Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[A Traveler]

My god that audio was a ride, and to think it was some normie that caught it. You must be a fucking spectacle in order for something like that to happen. That cop deserves a medal for not flogging the swine.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I am writing this text so that my responding to ONE OF MY OWN POSTS in order to prove that I correctly predicted this occurrence 3 weeks ago is not Jannied.

Jesus fuck.

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Further post content: Patrick is Fat.

Not to blow too much smoke up your ass, but you also speculated he may be abusive to Niki. After this chimpout (directed towards a female officer no less), reading the revised op, and (slowly) catching up with the thread, I think you’re on to something…

 

[Meat Target]

I dare say he chimped out immediately upon their arrival and was detained while they tried to figure out why this feral pig was acting like a loon.

If Pat got tased, would he have a heart attack, or would his blubber ignite?

 

[KingOfGains]

Here's the audio:

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And right off the bat he's screaming at the cops:

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

It's our piggy.

Other highlights:

"The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad using my name, using my phone number, using this specific address, saying that I had free pepperoni to give away that I made from the bodies of black children I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you guys came, banging on my door all night!"

"Stop talking! You don't know anything! Because you don't know anything! I've done everything I possibly fucking could to tell you (inaudible). And everyone involved."

NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN, ANY OF YOU! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up! It's in your notes! I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address - or, that address - which is 2611. This is 2613. Look it up! Do the minimal of your jobs! And never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots! Leave, never return! We will be talking to your supervisor. All of you. NEVER come here again!

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Edit: Someone on the OnAForums has made a better quality version with some of the background noise reduced:

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Also, for anyone who doesn't want to dig many pages back for context. A shooting was called in at Pat's place early Monday morning:

https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25
https://archive.ph/5vtgE
https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222060085
https://archive.ph/lr7vp

The audio is a result of that call and was recorded by one of Pat's neighbors. It sounds like a swatting but we have no official confirmation of that yet. Pat loves acting the victim on twitter and he's said nothing about this incident.

Sweet fucking Jesus. I missed out on a lot. This is fantastic. Piggy got tagged as a POI and handcuffed. Female officer was the one to cuff him. Dude gets violently mad after they take cuff off and tries to a t all manly to the female officer(Ill assume there was a male, but had his balls clipped). Fucking hilarious. However, the "LEAVE, AND NEVER RETURN!" was him acting out a part of a movie for sure. What a fat fucking spaz. Thanks Moon. You're doing Odin's work, and will have a place in Valhalla

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If the USDA graded this cut of meat, they would have to make a new level for something this delectable. Also, Pat should start reviewing cards from trading card games. This is wife's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card.

In Japan, it's known as NUMBERS 96: BLACK MIST. You know, the same that comes out of Niki's vagina.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

I don’t know if it’s been mentioned here, but reading through the Rascals comments on the other forum brought up a good point by Pringle Can Lothario. Fatty cakes may have an NCIC hazard warning on him for his behavior. If you’ve ever been out driving and seen a car pulled over with two or three responding units, there’s a good chance that citizen popped on NCIC. If there is a warning on Fat, we’ll likely see more episodes similar to this, since any future visits will likely be less civil.

It‘ll be hilarious if Rick actually got himself put on the coppers naughty list.

 

[NotFatChild]

Amazing.

Also, like others I can't believe he was swatted because 100% piggy would be crying about it on twitter. Whatever happened, he did it to himself hence the radio silence.

It took nearly a dozen hours before the farms and ona forums figured out what happened, most people just thought he was dead or blackout drunk on the couch again because that's the only other explanation for piggy not tweeting for an extended period.

 

[A Sunset]

It would suck to be just a regular cow and have people do gayops like this on you. On the other hand Patrick has had EVERY FUCKING CHANCE not to be an antagonistic idiot and just keeps doubling down. So it is inevitable at this point he is going to find people malicious enough to hear him squeal. As long as I had nothing to do with it I am fine with laughing at this.

It’s like with Ethan Ralph, sometimes I feel bad for him when he’s getting fucked with particularly harshly. Then I remember the years and years of bad decisions and asshole behavior that led to that point, and the consistently terrible decisions that continue the spiral.

Neither Pat nor Ralph ended up where they are by accident. Whether you’re being beaten in the Portuguese streets on livestream by a chav and having your giant gut exposed, or shrieking at the cops at 5am about grinding black kids into pepperoni.

Pat seems like the kind of person that will never, ever, ever admit fault, apologize or show humility about anything. And he found a group of people happy to troll the fuck out of him for perpetuity. It’s a self-induced forever-war that is clearly going to end with Fatrick in a padded cell, or being sodomized by Big Bubba after killing his wife because he thought she was secretly working with the Stalker Childs.

