YouChew / YellowTealPurple / Other YouTube Poop cults - "Muh YTP community," progenitors of totalitarian wokeness with a higher death toll than the Farms, 'authoritative' arbiters on silly internet videos, degenerate psychopaths obsessed with grooming and trooning kids.

Oh goody, I left that place.

I got tired of all the horseshit. One member once tried arguing that you don't need gender dysphoria to be transgender (as in, you don't need to have a mismatch between your sex and gender to be someone who wants to be the opposite gender. what.), some people actually sourced dailyfeminism for their arguments, and all the bullshit surrounding Ted's "ableism"... yeah after a certain point I said fuck this, why do I even bother coming.
oh my god, i used to go there.
and from what this sounds like, i am so glad it left.
i just remember how it was with the occasional moron, it's to be expected.
please let this be like an isolated case, and not an indication of the forums at large
 
I know we have a YouChew thread but I just found this fucking thing and it didn't seem to fit specifically within that thread, so I wanted to go ahead and create a more general thread to cover some of this other bullshit. It came from the YouTube Poop subreddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubepoop/comments/2w05ps/how_youtube_poop_nearly_ruined_my_life/

Here's the whole thing in its entirety. DrHotelMario gets a mention.

Hi there. I'm a former youtube pooper. I used to be one of those guys that made weird mindfucks on the weird side of the internet. Sauce jokes, sentence mixing, you name it. I've probably done it. I was semi-famous, around 500 subscribers really ain't that much, but it was pretty cool to see that one half of a thousand people liked my stuff.

But behind the scenes, behind all this crazy internet shit, I was in a living hell. As KatanaSoul once said, "sadly, real life is more important." I never knew how true that statement was until I started my Junior year of high school this past August.

My real name is Johnny Carver. I go to a small private school in Kansas. When I first saw YTP when I was still in 8th grade, I always wanted to get into it and try to be the next CS188 or BarneyisPerverted. I started in 8th grade with a very low quality Smosh YTP, which is now long gone from the memories of my channel. After a while, I tried to make another YTP while listening to music and playing TF2. When I tried to enter a server, my computer crashed and it never worked again. I had to rely on my old 2007 Compaq laptop. The screen didn't worked. No one in my house knew the administrator password. We couldn't hack our way in cause the external monitor only worked after all the start-up junk. And I was in the middle of hosting a collab, so this was just what I needed. All I had left was iMovie on my dad's new Macbook Air. The collab was okay, it's gone as well, but working on it was a waste of my time. My freshman year of high school started and I was on a rocky road. I was a big time nerd, so everyone I talked to either thought I was weird or a just plain confused person. Yea, I have/had one of those mental diagnoses that begin with the letter 'A', but I'm not telling what it is.

After a while, it came time for one particular YTP source's birthday. That particular source was a British children's poet by the name of Michael Rosen. Michael started the "We're Going on a _____ hunt, what a beautiful day, we're not scared" trope in children's media. He also wrote many poems for kids, as well. One day, Michael had the bright idea of performing poems from one of his poem collections, "The Hypnotiser", and putting them onto YouTube. This was back when YouTube wasn't as mainstream as it is now, so when YTPers saw these poems, and the potential they had, they abused them to DEATH. I mean, there are YTPers nowadays that are DEVOTED to Michael Rosen YTPs.

So when it came time for the Michael Rosen 67th Birthday Collab, the previous host, AntiTroll1000, asked if anyone would host it. I volunteered and the rest is history, right? WRONG. There were so many entries. An hour and a half of plum jokes. Click nice jokes. Windmills. I'll just accept all the entries, I thought.

It would be harder than I thought. At the time I started accepting entries for the collab, my school's baseball season started. We were one of the best small-class teams in the entire state. No joke. I was a freshman, so I didn't get to play much, but still, it was a blast. At the same time though, I was in the school play. It was an original play that our school's president wrote about 10 years before for a drama club in North Carolina. And I got one of the main parts, so I was excited. So in all, I was juggling this collab, baseball season, and the school play. It was hard, but I managed for the first few weeks.

Then something scary happened. Around the week of the Boston Marathon bombings, I started having stomach problems. I couldn't eat or drink anything for 5 days. Everyone was worried sick about me. No pun intended. My friend Brooke had everyone at the school sign a "Get Well Soon" card that I still have in my room today. Along with that, she gave me the Hobbit movie, which had just recently came out on DVD. But despite all that, the stomach problems continued for months. It kept me from baseball, the play, hell, even the god-forsaken collab I was supposed to be running.

With everything that was going on, I couldn't contain it all. I had to drop the play so that I could focus more on baseball. But even that wasn't good enough.

