Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

"Dennis was a nice guy with his life together... But I'd need to be using my vibrator fucking five times a day ..."

I know many people say, "I hate Smug-tal" or "I hate Health Qween Chantal" but my god,
I hate Sex Kitten Cuntal the most.
We all know she can't reach her pussy and she's not interested in sex.
Well if shes telling the truth, LOL, then that vibrater is either ducktaped to the backscratcher or Peetx operated bc of the pathetic reach of her trex arms.
 
I do think Post villa arc will be very interesting, we will see the facade go completely and the "true" Chantal will come out. We are close to it but there's no panic yet.

And she's been so gravely ill, both mentally and physically for so long, that I don't think there will be a homeless arc.

* Inpatient institutionalization
* Jail/prison
* Death

@goddessalthena : You forgot the following games this pachyderm uses to craft her narratives:

* Dream Date
* Girl Talk
* Meet Me at the Mall
* Heartthrob
* Telephone Tag
 
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Hopefully this supposed 'date' she has, stood her disgusting ass up, and thats why she is pissy.
I mean, I have seen a lot of shit in my days, but I have never seen men flock to a cow like they supposedly do to Chinny. Its like an alternate universe in her fat eggplant head.
 
Dating apps are rife with scammers, so I do not doubt that she is getting hit up right and left with her fatfishing photos and she is too stupid to realize that a lot of these men aren't real. She is so easy to flatter that it never occurs to her that they are as real as her selfies that she's sending them. That is why she is "talking" to all these guys who are "hot" but the "dates" never happen. They are stringing her along but she is flat ass broke because she busted her channel by getting it yeeted and Nader. When her channel came back the midroll adds never populated on her old videos, so the only adds are at the beginning/end. She's too lazy and "busy" to fix that. Now, she's yeeting all of her live streams to keep from getting her channel yeeted again. So, there goes the revenue from that. While she probably is getting hit on a lot because the adage that "fat girls are easy" tends to be true, few of the guys that are hitting on her are actually real.

Then we have the real ones. I will never forget the real Nick. The Nick that had her so giddy after their meeting and 15 minute kissing/gunt grab session that she was floating. Then, he tried to let her down easy and the first whisps of how stalker crazy she was came out. She was already planning their fucking wedding and they'd only just met. She got so upset and he eventually had to block her ass. She acted like she couldn't figure out why, but anyone with a brain knew that something more had to be going on than just him postponing dates. That 3 week trip to the trap house when Nader wouldn't answer her calls showed us what Nick was running from. You don't not answer Chantal. I imagine all of the new guys that are real and meet her are like Nick: horrified. She looks nothing like her pics and then there is the smell. If they get in her car, lord have mercy on their poor unfortunate souls. If they go out to dinner, they have to watch her eat enough for a family of four, fart, belch, and wheeze giggle. If they walk anywhere, they have to worry that they're going to have to call EMS to come help her. Who in their right mind is going to want a second date.

And her dissing a 4 hour date says a lot about her mindset. She doesn't have a clue about adult responsibilities because she is still living like a child. She doesn't have a job she has to get up for. She doesn't have appointments that she actually keeps. She doesn't have friends that she wants to see. For her, spending an entire night with someone is nothing. Also, normal adults have learned from the mistakes of others that there are insane people on the internet and to watch out for them. Maybe get to know people slowly. You'd think after Nader MAYBE she'd want to do that. But...NOPE...get pissed that someone wants to get to know you for more than your gonads. *facepalm* I personally keep hoping for the Chantal vs. a serial killer arc, but I think even a serial killer would NOPE the fuck out of this situation. First, he'd have to get through all of the fat. Second, trying to do anything with the bloated beached whale of a body would be too much trouble. When even a serial killer wouldn't want you, you really do have to evaluate your life choices. So sayeth the wee hedge.
 
Call me a miserable cunt but I loathe when gunty is trying to pass herself off like a dainty and sophisticated woman by using the low bmi voice, words like "boutique" and "decolletage" and filtering the shit out of her self. In her last lives, she denied fatfishing and stated that she totes looks like that in real life. She even asked one of her "dates".
Has she forgotten, that thousands of ppl has seen her:
  • burping
  • farting
  • shitting herself
  • choke on noodles. Twice(I almost cried when she made it)
  • her gross flabby body
  • her gross howel
  • the nasty crackhead she fucked
  • all the horrors of her sexlife, both the real and invented
  • her insane bpd rages
  • generally being a gross nasty human
Shes a cross between a clowncar crash and a dumpster fire. Its all online and she still thinks shes a catch.
ETA its still hilarious as fuck that shes that delusional. May the milk forever flow.
 