 

[Mentos]

All you had to do was say Norm was funny.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I think if the audio was clearer at this point we might have had a better idea of why they were there in the first place.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Amazing.

Also, like others I can't believe he was swatted because 100% piggy would be crying about it on twitter. Whatever happened, he did it to himself hence the radio silence.

It took nearly a dozen hours before the farms and ona forums figured out what happened, most people just thought he was dead or blackout drunk on the couch again because that's the only other explanation for piggy not tweeting for an extended period.

He is definitely cracking. Check out his Twitter statistics:

Note the colossal drop on the 24th. He's still trying to get his fix, clearly, but something bad definitely happened.

 

[NotFatChild]

He is definitely cracking. Check out his Twitter statistics:
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Note the colossal drop on the 24th. He's still trying to get his fix, clearly, but something bad definitely happened.

346 tweets on the 21st lmao, was it all one line copypasta replies to people?

 

[oramge cat]

Credit to Oopsie Doodles on onaforums for cleaning up the audio a little bit:

https://vocaroo.com/1mazt6vcysXR

Also, this is not a police recording (as evidenced by the fact that Pig was mid-meltdown when it started). Apparently he woke the neighborhood. If anyone local to Milwaukee can obtain the body cam, you will be blown before the jacuzzi. Online records requests for shithole Milwaukee go completely ignored. You need to show up in person.

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Also, credit to RobertMewler on the forums for transcribing the tape:

Even a retard like Ethan Ralph can handle a swatting without escalating or acting like a retard. I just recently watched a video of Ralph getting swatted in Vegas and he was just like "Oh yeah I'm an internet streamer, this shit happens, what am I being accused of?" while complying with their orders and not making a big fuss.

Come on Patrick, if a literal hollerin' hog can deal with this situation with a shred of dignity you should be able to manage this.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

And once again hijinks go down while I'm snoozing.

Seriously, I can't believe he tried to out-oink a cop. So sad to see pig-on-pig violence on the streets today. This fuckin' guy...

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Maybe Pat is lying (God knows he does that often) but the one thing that stuck out to me when listening to the tape again was that this was the fourth time the police paid piggy a visit. Now I'm not terribly versed on pig lore, but I didn't know this at all. He says the first was due to the craigslist ad (l-o-fucking-l) and we know about this one, so what about the other two times? Him burning down the Hooligans? Okay, still leaves one potentially unaccounted incident though. And Pat being Twitter silent on this is bizarre. Regardless of what actually happened, piggy was blaming the stalkers for it to the police. So why not oink about it on Twitter? This is all odd.

 

[Meat Target]

Even a retard like Ethan Ralph can handle a swatting without escalating or acting like a retard. I just recently watched a video of Ralph getting swatted in Vegas and he was just like "Oh yeah I'm an internet streamer, this shit happens, what am I being accused of?" while complying with their orders and not making a big fuss.

Come on Patrick, if a literal hollerin' hog can deal with this situation with a shred of dignity you should be able to manage this.

Ralph's a felon (for assaulting a cop) with a currently-suspended sentence. He can't afford to mouth off to a cop.

 

[RussianParasite]

I think Pat is unraveling because with each police interaction he suspects they are getting closer to the source of his first batch of pepperoni all those years ago.


I’ll give him credit— his coverup was second to none. However, I do believe that one day Lil Emmet will get justice at last.

 

[Satan McAllister]

I think Pat is unraveling because with each police interaction he suspects they are getting closer to the source of his first batch of pepperoni all those years ago.

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I’ll give him credit— his coverup was second to none. However, I do believe that one day Lil Emmet will get justice at last.

Ironically, Emmitt Till's birthday was July 25.

 

[AnOminous]

It‘ll be hilarious if Rick actually got himself put on the coppers naughty list.

I wouldn't be surprised if they assigned him a tard wrangler, like Tommy Tooter has. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they'd already assigned him a tard wrangler a year or two ago. If he always gets his calls sent to the same guy, he's got a tard wrangler.

Regardless of what actually happened, piggy was blaming the stalkers for it to the police. So why not oink about it on Twitter? This is all odd.

I don't think he even believed it was the atalkers at the time. That's just what he seized on as something to holler about.

It reminds me of the scene in Breaking Bad when Walt gets pulled over and starts screaming and yelling at the cop about how he shouldn't get a ticket because he was traumatized by a horrible plane crash (that he caused) and ends up getting tased. But way gayer and more lispy. And with more pepperoni.

 

[gaycunt]

Reading up on everything I missed over the last few months. God truly is real, and we serve him here on Kiwi Farms.