I ended up delaying the collab for a few days, but even the YTPers wouldn't have it. They demanded AntiTroll1000 take over and upload the collab in my place. If you look on his channel, my collab was the last thing that he uploaded.

It ended up being the best decision; my baseball team went on to get 4th in the state tournament. My stomach problems eased up at the beginning of my sophomore year. Everything was going fine.

However, I still wanted to make YTP so badly. I saw so much potential in so many videos I saw, I just had to do something. January came, and my mom had just given me her old school laptop. Dell Inspiron circa 2004. It was utter shit. But it was perfect. The thing ran slower than molasses, but I finally ended up making my first full YTP in more than a year. Problem: I did it all on Super Bowl Sunday. Whoops. Missed the big game for THAT.

Around February I heard there was another collab going on called the "Clean Rosen Collab 2", hosted by RootNegativeSixteen. I decided to make an entry, and it got accepted into Part 3 of 2. Hoo boy. I'm gonna have to make some adjustments if I'm gonna make it big in this industry.

My aunt gave me her old laptop because it wasn't working sound-wise. I fixed the sound like that, but I never heard from her about returning the laptop. I ended up keeping it, a Dell Inspiron 1750, and put an Apple sticker over the Dell logo, because why not, and named it Big Blue. I didn't name it Big Blue, I just wanted to make this story seem more interesting than it really is.

Finally, the time for the 68th Birthday Collab came. I made the entry 2 months before it was due. I was proud of myself, too, because it literally took me all night to finish. A few days later, April Fools Day came to be, and DrHotelMario, one of the YTPer I was subscribed to at the time, uploaded an April Fools' Collab. In the description it said that the collab was organized on Twitter.

Twitter? I haven't used Twitter in ages. If I use Twitter again, then maybe I'll have a better chance of being a famous YTPer! I quickly joined. There I met a lot of YTPers. RootNeg, Jack Duce, ThePlamzJoker, Dylancliff111, SerialK86, RobGBA, and a whole lot more. I was basking in internet.

Then came when I hit 100 subscribers. It was almost Easter Sunday, so I thought for my 100 subscriber special, I would make a YTP that revolved around Christianity. I'm living in a baptist home so I thought, that would make sense. I'll just use one of my mom's old Donut Man tapes and see what goes from there. I started thinking on other things to poop for my 100 sub special. I ended up pooping one particular source that would inspire so many other YTPers to make it an official youtube poop source. The source I am talking about.....is VeggieTales.

The video blew up. It got so many views, I was so humbled. I decided to make another VeggieTales YTP for the lolz. It did just as well.

My personal life, however, was going down the drain. My grades were failing miserably. I just barely passed all of them. I ran away and cried after I thought I failed my Chemistry final. I missed the final after school lunch with my class. Our baseball team did worse then ever. Me? I just brushed all that off my shoulder and continued YTPing.

I spent the entirety of my summer working on my next VeggieTales YTP. I pooped and pooped and pooped. Meanwhile, Twitter was becoming the YTP official hangout. Some YTPers made a big fuss over who could sentence mix the best so I made a compilation video, it's gone now, but the playlist is here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyspsL3tY3tcQ_9PopdvK9DSQvo5CpSJ3 The private videos are mine.

After a whole summer of pooping, I finally released my 3rd and final VeggieTales YTP at a hotel in McLean, VA. I'm surprised they didn't confiscate my laptop. Even so, it was-and still is-my best YTP I've made to date.

Meanwhile, some of the YTPers started using Skype.

I abused Skype along with Twitter and had an internet threesome. We did Rosen Skype Calls and we also did Prank Calls, it was so fun. Here's another playlist if you feel so obliged: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsXHQ2Rj0mHs3TSbyhTuAGoU7yqo9C4Ps

Things were going awesome on the internet. But in the real world...I was in a living hell.

I quote from my pastebin post: "The first week was great, and then right after that, everything went down the drain. My soccer team won its first two games, then went on to go 4-12-0 (w/l/d) for reasons we are still pondering. Throughout the quarter, my grades were hanging by a thread in all five of my main classes. I managed, but I ended up being ineligible for most of the second quarter.

But the worst part is my social life. You see, I am not a popular kid at school. I don't WISH to be popular, I just want everyone at school to stop looking down on me. And that's exactly what my Junior class is doing. They claim to have been more close as a class, being more friendly to each other and hanging out more often, thinking they're probably the best class in the school so far.

To which I say: BOLLOCKS.

