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[Bees in the marmalade]

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[Open Window Maniac]

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One of the most intense displays of projection and self-loathing I've ever seen.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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And lastly, my favorite:

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As a reminder, this is Kevin.

Spoiler: Kevin

Keep in mind, the above is the photograph that KEVIN SHARES WITH OTHER PEOPLE AS AN INTRODUCTION TO HIMSELF.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

And lastly, my favorite:

I'd say the Face App picture is a mild step up from the current irl one.

 

[afternoon_tea]

He is WILD.
$600 on toys.
How is it that “his” money is so separate form the Tranch on which he lives… unless he’s like, paying the whole rent and keeping the place afloat himself?
Maybe he paid a big lump sum or is pulling in loads… I can’t figure how on earth this is cool with the others, unless he’s big time supporting the rest of things in a way we can’t see.

It’s fucking bizarre tho, like, the way things are.. even in normal times.. why woudl you not put all that money-no small amount by legit anyones measures- into some~any~thing more worthy than the literal 0.001 reward potentiality of Mo Plastic Shit

The way he just flaunts spending like this with zero embarrassment or self awareness is astounding to me.

It's really funny when he gets on his soapbox about the horrors of capitalism. I know he's been called out once or twice but I'm surprised it doesn't happen more.

His money situation is a bit baffling to me too. We know he e-begs, but his spending is out of control, could he really have begged that much online? Is his inheritance more than he's letting on? Trust fund? I'm so confused.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The way he just flaunts spending like this with zero embarrassment or self awareness is astounding to me.

It's really funny when he gets on his soapbox about the horrors of capitalism. I know he's been called out once or twice but I'm surprised it doesn't happen more.

His money situation is a bit baffling to me too. We know he e-begs, but his spending is out of control, could he really have begged that much online? Is his inheritance more than he's letting on? Trust fund? I'm so confused.

you make a good point

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I have never thought to tell people about money i've spent. even if it was for like...something that could perhaps impact other people?

like say you bought a guitar, and wanted to talk about it, cos you were about to make music people would hear, or use that instrument in activities with your peer group in future...but toys? that you don't play with? Im trying to think of a way to rationalise it within something i can understand..it seems like he needs to be seen to consume.. which is strange.. and doesn't at all marry with any of his alleged ideologies?

i guss i've never been a "collector"...but SURELY a part of it, is being able to score things for a bargain? cos with an unlimited amount of money, anyone could buy anything there is no skill in it? How does being someone who just buys whatever from the standard shop for retail, feel like they have any special stake in it, in what way is that different or worth pursuing to the degree that you're spending "specialist' amounts of money on things?

perhaps i'm still transposing my own sensibilities on this foreign mindset- and honestly Im trying not to, but cant figure out a way this makes any logical sense, even discarding my own moral guidelines ....


i guess its like the people who buy Funko pops ...? They seem to think there is some sot of resale / "greater' value there, which there flagrantly isn't,, its like a new way of consoooming, and i think all the mugs who're dropping $$$s on it are content with the vague notion that someone says it is financially logically feasible, and will paddle along after it-

however, it takes two seconds externally to see it for bullshit, yet... for whatever reason the attraction is there..
honestly its fascinating in how nonsensical and widespread it is, I would LOVE someone to explore the pathology of it.

i dont get that at all, aesthetics aside, the ideology of it makes no sense.
I would be very interested for a breakdown of the psychology of it, the "new cOlLeCtOr" cos i really cant fathom how any of it works.

to talk about this stuff whilst also e-begging is absolutely mind-boggling.

remember when some rando on a throwaway twitter handle, who was apparently a regular friend too cowardly to do it on his main, took Kevin to task about it?

In a very lame apologetic, full of sucking-up way, but one which admitted o reading this thread, and that the thread did have a point ("amongst all the transphobic garbage") about the spending? it was like "please don't show two minutes later that you just spent this exact amount on toys! it damages the reputation of the Tranch!"

did he ever even publicly reply to that commenter, or bitch about it thereafter?

the fact that they are all doom-posting, and he's clearly spending to deal with....the stress of DEBT, is dark as fuck.

I wonder what the most mad purchase he will make will be, if we haven't even see n the height of his audacity yet..

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Stupid, I know, but I couldn't resist:

 

[Piss Bear]

Keep in mind, the above is the photograph that KEVIN SHARES WITH OTHER PEOPLE AS AN INTRODUCTION TO HIMSELF.

This still baffles me to this day, the fact he uses his irl unfiltered selfies as his avatar. It’s so revolting. I’ve never seen a flattering photo of him. I wish he’d hide behind a furry or picrew avatar, that’d be so much less of an eyesore.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

This still baffles me to this day, the fact he uses his irl unfiltered selfies as his avatar. It’s so revolting. I’ve never seen a flattering photo of him. I wish he’d hide behind a furry or picrew avatar, that’d be so much less of an eyesore.

Perhaps he is so good at “cracking eggs” because other dudes look at him and think, “Well whatever happens at least I will look better than him.”

Food for thought.

 

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While it's probably fair to read some kind of subtext into it because people are perverts, usually the intent is to show that even heroes can be weak at times and have self doubts, not that they're turned on and so will willingly give into evil just to hopefully get off.

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Is maisie going to post some of these better results than faceapp or are we just supposed to picture it ourselves?

To ruin my joke I just absolutely have to point to the hair color in the true and honest picture versus the faceapp simulation. Dude's hair actually doesn't look too awful for a troon at a first glance but he still had to didn't he.

