Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Bob Abooey]

"I have been suffocated #to death by my tub trumpet and I'm tweeting from limbo because I need burial #money, the cats need wet food, and the snake needs #treats so it doesn't eat my body before I'm buried. #RoeVWade #IWillNotBeSilenced"

You forgot additional begging for her VERY essential items for her burial.

She NEEDS a coloring book and coloring pencils to cope with her death, and a burial kimono. Also some fuzzy slippers.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I know many people like Polissa and Josh, as I'm sure many of you do especially if you live in the south. People like them, who always seem to very vocal about their relationship are always up to some shady shit. They're divorcing under the guise of government benefits. I'm placing a bet that one or both of them will cheat within the year. Josh most likely will physically cheat since he has the excuse of going to work to leave the house. Polissa will emotionally cheat with whatever fat fetishist she can find online. Or like a big number of emotionally stunted adultchildren they'll soon be in open or poly relationships.

My bet is on poly. They look like every ugly white trash couple I’ve known to go that route.

I cannot wrap my head around someone saying "we have eggs and ground beef and no food." You have food. You have high quality food. Imagine having eggs and ground beef and basic spices and complaining that you're all out of Mello Yello and Hot Pockets.

Sounds like you have enough for a meatloaf Polly.

Aren't kitchens also full of felons? Like McDonald's and other fast food joints are some of the only places that'll take felons without throwing their applications straight into the trash.

I'm not saying that Josh is a felon, but the lack of drug testing in that industry could be a reason for that.

kitchens take felons and so do most trade Jobs. Josh of course is too lazy to work an actual trade where he would make good money.

 

[Melankia]

This is true. PL My SO has worked in restaurants for years (including some high end places) they NEVER drug test, there was a few times someone got sent home for being too high on the job but beyond that nobody gave a fuck.

Saw this on Reddit and was reminded of PollyView attachment 3532322

I know no cow-tipping but I’d love to see someone tweet this to her next time she bitches about no food.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

What's the bet Josh is fired sometime in the first three months for calling out "sick" at the last minute to take care of Polissa's post surgery nonsense?

Three months? I doubt he will last three weeks. They've already been begging for gas money.

We really should get a poll on how long until Josh loses this job.

I'm counting days. Call me an optimist, but I do think he'll get through his first shift before starting a fight with his manager.

I have a poll up! You have seven days to vote!

Since she claims that items were "bought" from her hysterectomy list, here is the updated version. Featuring:

Gummy vitamins and brain tampons!



Two more nightgowns and card games!



More colored pencils and another kimono!



Uterus compression socks!



And more shit she can get cheaper elsewhere!



Meanwhile Dobby's stuff is still in or were added again to the "Sanctuary" wishlist

 

[A-Stump]

The most egregious thing in that list is the Mattel card game set for $27. You can get the generics of each for $1 at Dollar Tree. You can get the real thing for like $5 nearly anywhere. Or hey use your PHONE to play it on ANY NUMBER OF SITES. Maybe she thinks it's an e-begging machine and serves no other purpose. This lady is such a cockpocket.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The most egregious thing in that list is the Mattel card game set for $27. You can get the generics of each for $1 at Dollar Tree. You can get the real thing for like $5 nearly anywhere. Or hey use your PHONE to play it on ANY NUMBER OF SITES. Maybe she thinks it's an e-begging machine and serves no other purpose. This lady is such a cockpocket.

Don't you know that dollar stores are for peasants? Polissa can't have that kind of trash!!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Don't you know that dollar stores are for peasants? Polissa can't have that kind of trash!!

There are a lot of mommy bloggers on YouTube that shop for groceries there. I noticed a bunch of them are doing these "feed my entire family for a week for $20" videos. Maybe one of her relatives should nut up and recommend some of those to her.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Those are two-person card games. Who’s she going to play with in hospital?

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Polissa is one of those people who think she's very smart because she's one of the smarter people she knows. Except everyone she knows is legit exceptional because she lives in, apparently, Dumbfuck, Alabama. Compared to her husband she's a brain trust, but she's nowhere near smart enough to complete basic high school math.

I cannot wrap my head around someone saying "we have eggs and ground beef and no food." You have food. You have high quality food. Imagine having eggs and ground beef and basic spices and complaining that you're all out of Mello Yello and Hot Pockets.

There is no situation in which I won't complain about not having enough Hot Pockets

 

[HeinzBeanz]

Those are two-person card games. Who’s she going to play with in hospital?

You know she's gonna guilt trip Josh into quitting his job to take care of her (if he is still employed at the time of her surgery date)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

They complained that they only had ground beef. Ground beef is so expensive right now. That's not like buying ground chicken or ground turkey because it's cheaper per pound. Break it apart and season it different ways, and you got some good shit to eat even on its own. Nothing wrong with hamburger steak. Someone else suggested meatloaf. I'm not the most creative with my food but it looks like we're running circles around the "talented cook" in that department.

Those are two-person card games. Who’s she going to play with in hospital?

Especially if Josh is supposed to be working. Would she try to make her roommate play with her, assuming she gets one at all?

I can't wait for the inevitable shitstorm when she's told that she has to go home day of or next morning. It will be incredible.

 

[A-Stump]

Sounds like someone could have afforded taco night and was doing a bit of fibbin'

 

[HeinzBeanz]

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Sounds like someone could have afforded taco night and was doing a bit of fibbin'

I searched "Walmart Florence AL" and then found a dozen eggs for $2.92 and a gallon of water for $1.08. So even when she knows she's broke, she still avoids the cheapest items. I would attach screenshots but I'm a newfag on mobile and I don't want to annoy others with pics of eggs and water

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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Sounds like someone could have afforded taco night and was doing a bit of fibbin'

She wasn't finished with this rant:



The idea of her adding chickens to the hoard made me shudder. It'd also be an added expense to add chicken feed if she was actually gonna pay to take care of the animals herself. How would she protect them from the cats or local predators? Etc etc. At least this is hopefully only hypothetical.

