, and all that neat ol' stuff. Now, here he is, the host with the most: Christian Chandler!

During the "Classic Chris" videos, he'd usually start a video with "Captain's Log. Stardate...".

And in more recent videos, "Honor Roll" would usually say he was "coming to you live", even if the video was prerecorded.
 
Chris also likes to begin a talking-at-people video as if he's on some exceptional TV show.

Like in "Song of Christian":


During the "Classic Chris" videos, he'd usually start a video with "Captain's Log. Stardate...".

And in more recent videos, "Honor Roll" would usually say he was "coming to you live", even if the video was prerecorded.
Pretty much. I think Chris thought people would have noticed him from his videos, the ED page, the comics and later on the CWCki. Not that many people were into the internet, and when Chris handed off his business cards, people didn't take him seriously. But that didn't stop Chris' habit of talking at people.

Bringin' ya lots of laughs

Man, was Chris ever right on that.
 
That's the limitation homeschooling and mainstreaming will get you.

Also laziness. Seeing things from another person's perspective takes effort (and practice).


Chris also likes to begin a talking-at-people video as if he's on some exceptional TV show.

His entire life has been one big episode of The Chris Show. He is the star and everyone else are just extras.

And in more recent videos, "Honor Roll" would usually say he was "coming to you live", even if the video was prerecorded.

Chris likes to use words and phrases he doesn't understand almost as much as weird made up CWC-isms other people don't understand.
 
Chris also likes to begin a talking-at-people video as if he's on some exceptional TV show.

Like in "Song of Christian":


During the "Classic Chris" videos, he'd usually start a video with "Captain's Log. Stardate...".

And in more recent videos, "Honor Roll" would usually say he was "coming to you live", even if the video was prerecorded.
Think that's just cause Chris' copies the things he's influenced by pretty much wholesale. Like when making Sonichu comics and he'd include advertisements for real products that were obviously not sponsoring him. But that's what actual comics have, so obviously he needed some.

He's really not creative when ya get down to it, unless you count throwing a bunch of existing IP's into a blender as creative. I mean his number one creation, Sonichu, was literally the result of him being told that he couldn't just plaster existing characters all over something. The best fucking thing he ever came up with was a Sonic recolor.
 
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Chris has played into his infamy before, he might double down and start talking about barbussy once it’s clear he won’t get into trouble.
He's going to do what he always does with him getting into trouble:
  1. He didn't do anything wrong
  2. He didn't actually do the act
  3. It was the trolls
  4. Everyone's a hater for bringing it up
  5. Get extremely angry and demand people stop bringing it up
The real magic is going to begin if he starts wanting to go to conventions, only to find out he's been banned. Most likely we'll see him do the lashing out at everyone involved for being haters and trolls, mixed in with trying to cozy up to whomever he used to talk to in order to get them to help get him unbanned.

Some past excuses:

  1. Michael Snyder was doing gymnastic moves in order to jump in front of Chris's car while he and Barb were inside, thus it was Snyder's fault for getting hit, as part of a plot Snyder concocted to get Chris and Barb arrested.
  2. He was the real victim of the GameStop macing incident because he got scared, while carrying out a vandalism campaign. Oh yeah, and the GameStop dude he maced worked at Best Buy too, which according to Chris, is illegal.
  3. Groping and kissing unwilling people at the game convention was actually a plot hatched by trolls to get Chris thrown out, and he didn't do anything wrong.
  4. Chris was pinned down and his screams recording in school because the school was frightened of his autism, not because Chris actually did anything wrong or acted out. It was really a conspiracy hatched by many people at the school and in the county in order to force the Chandlers to live in Ruckersville.
The mental gymnastics after he gets out this time is going to be a sight to behold. Though he has this weird thing going on now that he's actually god, where he "forsaw and forknew" everything that was going to happen and was completely cool with it, and also that he didn't actually do it, and if he did, his mom is a slut.
 
The mental gymnastics after he gets out this time is going to be a sight to behold. Though he has this weird thing going on now that he's actually god, where he "forsaw and forknew" everything that was going to happen and was completely cool with it, and also that he didn't actually do it, and if he did, his mom is a slut.
For extra points, when Chris logs back into twitter, he'll notice that most if not all the pony and sonic fandoms have blocked him. "why did they block me?" But Chris, you didn't forsee that?
 
The real magic is going to begin if he starts wanting to go to conventions, only to find out he's been banned. Most likely we'll see him do the lashing out at everyone involved for being haters and trolls, mixed in with trying to cozy up to whomever he used to talk to in order to get them to help get him unbanned.
I am actually shocked I haven't heard more conventions banning him as soon as this happened. Though in all honesty I have a feeling if this story gets anymore spread into the mainstream than it already was, he might get blacklisted from more than just conventions.
 
I am actually shocked I haven't heard more conventions banning him as soon as this happened.
Rest assured, they immediately put him on a list. They just didn’t make an announcement. They don’t want to talk about him at all.

Though in all honesty I have a feeling if this story gets anymore spread into the mainstream than it already was, he might get blacklisted from more than just conventions.
That’s a fairly big If. Right now, anyway.
 
Rest assured, they immediately put him on a list. They just didn’t make an announcement. They don’t want to talk about him at all.


That’s a fairly big If. Right now, anyway.
Honestly it would be interesting to see how the BIG media outlets would spin this, would they take the angle of "his life was full of bullies and torment" or will they take "this guy raped his mom what the fuck?"
 
Honestly it would be interesting to see how the BIG media outlets would spin this, would they take the angle of "his life was full of bullies and torment" or will they take "this guy raped his mom what the fuck?"
Most can’t talk about him because he makes trans and mentally handicapped people* look bad. If they want to do a story on someone whose life was ruined by cyberbullying, there are plenty of better candidates than Chris. He’s just really gross on a fundamental level.

If they had to talk about him, they’d take Option 1. “What drove this poor intellectually disabled ladygirl to such extremes?” type bullshit.

*nb4 “same thing kekekekeke”
 
Most can’t talk about him because he makes trans and mentally handicapped people* look bad. If they want to do a story on someone whose life was ruined by cyberbullying, there are plenty of better candidates than Chris. He’s just really gross on a fundamental level.

If they had to talk about him, they’d take Option 1. “What drove this poor intellectually disabled ladygirl to such extremes?” type bullshit.

*nb4 “same thing kekekekeke”
Honestly it would be interesting to see how the BIG media outlets would spin this, would they take the angle of "his life was full of bullies and torment" or will they take "this guy raped his mom what the fuck?"
The only big media outlet that talked about Chris is Fox News. Their prime viewing audience is Barb's age. Chris won't be allowed next to old people, that's for sure. Of course MSNBC and CNN would take more sympathy towards Chris. Those who cover him cannot neglect the CWCki though. I'm guessing as soon as they read it, they'll do a 180.
 
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