Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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I have to give Tim some credit here. It must have taken him a great amount of restraint to talk about cannibalism and not plug his food buckets. I guess even Tim realizes that coming onto a video about cannibalism and saying "Safe and Ready Meals! It's better than eating humans!" would not go well with his sponsor.
 
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Tim spends 20 minutes to say what a meme can in 2 seconds...

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I find it mildly infuriating how the title of the Timcast Episode refers to Tim in the third person even though it's on a show called Timcast, and has Tim's face as a channel icon, and Tim is the host of the show.

I can only imagine it being two reasons for that. One is that he's trying to build the brand and make it so Tim Pool is a part of a larger Timcast crew. The other reason is that it's sucking on algorithm toes hoping to increase the relevance of his name.
 
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SugarSnot said:
I find it mildly infuriating how the title of the Timcast Episode refers to Tim in the third person even though it's on a show called Timcast, and has Tim's face as a channel icon, and Tim is the host of the show.

I can only imagine it being two reasons for that. One is that he's trying to build the brand and make it so Tim Pool is a part of a larger Timcast crew. The other reason is that it's sucking on algorithm toes hoping to increase the relevance of his name.
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It bugs me that he names his source when he's sourcing his own network. "From Timcast dot com...." It seems redundant.
 
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SugarSnot said:
I find it mildly infuriating how the title of the Timcast Episode refers to Tim in the third person even though it's on a show called Timcast, and has Tim's face as a channel icon, and Tim is the host of the show.

I can only imagine it being two reasons for that. One is that he's trying to build the brand and make it so Tim Pool is a part of a larger Timcast crew. The other reason is that it's sucking on algorithm toes hoping to increase the relevance of his name.
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This is the 3rd live brand. timcast & timcast tv were branded in 2011. I think timcast irl was to distinguish content.
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Ostertoasted said:
New Billboard featuring Tim's Giant cock.
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Adverts for those wondering:
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Really this seems like the biggest possible waste of money, even more so than the sword. It just feels like Tim doesn't really have any good ideas going for him in terms of investing money.

Inn other news, here's the pause frame of Sleepless my video stopped at
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i forgot my password said:
Unironically this, Tim has said this before. He said he wants a wife that will handle all of the 'social aspects' of taking care of his children because he'll be too busy filming YT videos and playing video games all day. Even the DW guys he admires so much spend time with their families.

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There's another clip of Tim saying if he were to have kids, he'll be too busy to even spend a minute of his time with them, but I can't find it right now.

In 2021, Tim was asked about why he isn't married and doesn't have kids with his current girlfriend, Allison, yet. He responded that he's scared of her divorcing him (then why make her the COO of Timcast?).

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I don't understand what this nigga wants TBH. He says he doesn't want a careerwoman but if it wasn't for girlfriend, his business would not be successful. He wants kids but he says he'll be a deadbeat dad if he ever has any. Tim surrounds himself with lolcows so maybe his fears about marriage are justified. :story:
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Tim honestly needs to go the Ozzy Osbourne route. Find the one woman in the world willing to put up with his brand of Bullshit, let her handle his business and social responsibilities, and focus on the things he can focus on.

Sadly it sounds like he's drunk some of the incel Kool Aide. Most women are not out there to fuck over the men in their lives.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
Tim honestly needs to go the Ozzy Osbourne route. Find the one woman in the world willing to put up with his brand of Bullshit, let her handle his business and social responsibilities, and focus on the things he can focus on.

Sadly it sounds like he's drunk some of the incel Kool Aide. Most women are not out there to fuck over the men in their lives.
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Supposedly his girlfriend and COO of Timcast Brands, Alice, does a lot of that already. Thought I'm guessing he just gave her some meaningless tasks and thought even that was too much because he can't let go of control.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
Tim honestly needs to go the Ozzy Osbourne route. Find the one woman in the world willing to put up with his brand of Bullshit, let her handle his business and social responsibilities, and focus on the things he can focus on.

Sadly it sounds like he's drunk some of the incel Kool Aide. Most women are not out there to fuck over the men in their lives.
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At this point if Tim does end up having kids he'll refuse to send them to school or hire a tutor because only he can get it right but his priority will still be on the podcast
 
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Johnny Salami said:
At this point if Tim does end up having kids he'll refuse to send them to school or hire a tutor because only he can get it right but his priority will still be on the podcast
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They'll be the first kids to be able to set up a stream and perform SEO, but not be able to count.

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So who do you guys think will be the next to leave? We ought to start a pool.
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Lydia, Miracle, and Sean Cashman probably have no prospects outside of Tim. Andy has a decent chance of leaving if he doesn't have a criminal history from his time prior to AA, and maybe Sarah if she's still there as she seems to just be the maid.

Why, who left now?
 
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They'll be the first kids to be able to set up a stream and perform SEO, but not be able to count.


Lydia, Miracle, and Sean Cashman probably have no prospects outside of Tim. Andy has a decent chance of leaving if he doesn't have a criminal history from his time prior to AA, and maybe Sarah if she's still there as she seems to just be the maid.

Why, who left now?
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We all know Lyds could make brap fetish videos and Tim's fans would buy it
 
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Retink said:
They'll be the first kids to be able to set up a stream and perform SEO, but not be able to count.


Lydia, Miracle, and Sean Cashman probably have no prospects outside of Tim. Andy has a decent chance of leaving if he doesn't have a criminal history from his time prior to AA, and maybe Sarah if she's still there as she seems to just be the maid.

Why, who left now?
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He has a maid, but doesn't have her wear a maid uniform? He can't even harem right.
 
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