Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Slowbro]

Isn't there an amount of lost packages after which Amazon requires you to ship to a locker?

I had a coworker who had trouble with porch pirates and she hit a limit with Amazon, but now I'm kicking myself for only half paying attention to her story.

This is from a quick Google search. Some sources say 10% like the example above, some say its unknown and just that if they deem your returns to be suspicious they will send you a letter warning you your account may be banned. Suspicious returns of course would be items that you claim are broken being perfectly fine, etc. I don't think Lou has ever been happy with an Amazon purchase, and it's been quite some time since he mentioned buying anything. But he did still claim to have Prime for a while, so he either got the letter and stopped grifting or just used Prime to watch TV and movies.

 

[The Dude]

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This is from a quick Google search. Some sources say 10% like the example above, some say its unknown and just that if they deem your returns to be suspicious they will send you a letter warning you your account may be banned. Suspicious returns of course would be items that you claim are broken being perfectly fine, etc. I don't think Lou has ever been happy with an Amazon purchase, and it's been quite some time since he mentioned buying anything. But he did still claim to have Prime for a while, so he either got the letter and stopped grifting or just used Prime to watch TV and movies.

I mean, what returns has Louie made that weren't suspicious? Suspicious is basically his only setting.

 

[Solid Snek]

Can't reply, but thanks for going down the awoo rabbithole, @Dork Of Ages . I don't think anyone signed up for it (except Lou) and the motivation for sperging about it from the Louniverse died along with their motivation to hate on Elon Musk, so you're doing the Lord's work.

re: the Fantasy Roleplaying thing; that tweet's been making the rounds and showing up a lot on various cow timelines. I'm convinced that nobody who has a hot take about it, has actually bothered to read the article (spoilers: Lou would probably agree with it, as it's all about the dangers of Trump, MAGAchuds, and fascist white male gamers). Pleasantly surprised to see that Lou's hot take is "I would have sex with a fish", however. That's not one I've seen yet.

( this is the article, in case anyone wants to read it. It's really not what you'd expect; an odd mixture of 1/6 hysteria, anti-GamerGate sperging, and CS Lewis. Apparently the author is notorious in Christian circles, and most younger Christians have viewed him as a lolcow for years; this tweet is bringing him to the attention of normies like myself, but sadly, Twitter being what it is, almost nobody is appreciating him for what he is, merely for what they assume him to be)

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Most of these are words:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551972921530372103 | https://archive.ph/wkMg9 (archived 12 minutes ago)

 

[Spoonomancer]

Most of these are words:
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551972921530372103 | https://archive.ph/wkMg9 (archived 12 minutes ago)

Remember: Louis "Asexual" Gagliardi, guysh! every god damn time Lou makes a sexual tweet I go on an autism-filled rant about how Asexual people aren't unabashedly horny as Lou is, and theorize that Lou considers "Asexual" to mean that he's sexually attracted to people named variations of "Ace".

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Spoiler: disgusting

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551971441842823168 (archive.md)

No calm and reasonable statements like "Officer, I do not know why you stopped me." or "Officer, I do not consent to a search."? You know, so a cop does not want to instigate or take up your challenge? Oh wait, we are dealing with the jerklops of the Louverse. Nevermind. Good thing you can always count to call on the real cops whenever white trash family shenanigans happens with Denise or Steve or when you get pissy if someone asks, politely, if they can buy one of your titty kitties.
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551972050138546177 (archive.md)

lou you were fucking two when reagan was potus, shut up and all of them have been the worst presidents
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551973606283943938 (archive.md)

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Surface Go 2 down to $200 from $300:

https://archive.ph/oT2Gl

Also interesting that the photos appear to have been taken on a daybed, and one that looks used at that, as well as a relatively clean blanket. We know Lou never leaves his room, and we can see the distinctive moulding we've noticed in his room. Could he have actually bitten the bullet and bought himself a sensibly priced used bed frame?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also interesting that the photos appear to have been taken on a daybed, and one that looks used at that, as well as a relatively clean blanket. We know Lou never leaves his room, and we can see the distinctive moulding we've noticed in his room. Could he have actually bitten the bullet and bought himself a sensibly priced used bed frame?