I searched "Walmart Florence AL" and then found a dozen eggs for $2.92 and a gallon of water for $1.08. So even when she knows she's broke, she still avoids the cheapest items. I would attach screenshots but I'm a newfag on mobile and I don't want to annoy others with pics of eggs and water

If that's the case, then the basic eggs are cheaper in her area than they are here atm. Which is interesting considering that whenever I checked her prices they were generally similar to what's in my area.

Polly revealing more streaming services that she either has the passwords to or are paying for herself:



A look at @toilet_rainbow's reaction to Josh crying over 1883, the prequel to Yellowstone

Polly revealing more streaming services that she either has the passwords to or are paying for herself. Stranger Things is on Netflix, 1883 is on Paramount Plus. So far she's mentioned watching shows on Hulu and Disney Plus as well.

She's also tracking people that have bought/been added to her list. Another reason to not buy stuff for her.





Yeah she definitely yelled at someone for getting the Spaghetti Os late. There's just no way she didn't.

She still thinks that she'll be in the hospital for 5 days.



"I need nightgownS" but she'll be wearing a hospital gown the entire day?

I pity the nurses that will have to deal with Polissa's inevitable chimping out. They don't get paid enough for that.

 

[Totallyunknown]

To be fair, I pay for zero streaming services and routinely watch .. pretty much anything I want on pirate streaming websites. It costs downloading an ad blocker. You can usually pull these up on android boxes or game consoles or Google chromecast to watch on TV. Even some of the dumbest fellow poors I've known have utilized this technique.

One could chastise her for consuming content she didn't pay for but that one is not me. She is still both gross and dumb and a poor caretaker.

 

[glass_houses]

To be fair, I pay for zero streaming services and routinely watch .. pretty much anything I want on pirate streaming websites. It costs downloading an ad blocker. You can usually pull these up on android boxes or game consoles or Google chromecast to watch on TV. Even some of the dumbest fellow poors I've known have utilized this technique.

One could chastise her for consuming content she didn't pay for but that one is not me. She is still both gross and dumb and a poor caretaker.

I pay for a couple of streaming services, and both of them I share with relatives and housemates. I'm a poor, but my income is stable rn, and I believe that a consumer of other people's creativity has the moral obligation to pay for the bare minimum they can afford. That said, I fly the Jolly Roger with the best of them when things get tough or hard to find, and if my income gets unstable again, entertainment will be the first thing to get knifed.

If my income was as half as unstable as Polissa claims, I absolutely would not have any streaming services, period. Not only is it an unneeded extravagance, it's a billing risk. If you're on a tiny budget, any unexpected bill is an utter disaster. What happens if your barely affordable streaming service has a billing hiccup and accidentally bills you twice, and then flatly refuses to refund you until the end of the month? You're already barely subsisting on plain rice and Devon loaf, do you just stop eating at all for a week and hope that will cover it? That streaming service may seem like it's the only thing in your miserable life that takes the pain away, but is it worth the risk of not being able to eat if Diane in Accounts fucks up again?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

To be fair, I pay for zero streaming services and routinely watch .. pretty much anything I want on pirate streaming websites. It costs downloading an ad blocker. You can usually pull these up on android boxes or game consoles or Google chromecast to watch on TV. Even some of the dumbest fellow poors I've known have utilized this technique.

One could chastise her for consuming content she didn't pay for but that one is not me. She is still both gross and dumb and a poor caretaker.

If she’s sharing the passwords, it’s one thing. If she’s paying while claiming to be so unstable then it’s another. I don’t know which is the case with these two services. She also claims to have only one phone and she regularly stays up into the wee hours of the morning streaming. Animals, what’re those?

I guess e beggar Queen Kyttie Von Toyye and her collecting “monthly sacrifices” like they’re Pokémon kinda fucked with my head. Her list of subscriptions while claiming she was almost homeless is the stuff of legend.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

She's also tracking people that have bought/been added to her list. Another reason to not buy stuff for her.

Does she have reserving items turned off? Because it would be a damn shame if someone reserved all the items on her list and never bought them.*

*Reserving items removes them from the wishlist and basically puts them in limbo. The person who reserved the items has (I think) a month to purchase the items until they show back up on the list.

The idea of her adding chickens to the hoard made me shudder. It'd also be an added expense to add chicken feed if she was actually gonna pay to take care of the animals herself. How would she protect them from the cats or local predators? Etc etc. At least this is hopefully only hypothetical.

Chickens require a decent amount of work and money to initially set them up properly. After that, it's fairly smooth sailing and require minimum work. Of course the minimum would still be considered too much for our welfare queen Polissa. But it is a rewarding hobby if you like chickens and you basically have a never ending supply of food. If Polissa had chickens she would still cry about starving and how she doesn't want to eat anymore eggs. Imagine the stink of her home if she did consume a plethora of eggs.

 

[Yeast Beast]

The idea of a FIVE DAY stay for a hysterectomy is blowing my mind. Even if it was done with an open abdominal incision which they almost never are anymore, she probably still wouldn’t be there for five days. Heck, I think most hysterectomies are outpatient these days, or overnight at the most.

Is she just gonna whine so they keep her? Those poor nurses.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I'd honestly recommend putting in the thread title "Put down a traumatized (or brain damaged) dog because it had an ear infection". Just something about the fact Bella was not exactly a normal dog, and Polissa just did nothing about the potential brain damage and obvious PTSD she had.