Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I feel like anyone would have trouble sleeping if all they did was sit in bed and whine on twitter all day.
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Josh plans on growing mushrooms. He had a friend bring over mushrooms, they gave Polissa an eighth of an ounce, and Josh and his friend did the other seven eighths.
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ETA: They can't afford to get Josh to work, what could they possibly need passports for?
"It's not an expense that we have been able to afford" It's not an expense you've needed to worry about.
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I know nothing about mushrooms but since he and Polissa like to partake of marijuana when they can scrounge/beg for some, I sure hope his new employer doesn't require piss tests.

 

[HeinzBeanz]

I know nothing about mushrooms but since he and Polissa like to partake of marijuana when they can scrounge/beg for some, I sure hope his new employer doesn't require piss tests.

Restaurants are notorious for drug use and abuse amongst the staff. Addiction is rampant among kitchen staff from high-end to dive bars. Never heard of one ever drug testing, unless the employee files for worker's comp. Especially with how many restaurants are struggling in this economy, they're not going to risk testing and losing the majority of their staff

 

[I am vomit]

I figured out that they probably DID buy a bunch of clothes from walmart, because I doubt either of them are going to wash the clothes and they're going to rotate them by stink level and josh will get fired for smelling like a B.O scented litterbox.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I know nothing about mushrooms but since he and Polissa like to partake of marijuana when they can scrounge/beg for some, I sure hope his new employer doesn't require piss tests.

Mushrooms won't show up on drug tests. Like the above poster said, generally bars/restaurants don't test, otherwise they'd lose a lot of their workers.

But it is stupid to post about taking them, since employers will check social media. It also undermines the begs, but Josh has proven that he's just as dumb, if not moreso, than Polissa. Truly a match made in white trash heaven.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Restaurants are notorious for drug use and abuse amongst the staff. Addiction is rampant among kitchen staff from high-end to dive bars. Never heard of one ever drug testing, unless the employee files for worker's comp. Especially with how many restaurants are struggling in this economy, they're not going to risk testing and losing the majority of their staff

This is true. PL My SO has worked in restaurants for years (including some high end places) they NEVER drug test, there was a few times someone got sent home for being too high on the job but beyond that nobody gave a fuck.

Saw this on Reddit and was reminded of Polly

 

[formerfatcow]

Mushroom discussion continued.. Josh has now offered to ship psychedelic-mushroom-infused chocolate across state lines. Publicly.

 

[I am vomit]

Mushroom discussion continued.. Josh has now offered to ship psychedelic-mushroom-infused chocolate across state lines. Publicly.
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You wanna bet they pay on paypal or something and both get nailed by the law?

 

[A-Stump]

Mushroom discussion continued.. Josh has now offered to ship psychedelic-mushroom-infused chocolate across state lines. Publicly.
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Cool Josh, plan federal crimes and talk about it on Twitter.

Jesus they're both retarded

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I feel like anyone would have trouble sleeping if all they did was sit in bed and whine on twitter all day.
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Josh plans on growing mushrooms. He had a friend bring over mushrooms, they gave Polissa an eighth of an ounce, and Josh and his friend did the other seven eighths.
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ETA: They can't afford to get Josh to work, what could they possibly need passports for?
"It's not an expense that we have been able to afford" It's not an expense you've needed to worry about.
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Mushroom discussion continued.. Josh has now offered to ship psychedelic-mushroom-infused chocolate across state lines. Publicly.
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You wanna bet they pay on paypal or something and both get nailed by the law?

Cool Josh, plan federal crimes and talk about it on Twitter.

Jesus they're both retarded

Polly has claimed that shrooms helped her "heal" from her miscarriage. I don't think that's the case. But she's talked about how much she loves shrooms before. So I'm not surprised. I just think that she prefers weed.

It was always pretty clear that they're exceptional, but this is exceptional. Not only are they talking about breaking the laws that explicitly, but they're also gonna deal for free.

What a dumb motherfucker.

I bet that they'd straight up explain in a note that the transaction is for shrooms during a hypothetical CashApp and PayPal transaction.

It is hilarious that Polissa appears to believe a class action lawsuit is a realistic source of income. I can just imagine what her lawyer is like.

"I only got $20 during my class action #settlement for the mattress that gave my dog #copd ! I was depending on that for food! I am so hungry! #please #retweet since Twitter suppresses my tweets! #donate to my CashApp #pcos #prochoice #disabled"

I can see Polly's family talking about how they should take a cruise together one day. She then crowdfunds a passport and makes an Amazon wishlist of ridiculous stuff no one needs. Of course the trip never happens so she's left with a passport that people chipped in and bought for her (or more likely, she used money they donated thinking it would go to animal care to buy it).

