Nice start on OP,
@BSV ! Ignore haters, most OPs are imperfect at launch, and the edit button is a beautiful thing. Some of the best OPs on this site were shit when they were first posted and were improved later. Suggestion: the title needs to have all their IRL names and main alts (if you list all alts, it will be too large and unwieldy) and not just "Council of Evil".
Some of you may be unfamiliar with a few of these guys. Personally, I know little about PO, Rudy, Shaggy, or Daimyo, but am excited to learn more and so far the thread contributors are delivering.
However, I can help for those wondering "who the fuck are these guys" when it comes to Surfer and Gahoole. Both are absolutely lolcows who are overdue for a thread that covers them, if not their own thread. Surfer was well-covered in the PPP thread when he was a sidekick, but has generated his own schizo content since their friendship fell apart and isn't really a good fit for that thread anymore.
Gahoole- These Godwinson videos cover a lot of ground and should absolutely be in the OP in Gahoole's section. I doubt that any better content has been created about any of these Councillors.
The picture in OP is a decent start, but doesn't truly convey how odd looking this guy is. Here is the pic I think of when his name comes up. And I'm being nice here, I just can't find the worse pics of him. The videos reveal all, however, and caps can be taken from there.
One of the craziest things about him is that just a few years ago he was a very normal-looking guy who was probably attractive to a number of women, at least physically.
Spoilering to properly prepare you for how much he's changed. It blew me away, too, the first time I saw his younger pics.
What happened? Well, it's possible he has some kind of degenerative disease, which would actually be sad and I would feel for him. But I think it is more likely to be the usual list of culprits: too much cooming, sitting around on his ass on the computer all day, no sunlight, no exercise, skittles and energy drink diet, blaming Tyrone for the lack of pussy in his life, etc. Gahoole is also rare among lolcows as I remember hearing that he has a decent job IRL. Why he chooses to risk that job by being a moron on the Internet, I have no idea. Also, I think his sister is transitioning to a man? It's been a while since I watched the Godwinson videos, but they are both excellent.
I've heard that he made a good PPP expose documentary, but I only found a video he did where PPP fucks with him about e-girls and Gahoole is too stupid to pick up on the kayfabe. I've heard the other docu is good, but I never found it.
Surfer- former PPP roommate, legitimately seems to be suffering from schizophrenia, which sucks. High point of online career was his supporting role in the 7rashfire stream when PPP and him wrecked Rekieta and Dax Herrera. For those of you who never saw the 7rashfire, here is the PPP/Surfer segment. Funniest part to me is how PPP keeps confusing Rekieta's voice with Dax's and everybody just kinda rolls with it.
There's no reason for a description here. We all know why you're here. Get your Popcorn, pull up your trashcan, and enjoy a nice cozy hour by the fire to war...
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Surfer didn't even say that much, but each line was devastating, mostly due to the asymmetry of this shirtless nobody just walking by behind the camera, yet still being more funny than alleged "comedian" Dax. He was good as a hype man/Garfunkel/Ed McMahon/Flavor Flav for PPP to play off of, but he started to think he was the star of the show. He wasn't. His solo material isn't up to snuff since the duo broke up, but he is still occasionally capable of bringing the milk. Mostly a mix of schizo bible rants and angry attacks on PPP. Also a snitch who called the cops on PPP. Personally, I can't blame anybody for being scared of PPP and calling the cops, but then I don't go around talking shit about the cops and wouldn't feel like a hypocrite if I called them. That was probably Surfer's low point and revealed that he is basically a LARPer keyboard courage Nazi rather than an actual tough guy. "All Cops are Bastards"... until you really, really need one.
Honestly, I feel bad for Surfer and people with his level of mental illness shouldn't be fucking around in this kind of sektur. Gahoole has his wits more about him and should know better and I have zero compassion for him. Some posters describe him as a "nice guy" above, which I will assume they meant in a incel/PUA "Nice Guy" context rather than him being an actual kind person. He's not. He's a bitter piece of shit.
Rudy and Daimyo also came onto my radar last year as orbitters/alogs of the PPP-verse, but I don't know much about them. Daimyo (can we agree on a fucking spelling for this guy, I've seen it like ten different ways?) resurfaced by trying to monetize Fai Fai's diary as part of Ralph and Meigh's gayops. I'm no fan of the Vickers, but that is a shit move and he deserves more scrutiny. Anyone who does Ralph's dirty work deserves what they get.
All these guys have one thing in common: they wanted attention from the Farms and the rest of the sektur and now they have it.
Congrats, boys, the Eye of Sauron has found you! Relax and have a cookie. We're probably going to be here for a while...