Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mr Moonface said:
Here's the audio:

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And right off the bat he's screaming at the cops:

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

It's our piggy.

Other highlights:

"The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!"

"Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!

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Edit: Someone on the OnAForums has made a better quality version with some of the background noise reduced:

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Also, for anyone who doesn't want to dig many pages back for context. A shooting was called in at Pat's place early Monday morning:

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25
https://archive.ph/5vtgE
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222060085
https://archive.ph/lr7vp

The audio is a result of that call and was recorded by one of Pat's neighbors. It sounds like a swatting but we have no official confirmation of that yet. Pat loves acting the victim on twitter and he's said nothing about this incident.
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What a retard.
 
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Cold Root Beer said:
I can't believe I left the thread for a few hours and came back to the ultimate milk. Amazing.

Don't forget that after screaming at the cops at 1am about atalkers went to bed, woke up the next morning, and just tweeted his shitty wordle score and nothing else:

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So much for being a twitter 'firebrand'. I think piggy is falling apart.
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Even if he won't admit it he at least knows deep-down when he takes an L
 
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joebobmurphy said:
White privilege is real, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. It's the only logical explanation for why he walked away from those cops with his hands uncuffed.
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the only reason the police didn’t cap him is they’re not black. the fear of being ground up into pepperoni is one that white peoples will never understand
 
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The Rascals will be getting the bodycam footage come hell or high water. Semper fucking Fi:

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Looks like there's no stopping them. Everyone of the atalkers will get to see Fatrick embarrass himself courtesy of the MPD.
 
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Cold Root Beer said:
The Rascals will be getting the bodycam footage come hell or high water. Semper fucking Fi:

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Looks like there's no stopping them. Everyone of the atalkers will get to see Fatrick embarrass himself courtesy of the MPD.
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If that guy is who all the rascals think he is, he’s probably got more than “a couple” people making requests.
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
Tomlinson is one of those cows I've heard a lot about but never delved into. Good thing I've got nothing to do tonight.
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You will not be disappointed. I’m finally listening to the fifth Josiah tape and my god. Laughter is so good for the soul. “Nooooo, child, it isn’t!” “Yes, child, it is!” Reading it is one thing. Hearing it is next level.
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
Tomlinson is one of those cows I've heard a lot about but never delved into. Good thing I've got nothing to do tonight.
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Fat Pat is a slow burn lolcow. Most of the time he’s just crying on Twitter, pretending to be a republican, and copy pasting child and stalker to a talkers. Every now and then the slow burn reaches its destination and there’s a glorious sperg out. Usually involving piggy Pat hollerin’.
 
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JustTheFaxcts said:
Partial transcript from the Ona lads:

Shut the fuck up because none of you have listened in THREE GODDAMN YEARS! Shut up! Thank you.

No, it isn't an exgirlfriend. No, it isn't an ex wife.

Do you know how many fucking times that you have been sent here by these stalkers? No of course you don't!

Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved.

And I've told you multiple times not even two fucking weeks ago, "Hey, just so you know, for the last three and a half fucking years people have been making false reports to you - to your department about me, about me personally." Pat Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am. At this address. Shut up! I'm still talking! (lady cop speaks) What phone number? I don't give a shiT!

Do you have any idea how many times I'VE called YOU!! To let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? It's more than once!

Hooligan's! In one incident ... there was a fire .. these people.. saw the footage of the fire using the local, on the local news and they called it in immediately (or to "the media"?), "Hey, we saw Patrick S Tomlinson running away from the fire. He's ducking through the alleys."

That wasn't the first time. You want the first time? Would you like to hear about it? Good, I've got your attention finally!

The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!

We've been over this! Never! fucking! Come to this address again! If I need any of you, I'll fucking call! Don't come here again! (cop: Can you give me your number?) We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking.. I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone and you know what I was told at every point? "Well, that's not, we don't handle that, would you like to talk to this other person?"

I talk to this other person, "Well, I'm sorry, we can't, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!
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That never happened, stalker
 
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Angry Shoes said:
The pepperoni line may have been the hardest I've laughed in a while. As the O&A guys say, "ribs".
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It's a hell of a way to get introduced to PepperoniGate, if only for the absurdity of mentioning that shit to the police dispatcher THEMSELVES, holy shit, extremely out of context.
 
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Ophelia said:
You will not be disappointed. I’m finally listening to the fifth Josiah tape and my god. Laughter is so good for the soul. “Nooooo, child, it isn’t!” “Yes, child, it is!” Reading it is one thing. Hearing it is next level.
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It certainly helps that in real life he says "child" like he's offering you candy to get in his van.
 
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