Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

It’s probably a bit far fetched, but what are the chances that Fat would have tried to SWAT himself?

Is there a possibility of this being a self SWAT which went wrong for him?

 

[Pork Packer]

It’s probably a bit far fetched, but what are the chances that Fat would have tried to SWAT himself?

Is there a possibility of this being a self SWAT which went wrong for him?

Either that or he tried to order grubhub to bring him a few crates of dennys lumberjack slams, but his sausage-like fingers accidentally dialed 911 and his furious oinking caused the operator to think an elderly woman with down syndrome was being raped, and so sent in the squadcars

 

[Divine right to rule]

It’s probably a bit far fetched, but what are the chances that Fat would have tried to SWAT himself?

Is there a possibility of this being a self SWAT which went wrong for him?

Can't see it, he flips out way too hard for that. Also, Pat is too stupid for even a simple false flag.

 

[Pork Packer]

Also, Pat is too stupid for even a simple false flag.

Counterpoint

 

[artilleryfroth]

Can't see it, he flips out way too hard for that. Also, Pat is too stupid for even a simple false flag.

Yeah I agree that if he made the call himself he would have been very smug and calm when the cops showed up. In the audio he is clearly psychotic with rage.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

If he had any lick of sense he'd calmly explain instead of shouting like a lunatic. He really sounds utterly unhinged. Thanks for the transcript.

Well... Fat is justified in this specific case. The cops should have his name somewhere in their records.

**area fat man (alcoholic, gay) has history of being harassed by legion of insane former fans of defunct radio show. Beware of swatting.**

This ordeal probably ate in to Fat's quality Twitter time that Niki gives him before the peggings start.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Honestly i think the most likely answer is that there was some gun discharge/car backfiring sound in the area which resulted in the cops being called

The V4 Bullitt is that run down these days it's mistaken for gunfire? Should've taken Torque Wheeler's auto advice.

 

[Pork Packer]

The V4 Bullitt is that run down these days it's mistaken for gunfire? Should've taken Torque Wheeler's auto advice.

Shit maybe thats the reason. Porky decided to try and "upgrade" his midlife-crisis-mobile's engine and caused it to detonate like an IED, which along with his high pitched squeals of fear and rage caused the neighbors to assume there had been a terrorist attack

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Considering OnA's favorite boomer member took credit for a made up bomb threat Pat said happened at a convention he was at (it didn't, he's a fat liar), admitting to a SWAT is pretty likely. No one's taking credit for this one

 

[Pork Packer]

Ya know i really would like to see more of the facebook group from which the audio was sauced. Be fuckin cash to see the unvarnished opinions fatricks neighbors have of the celebrity in their midst

 

[Next Task]

Yeah, considering what Rick's usually like, it seems he was certain it was done by his atalkers, but later found out definite proof it wasn't, or that the cops were called for a legit reason.

Honestly, the only reason I can think for him not to be going on about it on Twitter was if there was a threat real enough he couldn't lie about it, or it was a problem so personal he couldn't bear to milk it for sympathy. Maybe if Niki did it and admitted it later.

Either way, I want to know more about him getting cuffed.

 

[grey area]

Either way, I want to know more about him getting cuffed.

I dare say he chimped out immediately upon their arrival and was detained while they tried to figure out why this feral pig was acting like a loon.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Are such crimes written into the Constitution?

“And let no man grind another man’s slaves or any of the negroid race who have bought their freedom, or otherwise, into Italian based spicy sausage meats or other delicacies”.

So Mulatto Bratwurst is still a possibility?

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah I agree that if he made the call himself he would have been very smug and calm when the cops showed up. In the audio he is clearly psychotic with rage.

Thats actually why I thought it might have gone wrong.

I can imagine him doing it, and expect to meet the coppers at the door with his smugness, but if they did not give him a chance to talk and cuffed him on sight, then I think he would flip out like he did.

Especially with some of the things he was saying.

So Mulatto Bratwurst is still a possibility?

Perhaps?

Why don't you try making some and present it to your nearest lawyer?

Ya know i really would like to see more of the facebook group from which the audio was sauced. Be fuckin cash to see the unvarnished opinions fatricks neighbors have of the celebrity in their midst

Are you sure they would pay him much attention?

Or is he likely to be the kind of guy who introduces himself to everyone?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

It would suck to be just a regular cow and have people do gayops like this on you. On the other hand Patrick has had EVERY FUCKING CHANCE not to be an antagonistic idiot and just keeps doubling down. So it is inevitable at this point he is going to find people malicious enough to hear him squeal. As long as I had nothing to do with it I am fine with laughing at this.

 

[Satan McAllister]

The cops should have shot him simply for referring to himself in the third person using his middle initial.

 

[r00]

Even if she actually really loves patrick, Niki is probably having some serious thoughts about the direction their life has taken. There is no way this kind of explosion is an isolated event. She is probably genuinely scared to leave.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Almost a Tommy Tooter level chimpout , only difference being Tom's are usually self induced

 

[Magic]

You know when a child or autist is throwing a massive bitchfit, they try to deepen their voice, imitate pro wrestlers with a growling yell that sounds like their very core is straining in a desperate attempt to sound enraged and serious—and they still sound like a petulant child in spite of it all?
This audio is the prime example of that essence, especially around the 4:40 mark. God this was the funniest shit I’ve heard in awhile.

 

[Spunt]

I think Pat might be about to crack. The whole "Black Woke Twitter" clusterfuck and his car blog getting outed through his own drunken idiocy has resulted in a change in the kinds of things he's saying and doing. He's saying that the Rascals are trying to drive him to suicide, and that's new as far as I'm aware. He's spending all his time on what should be quality time with his wife glued to his phone, fighting the trolls. Others have noted that he's a lot less creative in his responses. I think his mental state is close to collapse.

I don't think someone as narcissistic as Pat would ever harm himself, but I think a storm's a-comin'.

I am writing this text so that my responding to ONE OF MY OWN POSTS in order to prove that I correctly predicted this occurrence 3 weeks ago is not Jannied.

Jesus fuck.



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