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Back on the road.
 
Jesus, her filter are struggling and failing. It failed with her upper body: we see her actual face and arms but its trying to compress her body. It amazes me how much the filters distort her face and chest, they stretch / elongate her face to appear more oval and slim when she has a much fuller moon face than ALR. She’s approaching pre-hospital stay Lies by Jen without the filters. No way she’s 340 lbs not even if she was on the moon 🌝
 
Call me a miserable cunt but I loathe when gunty is trying to pass herself off like a dainty and sophisticated woman by using the low bmi voice, words like "boutique" and "decolletage" and filtering the shit out of her self. In her last lives, she denied fatfishing and stated that she totes looks like that in real life. She even asked one of her "dates".
Has she forgotten, that thousands of ppl has seen her:
  • burping
  • farting
  • shitting herself
  • choke on noodles. Twice(I almost cried when she made it)
  • her gross flabby body
  • her gross howel
  • the nasty crackhead she fucked
  • all the horrors of her sexlife, both the real and invented
  • her insane bpd rages
  • generally being a gross nasty human
Shes a cross between a clowncar crash and a dumpster fire. Its all online and she still thinks shes a catch.
ETA its still hilarious as fuck that shes that delusional. May the milk forever flow.

Don't forget her:

* Actual belching like a man on a week-long Stoli bender
* Drunk and slurring
* Being a creepy, greasy sex pest while drunk, high, or crunk
* Vomiting. Not cleaning it up
* Her STD's
* Her BV and yeast infections
* Her Color Out of Space Uygur Yurt underpants Nader held up
* Food and dandruff stained clothes stretched out of recognizable shape
* Boogers
* Her BAWSS ASS BITCH persona (slightly different from a rage)
 
Jesus, her filter are struggling and failing. It failed with her upper body: we see her actual face and arms but its trying to compress her body. It amazes me how much the filters distort her face and chest, they stretch / elongate her face to appear more oval and slim when she has a much fuller moon face than ALR. She’s approaching pre-hospital stay Lies by Jen without the filters. No way she’s 340 lbs not even if she was on the moon 🌝
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An amazing difference. This is why she rarely gets a “second date” even from the pay-to-lay immigrants.
 
"Dennis was a nice guy with his life together... But I'd need to be using my vibrator fucking five times a day ..."

I know many people say, "I hate Smug-tal" or "I hate Health Qween Chantal" but my god,
I hate Sex Kitten Cuntal the most.
We all know she can't reach her pussy and she's not interested in sex.

Someone asked her if she gave the 22 year old a TV yet. She said,
"No, I just gave him an iPad. No, I'm just joking. I give an electronic to all of my fucking boyfriends. No, only the bummy ones. I never had to give anything to BB or Peetz really. We kinda just split of everything..."
Is she calling the Cuban guy a bummy boyfriend? She's such a freak.
Stuff like this just makes me cringe. The only women who masturbate five fucking times a day are in treatment for sex addiction or are fat lying sacks of crap who think every middle-aged woman is engaging in a Samantha Jones larp and have no clue how actual sane women live their lives. God help us all, she should be so lucky that any man with his life together would see her more than a fetish hole or a source of electronics and she acts like she is too good for him because she is the sexiest sexy sexer and needs all the sex all the time or at least five times a day. If she wasn't such a piece of shit she would have girlfriends to tell her she sounds ridiculous when she says idiotic stuff like this.

She really does exist in a fantasy land where one can be "good" at starfishing, a derogatory term for someone who is too lazy, drunk, or immobile to be a passable sex partner. She without an ounce of irony or self-awareness earnestly told everyone that Nader advised her the best way to "kiss a wiener" is pretend it is the barrel of a gun and she is sucking the bullets out and that she is now a BJ Queen since mastering that... "technique." She managed to do reverse cowgirl - god only knows how - and felt herself such a sex genius that she wanted to start a podcast to help people with fat sex or some such shit. Some dude cheating on his girlfriend fucked her for two minutes and she breathlessly proclaimed it the best sex she has ever had and that he played her body like a violin. More like fucking tuba.

How can anyone who spends her life online not know how fucking stupid they sound when they say shit like this? Girls in junior high can tell more realistic stories about sex than Chantal.

ETA: Speak of the devil and she will annoy. See @Oliveoil’s post directly below. Hey Chantal, tell us you have no clue about adult sexual mores without telling us you have no clue about adult sexual mores. It’s not cute, sexy or amusing to see a 450 pound unwashed woman who probably didn’t take enough meds to cure her STIs rat-facing with a bottle of lube.
 
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