TBH, I find the comment asking about passports more idiotic than her response. While I bet most people who are over a certain income have one, there is no need for a middle class American to get one. Do they know how big this country is? An American citizen can go to the Alaskan wilderness, California wine country, skiing in the Rocky Mountains, the casinos in Las Vegas, high fashion in NYC, and beaches in Florida all within our country.

Most foreigners can't comprehend how big the US is. I've heard of foreign tourists asking Americans if they could drive from New York to the Grand Canyon in two days.

Restaurants are notorious for drug use and abuse amongst the staff. Addiction is rampant among kitchen staff from high-end to dive bars. Never heard of one ever drug testing, unless the employee files for worker's comp. Especially with how many restaurants are struggling in this economy, they're not going to risk testing and losing the majority of their staff

Aren't kitchens also full of felons? Like McDonald's and other fast food joints are some of the only places that'll take felons without throwing their applications straight into the trash.

I'm not saying that Josh is a felon, but the lack of drug testing in that industry could be a reason for that.

 

[HeinzBeanz]

I've heard of foreign tourists asking Americans if they could drive from New York to the Grand Canyon in two days.

I mean, it's a 35 hour trip so it's technically possible if you drive in shifts (or get all jacked up on stimulants)

 

[Free the Pedos]

While I bet most people who are over a certain income have one, there is no need for a middle class American to get one.

It’s smart to have multiple forms of ID, and as much as the US is the best country it doesn’t actually contain everything ever.

Cool Josh, plan federal crimes and talk about it on Twitter.

Jesus they're both retarded

It’s cool, they’re democrats.

 

[Trombonista]

Josh is the Kevin to Polissa's Lorena.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Polissa is one of those people who think she's very smart because she's one of the smarter people she knows. Except everyone she knows is legit exceptional because she lives in, apparently, Dumbfuck, Alabama. Compared to her husband she's a brain trust, but she's nowhere near smart enough to complete basic high school math.

I cannot wrap my head around someone saying "we have eggs and ground beef and no food." You have food. You have high quality food. Imagine having eggs and ground beef and basic spices and complaining that you're all out of Mello Yello and Hot Pockets.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Late night Polissa posts, since she's often up until the wee hours of the morning.

So I guess whatever Josh is making is gonna go straight to the divorce? Damn, grow a backbone, son. At least keep some of that money for shrooms. Is next month's paycheck gonna go to the wrong type of bankruptcy?

By the way, even an uncontested divorce in Alabama can cost thousands just for the lawyer judging by a google search. And since Polissa has a lawyer for the COPD mattress, she's doubtlessly gonna get one for the D I V O R C E



Polissa has alarms (plural) set for her meds and still forgets to take them because muh ADHD

"I will be in the hospital 2-5 days depending on how I do"

She really thinks this is gonna be like staying at a luxury resort. My sides.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

What's the bet Josh is fired sometime in the first three months for calling out "sick" at the last minute to take care of Polissa's post surgery nonsense?

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

What's the bet Josh is fired sometime in the first three months for calling out "sick" at the last minute to take care of Polissa's post surgery nonsense?

Three months? I doubt he will last three weeks. They've already been begging for gas money.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

We really should get a poll on how long until Josh loses this job.

 

[Breadbear]

We really should get a poll on how long until Josh loses this job.

I'm counting days. Call me an optimist, but I do think he'll get through his first shift before starting a fight with his manager.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I know many people like Polissa and Josh, as I'm sure many of you do especially if you live in the south. People like them, who always seem to very vocal about their relationship are always up to some shady shit. They're divorcing under the guise of government benefits. I'm placing a bet that one or both of them will cheat within the year. Josh most likely will physically cheat since he has the excuse of going to work to leave the house. Polissa will emotionally cheat with whatever fat fetishist she can find online. Or like a big number of emotionally stunted adultchildren they'll soon be in open or poly relationships.

 

[Grim Snark]

I know many people like Polissa and Josh, as I'm sure many of you do especially if you live in the south. People like them, who always seem to very vocal about their relationship are always up to some shady shit. They're divorcing under the guise of government benefits. I'm placing a bet that one or both of them will cheat within the year. Josh most likely will physically cheat since he has the excuse of going to work to leave the house. Polissa will emotionally cheat with whatever fat fetishist she can find online. Or like a big number of emotionally stunted adultchildren they'll soon be in open or poly relationships.

Oh, 100%. Josh is gonna be exposed to non-beggars and we’ll get a cheating arc when he inevitably finds another fat cow to latch onto. Preferably one who doesn’t hoard animals and can pay for his precious weed and shrooms. If they do get the divorce, he’ll be able to leave without much problem (as far as I know) and Polissa will have a nuclear level meltdown.