DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
fucking pathetic, no cuck who says "my best friend is my wife" is happy with their life.

He should call himself clichesydephil. Like his idea of how his 'italian ancestors' acted his entire identity is just stolen scraps of the most tired tropes from tv, movies, and popculture. Yesterday it was Jackass, mobster and fratboy movies. Today its Ad council PSAs and tampon commercials.
 
Know it’s been mentioned before, but it really is sad that this moron spent so much money to move to WA and chooses to rot in his condo all day. Before he moved he went on and on about how he was finally going to be around his kind of people, and he was gonna go to all these conventions. And then he got there and just did…nothing. Just some lame staycations with the Panda, and a trip to the Space Needle with his horse. Never been to a Seahawks/Mariners/Sounders game. One of the most beautiful parts of the country yet never gone camping, fishing, hiking or anything like that. Can’t even have a drink at a bar with a buddy or two because “muh wife is muh best friend/I don’t have time”. Get the fuck outta here. You pushed away all the people that did care about you, or at least tolerated you. And now you’re too scared and lazy to make new friends, and we have this pathetic coping.
Phil hasn't driven on the highway in over a decade due to "muh back". He was never going to go anywhere to begin with
 
I never played any of the Fable games; did Phil find the safest and slowest build or something? Because this is fucking mind numbing.
 
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"I don't hold grudges" Bitch fucking please. The only thing you do is hold grudges.
Off the top of my head

Burger King Sandwich
ProJared making fun of him on Twitter half a decade ago
Jon and Rambo
PKA for some reason
Keemstar for shit DSP started
RTUSA
Tevin it's his fault
Paypigs/mods who rebelled and either never returned or crawled back
A local subway store in CT because theyw ere out of breakfast meals or something and the old Asian lady who was manager didn't bend over for him
His dad because Phil is a consistant liar
Jaha and all the other members of the FGC for always clowning him and exposing the king of hate as a massive pussy.

Anyone care to add?
 
DSP RAGEQUIT FABLE!
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TIME TO QNA!
 
I’m sorry, I just can’t resist clipping the stupid little weird quirks and random shit Phil does. Like this odd quick and tiny laugh. It’s like he was about to launch into one of his usual fake bursts of “hysterical” “laughter”, and then immediately decided against it…

 
Off the top of my head

Burger King Sandwich
ProJared making fun of him on Twitter half a decade ago
Jon and Rambo
PKA for some reason
Keemstar for shit DSP started
RTUSA
Tevin it's his fault
Paypigs/mods who rebelled and either never returned or crawled back
A local subway store in CT because theyw ere out of breakfast meals or something and the old Asian lady who was manager didn't bend over for him
His dad because Phil is a consistant liar
Jaha and all the other members of the FGC for always clowning him and exposing the king of hate as a massive pussy.

Anyone care to add?
Not 100% but I think Angry Joe for tweeting in the vein of Jared.
PewDiePie and any other colored haired cartoon muppet who only plays the flavor of the month for single digit aged viewers.
that's weird when I search his account on the champions website it just blips for a fraction of a second and then the screen is blank, also the player avatar is gone just the generic icon.
 
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