Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[SpergioLeonne]

My wife was pregnant at the time it became available, so neither of us wanted to volunteer our still in utero kid to be a test monkey.

My position was that if my work was actually going to make me get it or get fired, I’d get it. But before that happened, there were some cases that derailed the mandate train.

So me, my wife and my 1.5 year old kid are pure bloods. Covid wasn’t even noteworthy when I got it, it was less bad than seasonal flu.

Wife’s pregnant again, so it didn’t eat my balls or whatever that was people were saying about it.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan Congrats, you're eligible!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan Congrats, you're eligible!

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I keep telling you, despite your fantasy, I am not a tranny. Now please stop asking me for nudes

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I keep telling you, despite your fantasy, I am not a tranny. Now please stop asking me for nudes

If I wanted your nudes I'd use my Russian spy satellite to snap a picture of you from space, fatty.

Now why aren't you vaccinated for monkeypox yet, chud? Do you want to kill grandpa?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If I wanted your nudes I'd use my Russian spy satellite to snap a picture of you from space, fatty.

Now why aren't you vaccinated for monkeypox yet, chud? Do you want to kill grandpa?

Lol you keep asking for them, are you planning to sell them to recoup some of your losses from that crypto pump and dump scam you fell for?

CDC doesn't recommend straight males in a monogamous relationship get a monkeypox vaccine, and unlike you, I don't claim to know more about a disease than they do.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Lol you keep asking for them, are you planning to sell them to recoup some of your losses from that crypto pump and dump scam you fell for?

CDC doesn't recommend straight males in a monogamous relationship get a monkeypox vaccine, and unlike you, I don't claim to know more about a disease than they do.

The only way you can make money with your nudes is to threaten to show them to people if they don't pay you to go away.

Also you may be considering yourself to be a straight male in a monogamous relationship, but what about your boyfriend?

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Wife’s pregnant again, so it didn’t eat my balls or whatever that was people were saying about it.

Congrats!

We had our first one when covid started out of concerns that it would effect fertility. Second one just sort of happened.

It's tough when they are both young but as they get older and can play with each other it becomes much easier (or at least that's what I've been telling myself)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The only way you can make money with your nudes is to threaten to show them to people if they don't pay you to go away.

Also you may be considering yourself to be a straight male in a monogamous relationship, but what about your boyfriend?

Yet you keep pming me, asking for them.

It's cute how you still pretend to be Russian because retards on /pol/ told you Russians are "based" even though you let it slip that you live in the US a few months ago

You really need to stop believing everything /pol/ tells you. You fell for Q and then lost your life savings to a crypto scam on 4chan.

I know it upsets you that I am not into dudes, but I am sorry. It's cool that you're gay, I am fine with gay people, but that ain't my thing.

 

[AnOminous]

Now why aren't you vaccinated for monkeypox yet, chud? Do you want to kill grandpa?

Do you think other people fuck their grandfather because you do? Because I have to inform you it actually isn't normal. You're probably the only one who does that.

 

[Lady Bizness]

My wife was pregnant at the time it became available, so neither of us wanted to volunteer our still in utero kid to be a test monkey.

My position was that if my work was actually going to make me get it or get fired, I’d get it. But before that happened, there were some cases that derailed the mandate train.

So me, my wife and my 1.5 year old kid are pure bloods. Covid wasn’t even noteworthy when I got it, it was less bad than seasonal flu.

Wife’s pregnant again, so it didn’t eat my balls or whatever that was people were saying about it.

The only reason I got the vaccine was because of work and I regret it.

Spoiler: Not vaxing my kid either

The weird rashes and out of wack cycle has only now abated. I lie to my work that I've had the booster since they aren't checking that card anymore. I'm so glad I had my child beforehand, and am sweating bullets every time a vaccine for little kids is announced. I'm about to quit my job and raise this kid in a tree house in the woods if public school requires it. I'm not against the other vaccines, it's just the covid one in particular is weird and completely unnecessary.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Yet you keep pming me, asking for them.

It's cute how you still pretend to be Russian because retards on /pol/ told you Russians are "based" even though you let it slip that you live in the US a few months ago

You really need to stop believing everything /pol/ tells you. You fell for Q and then lost your life savings to a crypto scam on 4chan.

I know it upsets you that I am not into dudes, but I am sorry. It's cool that you're gay, I am fine with gay people, but that ain't my thing.

So in other words, you're at risk of getting and spreading monkeypox, but you won't get vaccinated because you're scared of a little jab.

Also you don't have to be gay to get monkeypox, bro. That's just an alt-right conspiracy. You can get monkeypox without being gay, all it takes for your male sexual partner to have monkeypox.

Do you think other people fuck their grandfather because you do? Because I have to inform you it actually isn't normal. You're probably the only one who does that.

I just said for him to not be selfish, yet your first association was fucking elderly relatives. Sure glad I don't have to see your family gatherings. How do you decide who plays the banjo while you all are jerking each other off in a circle?

 

[Wormy]

GODS will you two just hook up and cornhole each other already....

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

GODS will you two just hook up and cornhole each other already....

That's how you people spread around monkeypox in the first place.

 

[Wormy]

That's how you people spread around monkeypox in the first place.

Hetero's didn't spread it, faggot. You and Terry did.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Hetero's didn't spread it, faggot. You and Terry did.

Didn't you post that whole thing about going on a sex tour of Africa and fucking a monkey that one time? Who am I thinking of, then?

 

[Wormy]

Didn't you post that whole thing about going on a sex tour of Africa and fucking a monkey that one time? Who am I thinking of, then?

Fuck if I know, your raggedy ass's had cum in just about every port of call from Boston to Yokohama you sperm bank.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Fuck if I know, your raggedy ass's had cum in just about every port of call from Boston to Yokohama you sperm bank.

You have a mouth on you like a hooker that works the docks when the foreign ships come in. Want to put it into good use? Go convince Hulk to get vaccinated.

 

[Wormy]

You have a mouth on you like a hooker that works the docks when the foreign ships come in. Want to put it into good use? Go convince Hulk to get vaccinated.

Sorry cupcake, but if you're gonna have a heart to heart with Terry, you'll have to do it in between the sessions where he's biting the warts on your back and tigerfucking you. Not in my job description.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Sorry cupcake, but if you're gonna have a heart to heart with Terry, you'll have to do it in between the sessions where he's biting the warts on your back and tigerfucking you. Not in my job description.

That's rather descriptive. From the looks of it, your job consists of writing gay erotic novels. How's the sequel to the Valley of the Penises coming along?

 

[Wormy]

That's rather descriptive. From the looks of it, your job consists of writing gay erotic novels. How's the sequel to the Valley of the Penises coming along?

Wouldn't know, still working on "Closet Stick Samba; When trolls want to cornhole but can't work up the courage to decide which one gets their cheeks spread like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on toast."