 

[Puddleduck]

And lastly, my favorite:

I'm not sure why he thinks he turned out better, but the FaceApp picture is at least somewhat achievable to him, with a bit of skincare and makeup.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

FaceApp dude looks like a weak-chinned beta male and if he went in for all the facial surgeries that FTMs go for to look more manly he would pass better 'cause right now he looks like Mitch McConnell fucked a Vice intern.

Also, rate me late but Kevin is face blind and he would fuck the backside of a gnu if you dyed its tail blonde.

 

[no ledge]

FaceApp dude looks like a weak-chinned beta male and if he went in for all the facial surgeries that FTMs go for to look more manly he would pass better 'cause right now he looks like Mitch McConnell fucked a Vice intern.

Also, rate me late but Kevin is face blind and he would fuck the backside of a gnu if you dyed its tail blonde.

Kevin can't fuck anything.

 

[Old Fart]

I'm not sure why he thinks he turned out better, but the FaceApp picture is at least somewhat achievable to him, with a bit of skincare and makeup.

...and some Bosch powertools.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Some degenerates into the fetish scene have told me that the subs are usually actually the ones in control, because they decide how far it goes.

While absolutely true, it's worth noting that usually subs, so long as the defined boundaries are are stayed within, will never actually assert their control. Actually using your safe word, or even discussing an adjustment to boundaries, breaks the willful illusion that is the dynamic. It's basically a giant game, and no one wants to end the game.

It's also unlikely they are actually 24/7, (the so called life style), and as such normally Penny controls nothing and that collar is closer to a promise ring than a sign of submission. Since they aren't 24/7 Penny's authority extends no further than the bedroom so to speak, and since they don't have sex it's non-existent. Even if they were 24/7, finances are normally one of the things not surrendered in the power exchange, and if they are, it's symbolic key holding, they keep the bank cards rather than actually take their money.

Now, it is possible that Kevin's"submissiveness" is his general mockery and hatred of women, since, you know, women are all naturally submissive. There's also the little factoid that 9 times out of 10 a 24/7 is Mf, and not mF. It's usually a dominant male and submissive female, it's also SIGNIFICANTLY more common in straight kink than gay kink, and is already nearly unheard of among straights. Read into that as you will.

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I have a theory, Kevkev isn't into being dominated, but rather he's into the idea of being dominated at best. I think it's a kink he thinks he's supposed to have, as he puts on this hyper sexualized Omni fetishistic persona, as that's how he views women. He thirst posts about it so much that it seems like he's trying to convince himself, but I've never seen him actually talk about partaking in it to any serious degree. He's definitely in the position to do so, unless Penny just won't have him.

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As a reminder, this is Kevin.

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Keep in mind, the above is the photograph that KEVIN SHARES WITH OTHER PEOPLE AS AN INTRODUCTION TO HIMSELF.

Passes better than Kevin. Some skincare and make-up would nearly be enough to be mistaken for a woman, if the danger hair wasn't a give away.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I think it's worth remembering that 99% of Kevin's "hot" lesbian uwu sub slut sex life only seems to happen in his head - when the chance comes up, he either makes excuses or it comes off as awkward as hell (as we saw with the haram Wedge pictures). Even during one of the totally sexy trips with Wedge and Neck he apologized that he hadn't been "in the mood", which also seems like the weekend that made Neck and Wedge run off together.

I'd assume that Kevin largely avoids having sex because he, at least on a subconscious level, struggles with the cognitive dissonance of the situation which he likely blames on "dysphoria" and not the fact that he's a grimy fat middle aged dude having sex with other grimy fat middle aged dudes and not the uwu lesbian sub slut he is in his head. Seems pretty common with AGPs.

Passes better than Kevin.

Who the fuck doesn't?

 

[kittyfucker]

Can we really blame Kevin for being sexless? I wouldn't want to do anything sexual ever if I had my penis surgically tied, moved and cut over and over like a freaky twisty balloon.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The way he just flaunts spending like this with zero embarrassment or self awareness is astounding to me.

It's really funny when he gets on his soapbox about the horrors of capitalism. I know he's been called out once or twice but I'm surprised it doesn't happen more.

His money situation is a bit baffling to me too. We know he e-begs, but his spending is out of control, could he really have begged that much online? Is his inheritance more than he's letting on? Trust fund? I'm so confused.

my pet theory is he's just opening and maxxing out credit cards and paying minimums

you can keep that going for a while and we know what kev thinks of planning (thats a problem for future kathyrn) and the rest of the tranch has no problem buying expensive luxuries on finance

for kev it's not even that bad of an idea, he has nothing to take in a bankruptcy filing and he doesn't need a credit score becuase he doesn't do 'adulting'

inb4 penny mistakes a bailiff for earl and shoots him

...and some Bosch powertools.

REEE MILWAUKEE ONLY

 

[NotFatChild]

Can we really blame Kevin for being sexless? I wouldn't want to do anything sexual ever if I had my penis surgically tied, moved and cut over and over like a freaky twisty balloon.

yes but only because he decided to have it done to himself and it wasnt a freak accident, just a freak's accident

 

[Friendly Futa]

Can we really blame Kevin for being sexless? I wouldn't want to do anything sexual ever if I had my penis surgically tied, moved and cut over and over like a freaky twisty balloon.

He still has an asshole, right? Jen could still peg him or something.