What is it with these cows calling even the slightest bit of movement a "hike"? I always assumed there was an element of elevation involved in a hike, usually a fair bit of it, with the walk lasting a few hours at the very least.Going on a hike at 845 am? Has she even slept
I would be very surprised if Guntals "hike" was more than a ten minute, wheezy shuffle from her car to the path, then back again, before she returned to her nearest Starbucks to refuel.
It's absolutely fine to take small steps when you're starting a new health regime or trying to increase your activity, but just call it what it is. Nobody in their right mind is going to believe that a 5ft2, 420lb woman with an enlarged heart, who has to use a fucking scootypuff to go shopping, is going to hike anywhere.