Money Problems/Success with Ordering From CWCVille Etsy/Ebay

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The only thing that surprises me more than people being surprised that Chris is somewhat incompetent at being extremely prompt with his deliveries and polite when interacting with this customers is the fact that people are still getting mad that people pay him money.

Thanks, guys, for getting dumb that an idiot is giving another idiot money. Truly this was a worthwhile cause to get enraged over.



In all seriousness, though, the insight in Chris's lateness in his deals, while not at all surprising, is at least good info to put into the Sonichu wiki, as actual concrete evidence of him being... well... Chris is always preferred over speculation. Also, in the event Chris ever sends you those copies of Sonichu, remember to share some pics (hopefully with the EXIF data removed first).
 
Shoddy quality and lazy customer service are part of the Chris experience. If you get a well-made product in a reasonable amount of time without any lame excuses, it ceases to be a True and Honest CWC item.
Well then, he should not be selling and no one should be buying. If you'd be able to get a better product and within a shorter timespan from an internet pharmacy in Asia as opposed to something from someone in America, no one should be buying from that American person or company. I know people want a piece of the novelty for shits and giggles, but the only person who benefits is an idiot with tards rage.
 
It's very much possible to come off as the "bad guy" in your interactions with Chris. Just look up what happened PumpkinSwirl / Coty Smith who intentionally set Chris up to fail with an eBay order and then blackmailed him for a video, extra drawing and a medallion.
Yes, but then Chris doxxed someone else at the same time who was just being a normal customer, so you don't have to be a jerk to get the Chrishammer.
 
Yes, but then Chris doxxed someone else at the same time who was just being a normal customer, so you don't have to be a jerk to get the Chrishammer.
Yes.. but that other customer didn't get ridiculed and hated on here because they didn't intentionally try to sabotage Chris' business nor did they brag about how they scammed a retarded man out of 30$. Wanting your money back for a product you paid for or taking things through official channels to hold Chris responsible for a failed transaction isn't at all the same what Coty did, but that's an example of how interactions with Chris can make one look worse than Chris.
 
Makes me wonder if customer who presented themselves as a single girl would get the product faster than someone who is male or ordering it for a significant other. Obviously I'm not going to do this though; I have better things to do with my money than have it ultimately fund more dildo purchases.
 
In all honesty, I really do want the books and i plan on giving him another week or so to fulfill the order (you cant rush perfection, lol). I didn't order just to start a riot with him. Company's make money off of stupid stuff like invisible ink or fake dog poop. This is the same kind of thing I expected here. A can of beans with a spring loaded sonichu inside.
 
Chris has flirted on customers who present themselves as boyfriend-free girls so that may be in the realm of possibility.
And not just with this recent merch either. Remember that guitar hero controller he was selling? It had a shit ton of stickers and shit on it? I think a guy bought it but then a girl was suppose to pick it up. Long story short Chris flirts with the girl via emails. Instead of just talking about the sale and other items he may have they want; he brings up trolls and dating topics. Tries to romance her I guess. But then the girl doesn't show up for the meet up, Chris messages her, and she claims she bought it from the guy that was at the designated spot in the mall. Chris screams about fakes, no one cares.

I'm not sure if a single girl would get Chris to work faster, however...he would just message them more.
 
And not just with this recent merch either. Remember that guitar hero controller he was selling? It had a shit ton of stickers and shit on it? I think a guy bought it but then a girl was suppose to pick it up. Long story short Chris flirts with the girl via emails. Instead of just talking about the sale and other items he may have they want; he brings up trolls and dating topics. Tries to romance her I guess. But then the girl doesn't show up for the meet up, Chris messages her, and she claims she bought it from the guy that was at the designated spot in the mall. Chris screams about fakes, no one cares.

Ah yes, Regina, the poor Czech girl. I do remember that. Well, there goes that theory.
 
Chris' "business" has grown to the point that it is a non-trivial amount of work. And Chris' logistical abilities are negligible so it becomes much harder. That means that he constantly has the feeling of having a ton of things to do, so he feels stress.

Unfortunately there are a couple aspects of Chris that make this worse. Firstly, his response to stress is to shut down. Which makes more work pile up, which makes more stress, and so on.

Secondly, he assumes everyone else will be understanding his stress and accomodate it. Whenever he says "I am stressed and there is so much to do" his expectation is that everyone says "Ok Chris, I understand. Keep my money and send me the stuff whenever works best for you." This expectation is so strong, that if anyone hints at anything different he feels legitimately wronged. That means that his attitude towards customer service is to give one apology/explanation when something is late. Then the matter is closed and the customer is in the wrong from then on.
 
And not just with this recent merch either. Remember that guitar hero controller he was selling? It had a shit ton of stickers and shit on it? I think a guy bought it but then a girl was suppose to pick it up. Long story short Chris flirts with the girl via emails. Instead of just talking about the sale and other items he may have they want; he brings up trolls and dating topics. Tries to romance her I guess. But then the girl doesn't show up for the meet up, Chris messages her, and she claims she bought it from the guy that was at the designated spot in the mall. Chris screams about fakes, no one cares.

I'm not sure if a single girl would get Chris to work faster, however...he would just message them more.
I am extremely butthurt since, being on SSI means you have to be dirt poor to qualify... which is sad for those on disability....the government has all this evidence and refuses to terminate tugboat. There are so many people that need help from the government, and they're saying, give 12,000 grand a year to this guy who is making unreported income. Forget all about that lady who's worked for 65 years and developed spontaneous heart failure..I'm sure he's been reported..

Secondly, he assumes everyone else will be understanding his stress and accomodate it. Whenever he says "I am stressed and there is so much to do"
Worrying about catshit you don't want to fall in because you're too lazy to pick up does not count as stress.
 
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Long time lurker, first time poster here.
I like to collect odd stuff and I enjoy lolcows so I bought a comic from him a bit after Christmas.
It was around the time when his lulu account was taken down and he offered gift cards in compensation.
He didn't contact me about that, but since I go here everyday I obviously asked him for refunds but he told me that he had already spend the money, as we all knew.
One paypal claim later he sent me the comic signed with a free signed picture that I got without asking, so 40$ worth of Chris merch for 20$.
Sure, it arrived very slowly because I'm French and Chris couldn't spell the name of the town I live to save his life, but still, if you make him understand that you don't take shit you can get more that you'd expect from him.
 
I'm not sure if a single girl would get Chris to work faster
The thought of being in flirtatious contact with a boyfriend-free girl probably makes him work on something harder and faster.... :fapcup:.

Yeah, I wonder if he now delusionally believes that his "gender change",if you can call it that, means he's supposed to be knee deep in China by now
Yes. He believes that now, when he's a "male lesbian", he advertises himself to be "compatible with all women" which means that no matter if you're a lesbian or straight woman, you have no "excuse" to not be attracted to Chris. He'll curse his "ugly growth", but he's quick to advertise it if he thinks a straight woman would be willing to hop on it. If you're a lesbian, Chris wants to rub his poo-encrusted taint against your vagina because he thinks that's what lesbians are in to.
 
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The thought of being in flirtatious contact with a boyfriend-free girl probably makes him work on something harder and faster.... :fapcup:.
Yeah, I wonder if he now delusionally believes that his "gender change",if you can call it that, means he's supposed to be knee deep in China by now; when, to objective observers it actually means the exact opposite. His chances of landing a sweetheart tanked even more:tomgirl::tomgirl:
 
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