Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Altera]

I’ll say it again: the Thunderdome and a lot of right wing people online has said that they don’t want Republicans that just “lose with dignity”, so Trump truly is their guy.

The conservative base has always struggled as a party that by definition has no ideas on how to progress, at some point during the obama administration the republicans finally figured out how to market doing nothing as an agenda. Unfortunately that agenda is "making the libs mad." While most republicans take that half-hearted seriously, just as a tongue and cheek way to justify voting no on bills that would hurt corpo interests, the latest surge of republican candidates are taking it VERY seriously. Their only goal seems to be antagonistic to the side that doesn't vote for them. Trump was and still is the perfect person to capitalize on this, since hes entirely removed from politics and doesn't seem to have a single political stance on anything whatsoever. Him winning (even when he lost) would own the libs SO HARD. Which of course is the only thing his base cares about.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Trump owns the liberal newspapers!

Incredible how The New York Times just never gives up. One of their third-rate columnists wrote a story on Saturday saying that, despite almost universal victories in every major race, Trump may be losing his power. The article, written by Ross Douthat, doesn’t cover “minor” events like the fact that on Tuesday, in the Great State of Maryland, Dan Cox, a person not known but strongly Endorsed by me, absolutely destroyed the Endorsed and highly campaigned for candidate of RINO Governor Larry Hogan. This was a big upset. Fox News said it couldn’t happen!

Likewise, with my Endorsement, J.D. Vance came from low in the polls to the front of the pack in Ohio. Dr Oz was also losing substantially, but went up like a rocketship once he was Endorsed by me. Ted Budd went from 3% to almost 60%, beating a former Governor by a record amount. Blake Masters in Arizona, was in third place, but because I Endorsed him, he is now leading by big numbers. Likewise, Kari Lake was one of eight candidates, and now she is, perhaps by a wide margin, in first place. In Wisconsin, I Endorsed Tim Michels, a man not well known but extremely successful, and he is now strongly leading for Governor. In Texas, I was 33-0. Every single person I Endorsed won! Likewise, for most other candidates. PERFECT in 23 States so far, UNDEFEATED in all U.S. Senate Primaries (13-0). And now others, in Missouri and Michigan, are waiting for me to Endorse, one way or another. They say, whoever I endorse will win!

There are far too many races to discuss on our Truth Social platform (which in my opinion is far better than Twitter), but just like The New York Times got a Pulitzer Prize for reporting on the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax (only to since report that the story was a FAKE, it was a made up fairytale of zero truth or consequence), their story about my possible “weakening” power is Fake News, that doesn’t mention any of these recent Victories. P.S., The Times should give up its “manufactured” Pulitzer Prize for reporting on Russia, Russia, Russia, which was the exact opposite of the facts. They got it all wrong. The only thing they should get a Pulitzer Prize for is writing Fake News. Likewise, The Washington Post!

I will say that there are disadvantages to having this never before seen Endorsement power. I endorsed Mitch McConnell, who was going to lose in a record fashion, and he ended up winning. I endorsed Brian Kemp in Georgia, who was going to come in last place, and he won in a landslide. And I Endorsed some others who have not been good to me, but I will never be good to them either.

The true story is that my Endorsements have been, by any standard, amazing—stronger than ever seen before in our Country’s history. If the opposite case were true, I would be fine with strong reporting on it, but as long as it’s not, report the News correctly and accurately. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

 

[Whatthefuck]

The conservative base has always struggled as a party that by definition has no ideas on how to progress, at some point during the obama administration the republicans finally figured out how to market doing nothing as an agenda. Unfortunately that agenda is "making the libs mad." While most republicans take that half-hearted seriously, just as a tongue and cheek way to justify voting no on bills that would hurt corpo interests, the latest surge of republican candidates are taking it VERY seriously. Their only goal seems to be antagonistic to the side that doesn't vote for them. Trump was and still is the perfect person to capitalize on this, since hes entirely removed from politics and doesn't seem to have a single political stance on anything whatsoever. Him winning (even when he lost) would own the libs SO HARD. Which of course is the only thing his base cares about.

This is true. The modern GOP may as well be the Shit-post Party. It's truly all they're good for. No new ideas. No progression of old ideas. Nothing at all, but owning the libs. It's fucking pathetic, but it's profitable and that's why we're all here, right? Do you know how shitty you have to be to make the left, even the leftist of the left look like they're the only ones with a plan?

