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Looks like Pat's lone fan is going to be disappointed.
Luckily there's a stalker child in the wings ready to tweet the audio.
Luckily there's a stalker child in the wings ready to tweet the audio.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
- Thread starter Caverlock
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I love the hog imagery.
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And he's started his victim thread. This swatting may have been real but he's actually never been swatted before, so claiming it's the 3rd time is lies right out of the gate. Take anything he says here with a grain of salt.
I'll continue to update this post as he tweets more.
They got him in his bathrobe:
Piggy was too strong for those measly police officers!
Now he's slamming the cops for being stupid. This reeks of bullshit.
Piggy takes a break from his story to do some replies:
Jesus, we really need that footage. You can tell that Pat is actually enjoying himself tweeting this out for some reason.
And here's where piggy becomes the hero of the story! No wonder his books don't sell.
And your neighbors appreciated it:
I'm sure he's on their pay-no-mind list at this point:
Oh Jesus, again with the pepperoni. This one wasn't a swatting, and given what Pat's said so far, I don't think this recent incident was either.
And here comes the lecture...
I hope he's nearly done, I've gotten bored with this nonsense. I think he's lying about being swatted and is trying to spin it into a viral tweet. He's enjoying himself far too much.
More enjoying the attention. Also, he's been saying there's an active criminal investigation for years. Another piggy lie?
And he's apparently done.
I still think he's full of shit about being swatted. The way he writes what happened as him being both a victim and the tough hero, the dimwitted lecture at the end, and him saying this is the third time (if it did happen then this is the first time). I don't think we'll ever know for sure what actually happened, the only thing we can be completely certain of is that he's fat.
Here's the complete twitter thread:
I'll continue to update this post as he tweets more.
They got him in his bathrobe:
Piggy was too strong for those measly police officers!
Now he's slamming the cops for being stupid. This reeks of bullshit.
Piggy takes a break from his story to do some replies:
Jesus, we really need that footage. You can tell that Pat is actually enjoying himself tweeting this out for some reason.
And here's where piggy becomes the hero of the story! No wonder his books don't sell.
And your neighbors appreciated it:
I'm sure he's on their pay-no-mind list at this point:
Oh Jesus, again with the pepperoni. This one wasn't a swatting, and given what Pat's said so far, I don't think this recent incident was either.
And here comes the lecture...
I hope he's nearly done, I've gotten bored with this nonsense. I think he's lying about being swatted and is trying to spin it into a viral tweet. He's enjoying himself far too much.
More enjoying the attention. Also, he's been saying there's an active criminal investigation for years. Another piggy lie?
And he's apparently done.
I still think he's full of shit about being swatted. The way he writes what happened as him being both a victim and the tough hero, the dimwitted lecture at the end, and him saying this is the third time (if it did happen then this is the first time). I don't think we'll ever know for sure what actually happened, the only thing we can be completely certain of is that he's fat.
Here's the complete twitter thread:
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“It would be difficult to have shot and killed my wife as she’d just gotten home”
??????
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Shooting and killing your wife just when she gets home seems like it makes more sense if you had just found out her vagina was being blasted by negro farts on her vacation.
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Fuck, I was so confident this wasn't a swatting. I'm still not convinced it was but I'm less confident now. I really don't want to read his stupid book. I am a man of my word though.
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None of your tormentors want you to die, Pat. If they did, they would stop advising you to watch your weight. Cholesterol is a killer, Patrick.
I wouldn’t take Pat’s word for it.
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Me too, does anyone one have any crow recipes? I'm going to be eating a ton of it for the next few weeks
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I think he meant that she had only got home an hour before he tweeted.
Presumably she was not around when he was cuffed and arguing with the coppers so if it was all about him shooting her, assuming he proved that she was alive and well, I suppose they had no choice other than to let him go.
Where does the black guys farting in her vagina thing come from? Did he make some kind of odd off color joke or did rascals just find it funny to make it up?
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He loves playing the victim and telling lies about how wonderful yet put upon he is. He’s had time to work out his spin and now he’s excited to tweet it out to his adoring awestruck fans. I’m not surprised he’s enjoying this. And he just had to remind us what a kinky sex having sexer he is.
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Dummy doesn't have a pair of cheater glasses for when he doesn't have time to put contacts in? Small detail, but seems like a self-created problem.They got him in his bathrobe:
ellroy
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It comes from a Reddit post where OnA rascals are cracking jokes about Patrick like grinding black kids into pepperoni and farting in Nikki’s vagina. He responded “No, you did not fart in my wife’s vagina.”
It became an in-joke with Fatrick trolls.
bantadant
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This moron can't seriously think a search warrant or his consent were needed in response to a call about a murder, right? Almost like he's lying about the phone call
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Lot of plot holes here. I think once you get the original call, report, and bodycam footage, it will tell a vastly different story.
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That was always one of the primary possibilities. And if the MPD really is too dumb to have a flag on someone who has reported they're likely to be the recipient of swatting, that is their bad, but not the bad of the responding officers. And acting like a dangerous mentally ill person to armed officers pointing guns at you responding to what they think is a crime scene involving a dangerous mentally ill person is a great way to get ventilated.
gaycunt
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Here he is again, in the same vein, repeating the jape back to us for unintentional laughs.
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Man, I can already see the quality of fiction i'm in for. This is best and most believable story he could come up with? That he took on 6 cops at once. What is he, Andre the Giant?
He might be comparable in weight though.
He might be comparable in weight though.
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Why doesnt this fat faggot use twitlonger like a normal person.
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You could blow a guy routinely, share your life and last name with him, die of old age a day apart, and you still wouldn't be half the faggot Rick is.
His cum-sneezing screeches juxtaposed with his tough guy tweets... the word "cringe" is played out but who among us doesn't instinctively attempt to physically retreat into their own body witnessing it? He'd be the first one ejected from the airlock into space, the first one clonked with an oar and shoved over the lifeboat gunwale to feed the sharks; any situation other than the anonymous joyless suburban life he's felching out of the planet and its population would be short-lived. But there he is.
His cum-sneezing screeches juxtaposed with his tough guy tweets... the word "cringe" is played out but who among us doesn't instinctively attempt to physically retreat into their own body witnessing it? He'd be the first one ejected from the airlock into space, the first one clonked with an oar and shoved over the lifeboat gunwale to feed the sharks; any situation other than the anonymous joyless suburban life he's felching out of the planet and its population would be short-lived. But there he is.
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Posting about how many cops it took to cuff you is a really stupid flex. I don't believe his story, I don't think he really put up a fight, but if he did he's lucky not to have been beaten very badly.