Our class is, as far as I know, the absolute most HATED class in the school right now. I've talked to all my non-Junior friends, and they all think our class sucks. And, to an extent, I can see why. The Junior class is firstly made up of snooty rich girls that think they're so cool, it nauseates me. Second, there's only 6 guys in the class, myself included and two of them new, who talk about nothing but video games (Me and another guy being an exception). The rest of the class are both frowned upon and shunned, but are welcomed by everyone else in the school. And even though I'm a guy, and I hang out with the more rich kids, I fall into that latter category. The Juniors all look down on me whilst THEY are the ones being looked down upon. Even by the Sophmores. The Freshmen? Eh, they've still got a lot to learn.

I wanted to help my school out, and I'm even thinking about running for class president (even though I know no one will vote for me).

What does this all have to do with YTP? Simple: YOUTUBE POOPING HAS BEEN GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY SOCIAL LIFE.

Yes. I have a social life outside of YTP. Hard to believe, but true. And looking back, my life has been an absolute mess ever since I came back to YTPing full time. I don't have a job, I don't have a phone (Thankfully I do now), I don't have my learner's permit, all because YTP has gotten in the way of my strive to get all those things."

At this time I was hosting two collabs, and I was hosting one myself, but I care about my life, and I want to look back at my high school career and say, "Man, those were the days." BUT THEN I COULDN'T, because I'd been making some 70 year old British guy say "Fuck her right in the SnanS" for most of my high school career. I didn't want people thinking bad of me anymore, and YTP had done nothing for me but make it worse. Also, to be honest, I kind of felt like everyone was worshipping Michael Rosen by being in this community, and I hated thinking of it like that."

I wanted to be free. I wanted a good life. I didn't know how to escape.

Then after a while, things got really....personal.

You know that scene in Nin10Doh! to the 64th Power where the Star Fox crew started some stupid voice call drama? Yea. That's where this is all leading up to.

SO much drama occurred on Skype and on Twitter, some people spammed the Skype chat so we all had to leave, so many people thought about leaving YTP for good, including myself.

Finally, for reasons I STILL don't know about, some of the YTPers started losing respect for me. I wasn't sure what was going on. Maybe I did something? I don't remember. I tried to get everyone back together again but they just laughed at my attempts. I left the YTP community for a little while. I came back a few days later because guilt took over. I apologized to the poopers, and some of them accepted my apology. Others, not so much. I tried to clear everything up and I guess everyone seemed happy with it. Well, except for one person. I won't say his name, but he was always an asshole to the community. He always liked to joke around with us, and sometimes it got annoying. But enough about him. After I cleared everything up, I finally said, "I'm sorry. End of rant. Any questions?" The first statement I saw was from that guy.

"Go fuck yourself."

That was the last. fucking. straw.

I raged so hard it would make Phil Fish look like Shigeru Miyamoto. I closed my Twitter, my Youtube, my Google+, My Youchew profile, EVERYTHING was gone. Done. Finished. I couldn't take it anymore.

After the smoke was cleared, I felt this relief inside me. I was free. Free from all the Rosen jokes. Free from all the Sauce jokes. No more. I could live my life now. I was free. And nowadays, I'm perfectly fine with my life right now. My grades are better, my sports teams are doing better, I suppose, My social life has gotten better as well.

So if anyone reading this are even thinking about making YTPs, I have one piece of advice: Don't make it your full priority. You have a life outside of YTP. If you end up making YTP the number one thing in your life, things will go downhill for you majorly. Do your homework. Get a job. Make some friends, why don't you. If you do any if not all of these things while keeping YTP as a simple hobby, your life will be ten times easier.

Learn from my mistakes. YTP shouldn't be taken seriously. It never was serious to begin with, and it probably never will be.

~YoungJay97 (YoungJ1997lol)

PS: Stu, if you're reading this, you're a cool bastard and I always looked up to you.
 
Now I wonder how many YTP'ers hit skid row like this individual. Jesus Christ.
I know that many of the some of more notable ones barely make poops anymore, so quite a few, I presume. This coming from someone who dabbled in poops himself before quitting outright.

As for the poops themselves, they're good for the odd laugh if you're willing to ignore how toxic the people making them tend to be. But even then, that's a crapshoot. As @Abethedemon pointed out, the Skooks series are some of, if not the best, in my opinion, poops out there. But most of them are pretty terrible.
 
I've never interacted with the YT community. I do remember how mobrostudio mentioned some issues with some pooper who I forgot the name of. Essentially, his problem was that since he was a well recognized pooper, he started to grow and ego and thought he made the best poops since he was the most popular. I don't know if this drama is over and if he's still popular, but if anyone could clarify it would be nice.
 
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