It could be where Denise sleeps; hasn't she ceded the bedrooms to Lou, Skylar and Stepdad?

 

[Spunt]

Might it be the Shield's room? Maybe Lou, employing a level of intellectual effort that left him sweating, shaking and grunting, figured out that people might not want to buy his stuff if there's cum-encrusted My Little Ponies and half-empty ketchup bottles in the background, and so took his photos elsewhere. Of course the alternative would be to clean and tidy his room so it isn't a revolting landfill of dried bodily fluids and grease-stained electronics, but let's not go crazy here.

 

[Slowbro]

Surface Go 2 down to $200 from $300:
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https://archive.ph/oT2Gl

Also interesting that the photos appear to have been taken on a daybed, and one that looks used at that, as well as a relatively clean blanket. We know Lou never leaves his room, and we can see the distinctive moulding we've noticed in his room. Could he have actually bitten the bullet and bought himself a sensibly priced used bed frame?

Echoing what everyone else is saying, it looks entirely too clean to be his room. Do we know for sure that it's his Surface? It's not covered in greasey smudges and it doesn't look like it was pulled from an ancient neckbeard settlement.

@Spunt has a point though, nobody wants to buy his disgusting electronics. I doubt he's ever sold any one of the shinies he's put up on Craigslist, they're usually priced at retail or higher and you have to go to some loser's mom's house to buy it. If he doesn't live in the nicest neighborhood, then it definitely screams, "Come to buy my iPad, stay because I won't allow you leave."

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Might it be the Shield's room? Maybe Lou, employing a level of intellectual effort that left him sweating, shaking and grunting, figured out that people might not want to buy his stuff if there's cum-encrusted My Little Ponies and half-empty ketchup bottles in the background, and so took his photos elsewhere. Of course the alternative would be to clean and tidy his room so it isn't a revolting landfill of dried bodily fluids and grease-stained electronics, but let's not go crazy here.

I think we've seen the Shield's room before and it was full of and decorated in kid shit. He seems well taken care of by Denise, which is strange as she's such a nutjob and she's already raised two pieces of shit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Big words coming fro someone that's never owned a vehicle or driven.

Also, that's not Fattz ad.

Spoiler

no ketchup in any of the pics

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I think we've seen the Shield's room before and it was full of and decorated in kid shit. He seems well taken care of by Denise, which is strange as she's such a nutjob and she's already raised two pieces of shit.

Shield's bedroom:

Oddly, Shield has a daybed too, but it's a different one. Maybe it's daybeds all the way down.

 

[Slowbro]

Lou must've heard about the great bed debate.



With how nasty that grubby blanket is, I think we can assume it's hid bed and the Surface pictures are from the last time he cleaned his room. (Or he bought a new blanket and just refuses to wash his laundry.) I'm too lazy to check, but I don't think we ever got a confirmed date on when he purchased the Surface. Does he get a shiny and prepare to sell it before he's even used it?

Also he's tried giving this pen away before, last time he wanted nothing in return (except for shipping I think.)

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Uh, who are you and what have you done to the Lou who starts begging for brand new gadgets or start harassing customer service workers?
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551990737549631488 (archive.md)

Uh... you are an out-of-towner too. Or do we count the "area natives" as true Pittsburghers?
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551993898448338946 (archive.md)

Lou I am pretty sure you want to directly bitch at MTG, because otherwise you seem to be barking up the wrong tree, this Ron guy looks to be of your own damn side.
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551996138982674436 (archive.md)

CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION
JAKETHEFOX12 / NITRO'S ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED
https://twitter.com/JakeTheFox12/with_replies (archive.md from the 24th, nitter archive, google cache archive looks like from the 11th or 12th)