We can argue that the GOP has successfully carried out a decades long plan to dumb down the populous whilst indoctrinating them with white populist Jesus and building a base by using abortion, Jesus in government, and kill the gays as their carrots on a stick. It's worked. Sadly for all of us. However, that's a plan to just keep them in power to continue to amass wealth and fuck the plebs. This is not traditionally a stable governing plan. It typically ends with a guillotine.

I have yet to see, in my lifetime, a Republican with any plan for progression. The only plans I see are regression and oppression. I live in a DEEP red state so I know of what I speak.

 

[Altera]

This is true. The modern GOP may as well be the Shit-post Party. It's truly all they're good for. No new ideas. No progression of old ideas. Nothing at all, but owning the libs. It's fucking pathetic, but it's profitable and that's why we're all here, right? Do you know how shitty you have to be to make the left, even the leftist of the left look like they're the only ones with a plan?

We can argue that the GOP has successfully carried out a decades long plan to dumb down the populous whilst indoctrinating them with white populist Jesus and building a base by using abortion, Jesus in government, and kill the gays as their carrots on a stick. It's worked. Sadly for all of us. However, that's a plan to just keep them in power to continue to amass wealth and fuck the plebs. This is not traditionally a stable governing plan. It typically ends with a guillotine.

I have yet to see, in my lifetime, a Republican with any plan for progression. The only plans I see are regression and oppression. I live in a DEEP red state so I know of what I speak.

The problem with dumbing down the populace and making yourself the king of idiots, is that the idiots start voting idiots into your party. Like, you know REAL idiots, not just people who are feigning ignorance to justify voting against the coal industry's interests.

 

[Whatthefuck]

The problem with dumbing down the populace and making yourself the king of idiots, is that the idiots start voting idiots into your party. Like, you know REAL idiots, not just people who are feigning ignorance to justify voting against the coal industry's interests.

And, it's at ALL levels of government. Every local Gomer thinks he's the next Trump. It's like they've mobilized the mentally ill. Trust me, I know that the left boasts it's share of the mentally ill, but I really don't differentiate between the two based on their chosen ideology. Crazy bitches are crazy bitches and have no place in government, well, at least in Not Clown World.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

The conservative base has always struggled as a party that by definition has no ideas on how to progress, at some point during the obama administration the republicans finally figured out how to market doing nothing as an agenda. Unfortunately that agenda is "making the libs mad." While most republicans take that half-hearted seriously, just as a tongue and cheek way to justify voting no on bills that would hurt corpo interests, the latest surge of republican candidates are taking it VERY seriously. Their only goal seems to be antagonistic to the side that doesn't vote for them. Trump was and still is the perfect person to capitalize on this, since hes entirely removed from politics and doesn't seem to have a single political stance on anything whatsoever. Him winning (even when he lost) would own the libs SO HARD. Which of course is the only thing his base cares about.

It's also interesting to note that many politicians run a campaign on meaningless things put in nice words. Like Obama and his "Yes we can" and "Hope" slogans. These campaigns and slogans are devoid of any meaning, they are just vehicles to peddle some basic notion of a positive message to "inspire" people, but it offers no concrete ideas or plans to actually improve anything. It's virtually just hot air.

Trump did the exact opposite, but the basic idea is the same: It's hot air without offering any solution or suggesting any improvements. The only difference, his foundation is a rethoric of "shit sucks yo".

Like, you know REAL idiots, not just people who are feigning ignorance to justify voting against the coal industry's interests.

In 2016, I thought that was what Trump was doing: Pretend to be a retard to get some retard-cred amongst the Fox-News watching retards. I actually thought he played up some of the more cartoonish things for popularity's sake... turns out, he was doing his best to contain the true extend of his retardation and now we get a good hard look at his brand of unadultered idiocy on a daily basis.

Just look at that post above, dude is like an Aspie, who needs to type Russia out three times in a row obsessively.

 

[Whatthefuck]

In 2016, I thought that was what Trump was doing: Pretend to be a retard to get some retard-cred amongst the Fox-News watching retards.

