DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coomfucius]

DarkSydeParasites view of marriage perfectly sums up why he can never be happy. Things like love or compassion for your fellow man are abstract concepts to him because they don’t have any tangible weight in gold. He sacrifices everything that can be emotionally fulfilling in order to be able to get something that can satiate his never ending physical compulsions. At that this point he’s nothing more than a caricature, a greedy thing no better than an animal.

 

[capefear56]

Has he ever acted indebted to anyone who has given him the million+ dollars over they years? He tells those people to fuck off on a daily basis.

Rules for thee, not for me (reee).

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He just said that him and Khet became a family after adopting Jasper.

 

[Balr0g]

He makes a romantic relationship sound like a business transaction. He's not actually interested in doing something nice for Kat for the sake of being nice, he does it because he expects her to return the favor to him.

I think he saw too much South Park

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

He just said that him and Khet became a family after adopting Jasper.

A cat that hates him to compliment the Kat that hates him.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

@JimJimJim what happened? You had $1,700 when we last spoke, I was figuring you had stashed more away. Oh well, still waiting for those emails.

Dood don't you know the cost of shipping a PC off of cyberpower to Bahrain? It's in the tens of thousands! And no, OIC can't go any cheaper than that, the secret government contract he's on specifies that he can only use services he sees advertised on the entire Hot Tub Stream section that he follows, like NordVPN and Cyberpower.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He just said that him and Khet became a family after adopting Jasper.

So by that logic:

Phil + Kat = roommates
Phil + Kat + Jasper = family

So, if Jasper dies, then Phil and Kat are back to being roommates? What happens if Phil dies?

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Phil is ranting about marriage not being about physical attraction but doing the chores around the house that Phil finds boring

A while ago, when asked what he liked at Kat (I think before we saw her), he said "first of all, her appearance".

 

[Balr0g]

A while ago, when asked what he liked at Kat (I think before we saw her), he said "first of all, her appearance".

So she is the reason he drinks an ungodly amount of gin each day? There is this "drinking makes the uglies beautiful" so maybe Phil is doing that each day

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

By the way, not sure if anyone has already posted this (if so, mods, feel free to delete it), but I'm just reposting this here in case DSP tries to delete it from his channel.

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The cat just doesn't like Phil, at all. The way it tries to bite and scratch him seems to indicate that the cat sees Phil as a threat. Jesus Phil, what did you do to it?

 

[Piece of Peace]

FYI a new membership threshold has been reached, >45% of current members are gifted.

Non-gifted member count is 352, equivalent to levels last seen in January.

 

[DeeTracktor]

What happens if Phil dies?

Doordash drivers will be happy they dont have to deliver to Phil who doesnt tip them a cent. Khet and Jasper play Skyrim

A while ago, when asked what he liked at Kat (I think before we saw her), he said "first of all, her appearance".

Wasnt his 1st mention on stream about Khet was about ''she loves to cook and clean and umm...''

 

[PieceofShet]

Doordash drivers will be happy they dont have to deliver to Phil who doesnt tip them a cent. Khet and Jasper play Skyrim

Wasnt his 1st mention on stream about Khet was about ''she loves to cook and clean and umm...''

No. The first mention of her was "second income".
But yea, also cooking and cleaning. Because that is what important to him, he needs someone to clean after him.
Remember one time when he was eating something on stream and and when he was done, he did not take the the plate to the kitchen, he left it outside his "ahfice" door. He moved her in soo fast cause he needed a maid (and my theory is that someone who wipes his ass after shitting).

 

[Super Dent Head]

No. The first mention of her was "second income".
But yea, also cooking and cleaning. Because that is what important to him, he needs someone to clean after him.
Remember one time when he was eating something on stream and and when he was done, he did not take the the plate to the kitchen, he left it outside his "ahfice" door. He moved her in soo fast cause he needed a maid (and my theory is that someone who wipes his ass after shitting).

I don't think there's a single person who would consider their situation dire enough to want to get paid to wipe Phil's ass. I'm sure they'd first sell themselves to science or Derich.

 

[Lazycunt]

I can't get over the fact Phil acts like canned laughter going off at the wrong moments, seriously laughs at most random non funny moments and if you were to ask him what's funny he could not answer.

Fucking painful fat faggot he keeps picking shit choices, just like shit choice trying to pull another scam

 

[capefear56]

Anyone else notice how he's constantly making fun of fit characters in his game, calling them skinny and needing to eat something? Yeah nice projection, Phil. Maybe you should go powerwalk a little more instead of putting down people you're obviously jealous AF of.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He just said that him and Khet became a family after adopting Jasper.

I can't tell if Dave is just coping hard with his loveless marriage or is one of those people who thinks their pet is their child.

On the latter, I don't get those fuckin people. Like I have a cat, I like him quite a lot but he's not my fuckin son.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

FYI a new membership threshold has been reached, >45% of current members are gifted.

Non-gifted member count is 352, equivalent to levels last seen in January.

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I will honestly never understand this.
I can understand throwing thousands of dollars at hot twitch thots. It's dumb, but I understand it.
But throwing all your money away on a fat 40 year old ugly old man???? WHY

 

[capefear56]

"I don't know what Rimworld is."

Are you sure?

 

[actually]

I will honestly never understand this.
I can understand throwing thousands of dollars at hot twitch thots. It's dumb, but I understand it.
But throwing all your money away on a fat 40 year old ugly old man???? WHY

Because you are fucking OWNED by it. Don't you feel OWNED? Holy shit you are getting absolutely dunked on by these people giving money to someone who is a financial black hole.