Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I'm Just A Worm said:
How many goats do I need to sacrifice to please the Lord so that this dream comes true? Firstborn sons are not out of the question.
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Chill dude, we already did the sacrifice your firstborn son bit.

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Reading up on Milwaukee PD FOIA process, here's a bunch of examples of requests: https://www.muckrock.com/agency/milwaukee-320/milwaukee-police-department-653/

Template would look something like this:
To Whom It May Concern:

Pursuant to the Wisconsin Open Records Act, I hereby request the following records:
  • {{{ Incident report maybe? for call to service #222060085 at 2611 N OAKLAND AV,MKE at around 1AM on July 25th 2022 }}}
  • {{{ body cam footage of the cops involved, worth a try but don't get your hopes up}}}}
  • {{{ maybe the 911 call recording? }}}
The requested documents will be made available to the general public, and this request is not being made for commercial purposes.

In the event that there are fees, I would be grateful if you would inform me of the total charges in advance of fulfilling my request. I would prefer the request filled electronically, by e-mail attachment if available or CD-ROM if not.

Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation in this matter. I look forward to receiving your response to this request within 10 business days.

Sincerely,
Mr Nigger Faggot
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whos' gonna do the needful? Dan redemption arc?
 
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Any time I read one of those SMS's I'm reminded of Greg "the Hammer" Valentine calling the Junk Yard Dog a "nasty nasty black person". Deep down he just wants to call people "niggers" doesn't he? Is that why he has such a fondness of pepperoni and turning their children into Charcuterie?
 
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
Imagine being such a fat bitch-baby that even when you're losing your fucking mind the cops don't consider you enough of a threat to drive-stun you.
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Indeed. If you're so pathetic the cops can't be bothered to beat the shit out of you, why live? I'd be downright embarrassed if an encounter with the police doesn't result in me getting pepper sprayed, beat down, or put in van unsecured until my neck gets broken from the reckless driving. Step it up, fatty.
 
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Pork Fried Rice said:
Come on, stop using CGI to slim Pat down. No one is going to believe he’s that thin.
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You can tug away a lot of lard in a good future space tech float suit. That's why it looks like he's floating while in reality he's just standing on his own fat spilling out of the space leg holes.
 
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His Twitter silence about the whole thing is extremely odd. Don't you think if he truly believed he'd been swatted and the police were less than useless he'd go on Twitter and peck out a 30 part bitch-fest about the whole ordeal? His silence makes me think he knows he did wrong. I can't help but think he drunkenly discharged a gun by mistake and then became completely emotional about it when the police showed up.
 
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Owner of a Lonely Hole said:
Surely the reason for his neighborhood-rattling squealing was twofold: one, to show everyone in a mile radius that he is, indeed, a tough guy…and also to drown out the screams of the poor colored pre-pepperonis in his basement. HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
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I may be misrembering but I swear I've read that a pig's squeal has enough decibels to shatter your eardrum or something.
 
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Patrick X Tomlinson said:
His Twitter silence about the whole thing is extremely odd. Don't you think if he truly believed he'd been swatted and the police were less than useless he'd go on Twitter and peck out a 30 part bitch-fest about the whole ordeal? His silence makes me think he knows he did wrong. I can't help but think he drunkenly discharged a gun by mistake and then became completely emotional about it when the police showed up.
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Or, like us, he's seen how no one is taking credit for it and realized he wasn't being swatted.

Ehhh. Still doesn't add up though. The Fatrick I know would throw the truth out the window and double down.
 
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