I figured that too, at first. Then I went back in his history and located things I thought I'd invented in my head. It turns out that he's always held Republicans in contempt as rubes. He went so far as saying decades ago that if he ran for President then he'd do it as a Republican. What you have to remember, regardless of one's political ideology, is that DT is in this for DT and DT only. He's not a patriot, he's not a savior, he's not a great businessman, he's not some Q inspired martyr. He's a narcissist. He's in it for himself and even his family, down to the daughter he'd love to fuck, be damned. That's the point that bemuses me about his base. He wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire, yet, they're willing to emolliate themselves for him. That's some Jim Jones shit right there.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I figured that too, at first. Then I went back in his history and located things I thought I'd invented in my head. It turns out that he's always held Republicans in contempt as rubes. He went so far as saying decades ago that if he ran for President then he'd do it as a Republican. What you have to remember, regardless of one's political ideology, is that DT is in this for DT and DT only. He's not a patriot, he's not a savior, he's not a great businessman, he's not some Q inspired martyr. He's a narcissist. He's in it for himself and even his family, down to the daughter he'd love to fuck, be damned. That's the point that bemuses me about his base. He wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire, yet, they're willing to emolliate themselves for him. That's some Jim Jones shit right there.

And all it took to get that point was to go up against Hillary Clinton.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I figured that too, at first. Then I went back in his history and located things I thought I'd invented in my head. It turns out that he's always held Republicans in contempt as rubes. He went so far as saying decades ago that if he ran for President then he'd do it as a Republican. What you have to remember, regardless of one's political ideology, is that DT is in this for DT and DT only. He's not a patriot, he's not a savior, he's not a great businessman, he's not some Q inspired martyr. He's a narcissist. He's in it for himself and even his family, down to the daughter he'd love to fuck, be damned. That's the point that bemuses me about his base. He wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire, yet, they're willing to emolliate themselves for him. That's some Jim Jones shit right there.

I was aware of him saying reoublicans are basically easily lead cattle, that's why I thought he was only playing up some bits to appeal to them... but it turned out that it wasn't him playing them up, it was him playing them down.

Donny Boy only cares about himself, maybe his family, but even that I am willing to bet is only sort of like tokens in his ego trips. I shudder to think what kind of shit he would be saying if he thought Democrat-voters were rubes. Ironically, he might have had better odds spewing libtard bullshit.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

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Goddamn Trump. Damn.

Also.

Trump 2024.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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That's something I'd say about my Domino's order when it goes wrong. IT WAS A PERFECT CALL!!!!!! Zero complaints. Why didn't I get my extra pepperoni? It was a PERFECT CALL!!!

 

[The Last Stand]

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He types like CWC. Random capitalization and rambling to say nothing of value.

 

[Ima Spedonym2]

How can there be a “PERFECT” phone call? Who is he trying to justify its perfection to? Fred’s ghost?

 

[The Last Stand]

How can there be a “PERFECT” phone call? Who is he trying to justify its perfection to? Fred’s ghost?

Everything he does is PERFECT.

 

[mofu mofo]

Everything he does is PERFECT.

The shit I took at the convention centre was PERFECT. Many people and proctologists, on both sides, were deliberately in the cubicles near me, I assumed the shit was taped, but there was no sound, no sound, it didn't even touch The Sides. IT WAS A PERFECT SHIT. I was just taking a shit as President, I don't like to brag about that.

P.S. The Election was Rigged and Stolen!

 

[Random Internet Person]

I figured that too, at first. Then I went back in his history and located things I thought I'd invented in my head. It turns out that he's always held Republicans in contempt as rubes. He went so far as saying decades ago that if he ran for President then he'd do it as a Republican

Wasn't that from Oprah? I remember that being shared around during the 2016 election cycle.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

The "Putin simp" in the thread title certainly didn't age well, given how Vlad is basically teabagging Europe and America, and there isn't shit the senile fuckwit POTUS can do about it except shovel taxpayer dollars into the corruption sump that is Ukraine.

If Trump is a Putin simp, then Joe Biden is a Vlad cuck.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Crosspost. Trump is suing CNN.

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So. Trump is suing CNN for defamation against him, and apparently is planning to sue other media outlets for defamation against him + "defrauding the public" by ignoring evidence of voter fraud in 2020.

Lots to unpack here. On the one hand, he'll get plenty of free media coverage about it, and since almost everyone hates the media anymore, he's suddenly the plucky underdog going up against the evil empire. On the other hand, this might completely hobble the media's ability to report on him for the next few years, especially if said media outlets have legal teams.

He also gets to re-litigate (or rather, finally gets to make the case in court) that the 2020 election was rigged, in a slightly lower stakes situation (and with less dark money going to judges to ensure he didn't get his day in court). Should be interesting.

 

[Trombonista]

Lol @HTTP Error 404 thinks Trump is going to win.