NINE-TAILED KIWI AGENTS SAVED LAST INTERACTION WITH SCP LOU-1986
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551997661280055298 (archive.md)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551998042861195265 (archive.md)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552004296010616833 (archive.md)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552005096644526085 (archive.md)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552005753011163137 (archive.md)

so uh... not much, but...
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552027095802515456 (archive.md)

EVEN WHEN HE'S SUSPENDED LOU 'JOKES' ABOUT COMMITTING VIOLENCE
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552062036540067840 (archive.md)

I wonder if Lou pissed off Jake once and for all and something happened?
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551998308276633601 (archive.md)

lou you are already eating your family out of house and home
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551998827040833537 (archive.md)

Shocking that Lou feels like belittling people over concepts such as "loyalty". It's almost like he is loyal to no one.
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1551998933374754817 (archive.md)

Spoiler: Ninja'ed by Slowbro

Here we fucking go again.
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552005269416284163 (archive.md)

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552010045713432577 (archive.md)
https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/3189711146 (archive.md)

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552024971014246400 (archive.md)
https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/3189920735 (archive.md)

Lou, what's the matter? I thought you were all about trusting the science and evidence-based reporting? You don't want to be seen as an ANTI-VAXXER CHUD WITH RELIGIOUS FEE FEES RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552026869876269056 (archive.md)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552031948293513217 (archive.md)

Lou bitching at Glenn Greenwald again. I wonder if there's a chance he will respond and they will have a glorious slapfight ala Undertale Larper with Jordan Peterson?
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552058438364135424 (archive.md)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552059488089378822 (archive.md)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552060197786509313 (archive.md)

Spoiler: off-topic and slightly powerleveling

Enjoy Glenn boy in a slapfight with a national figure here in Hueland.

VOHCÊ EH UN KOHVURDEE
honestly if he didn't try to bother stepping his toes on brazilian politics, i'd rate glenn as a pretty based journalist in my book

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1552062491773079557 (archive.md)

Current "with replies" section archive: https://twitter.com/acekatt/with_replies (nitter.pussthecat.org, archive.md, archive.md 2, WayBack Machine).

 

[Iron Hamster]

Gotta say................................my money is on fattz setting Nitro up.
And why is he worried about monkeypox? Afraid his truly dead dad is gonna come back and get him?

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Can't reply to @Dork Of Ages 's post, but am actually rather shocked that Nitro got banhammered before Lou did. They both have a habit of picking internet fights, but Nitro didn't make a career of it like Lou does. Not that it matters. I'm sure he'll ban evade within a day. Just have to keep an eye on Lou, as always, to find the new account.

EDIT: Looking at tweets where Nitro was tagged in, I'm guessing it's that second thread that got him shitcanned by Twitter.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%40jakethefox12&src=typed_query&f=live

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Don't worry about NitroFox, a quick search shows his.... Err, "NSFW" account is still up and running.

@NitrofoxAD on Twitter, but Lou wouldn't follow that one. TBH no-one should.

Do yourself a favour and avoid it.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Did a little digging ever since my last post on Jake the Fox and Jake's AD is still very much alive and well
https://twitter.com/NitrofoxAD / https://archive.ph/T9NJ1

 

[Solid Snek]

Don't worry about NitroFox, a quick search shows his.... Err, "NSFW" account is still up and running.

@NitrofoxAD on Twitter, but Lou wouldn't follow that one. TBH no-one should.

Do yourself a favour and avoid it.

Did a little digging ever since my last post on Jake the Fox and Jake's AD is still very much alive and well
https://twitter.com/NitrofoxAD / https://archive.ph/T9NJ1

I really wish there was an official category beyond NSFW, so you know before you click something if it's just "normal garden-variety NSFW", or like "no really I mean it, NSFW".

Maybe "Not Safe to Click on When Your Wife is in the Room"?