Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
ScooterL said:
Prepare for a long wait. It took him two years to put together a 90-second "song".
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A 90-second "song" that he was convinced would catapult him straight from unknown to world famous. If only those mean old agents had put their client in legal jeopardy by passing on an unsolicited song! How rude of them, putting Taylor Swift's interests above his! Since we're between antics, I'll predict if he actually does get a "teaser" clip together, and finds some random email address for a movie studio and sends it, he'll repeat the Taylor Swift saga. He'll rave a few days about how he's going to be famous, and then when time passes and there's no response (that's the best course in this case, any response, even if it's negative only encourages more contact. Look what happened when he was told they couldn't accept his song), he'll start spamming them, and start trying to track down producers or even directors and demanding they watch his clip and like it. Seriously, you think he'd accept it if someone did watch it and then told him it was crap? He'll threaten to sue again, but if he thinks Marathon/Freemantle played hardball, hoo boy. And if he thinks he's going to get the media to cover him, he's in for a rude shock. Movie companies' PR and legal departments are larger than some small towns. They will have no problem painting him as a deranged stalker (since he is one), and the result will be even more hilarious than when Marathon put together a list of Russ's greatest hits.
 
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MistressCaridad said:
Also, Russhole has no concept of “show, don’t tell” so a short film made by him would have to include 25 extra minutes of explaining all the jokes and other bullshit.

I mean, take this (won a 2008 Cannes Film Festival online film award) as an example of telling a complete story in under 10 minutes with little dialogue but yet so much emotion:


Imagine Russell trying to make a short film that didn’t “explain” with a ton of slides or subtitles or narration or other extraneous bullshit. Then again, try to imagine Russhole making a film about anything other than hookers and lawsuits and evil trolls on “weird websites”.
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Russtard is an example of everything wrong with Hollywood. The difference between what this guy did in 10 minutes and what Pipsqueak tried to do in his concentration camp love story is like night and day.

Hollywood isn't interested in new stories. They're not interested in telling a good story. They're only interested in a story that makes money. And because of this they will go for the most cliche, rehashed and trite stories they can. His story set during WWII in a concentration camp could really take place just about anywhere and the story wouldn't change.

He's a hack at best in EVERYTHING he does.

CWCissey said:
There's already a short film about a dude getting into trouble because he has a frozen face and it stars Willem Dafoe.

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It helps that Willem Dafoe is slightly creepy even at the best of times but still charismatic. Russtard is just creepy.
 
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MistressCaridad said:
I mean, take this (won a 2008 Cannes Film Festival online film award) as an example of telling a complete story in under 10 minutes with little dialogue but yet so much emotion:
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Or how about this?
A 28 minute film.

But Terry Gilliam all but plagiarized it for 12 Monkeys.
DrJonesHat said:
A 90-second "song" that he was convinced would catapult him straight from unknown to world famous.
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Even though it was literally as creative as picking the "Rock" preset on a Casio keyboard and calling that a song.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
A 90-second "song" that he was convinced would catapult him straight from unknown to world famous. If only those mean old agents had put their client in legal jeopardy by passing on an unsolicited song! How rude of them, putting Taylor Swift's interests above his! Since we're between antics, I'll predict if he actually does get a "teaser" clip together, and finds some random email address for a movie studio and sends it, he'll repeat the Taylor Swift saga. He'll rave a few days about how he's going to be famous, and then when time passes and there's no response (that's the best course in this case, any response, even if it's negative only encourages more contact. Look what happened when he was told they couldn't accept his song), he'll start spamming them, and start trying to track down producers or even directors and demanding they watch his clip and like it. Seriously, you think he'd accept it if someone did watch it and then told him it was crap? He'll threaten to sue again, but if he thinks Marathon/Freemantle played hardball, hoo boy. And if he thinks he's going to get the media to cover him, he's in for a rude shock. Movie companies' PR and legal departments are larger than some small towns. They will have no problem painting him as a deranged stalker (since he is one), and the result will be even more hilarious than when Marathon put together a list of Russ's greatest hits.
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it’s just so hard to believe that a person exists who thinks they can just present something to major companies/representatives/etc and it will just become a hit. he doesn’t research, he doesn’t define a sound, he doesn’t really DO anything to make his “music” work. he bangs out some shit on a keyboard and sends it off and somehow another company makes it salvageable. not good, but something better than russ could have ever done alone. he provides a dirty cloth diaper and pays for someone to clean it up. he’s so fucking obtuse.
 
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AnOminous said:
Even though it was literally as creative as picking the "Rock" preset on a Casio keyboard and calling that a song.
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And the highlight of the song was the fact that he believed every man in her life up until he came along abused her and no one had ever told her she was great. He did the same thing with Yovanna Ventura. He seriously believed she had no idea she was attractive and that no one had ever told her she was hot before he did. It's part of his "I'm the only nice guy in the world" delusion.

jerkstore said:
it’s just so hard to believe that a person exists who thinks they can just present something to major companies/representatives/etc and it will just become a hit. he doesn’t research, he doesn’t define a sound, he doesn’t really DO anything to make his “music” work. he bangs out some shit on a keyboard and sends it off and somehow another company makes it salvageable. not good, but something better than russ could have ever done alone. he provides a dirty cloth diaper and pays for someone to clean it up. he’s so fucking obtuse.
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He's not just obtuse, he's flat-out delusional. He thinks ONE song, or screenplay or act or whatever will be enough to instantly make him world famous, and when that doesn't happen, he can't grasp he failed because even if the end product wasn't the same shit growing my work's refrigerator, that's not how the industry works. He keeps trying to jump to the top without the intervening work, and when told that it doesn't work like that, and he has to start locally, he response there's no law that says he has to work his way up, so his method should work. The fact that his way of doing things never works and he cannot or will not grasp that is hilarious.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
And the highlight of the song was the fact that he believed every man in her life up until he came along abused her and no one had ever told her she was great. He did the same thing with Yovanna Ventura. He seriously believed she had no idea she was attractive and that no one had ever told her she was hot before he did. It's part of his "I'm the only nice guy in the world" delusion.


He's not just obtuse, he's flat-out delusional. He thinks ONE song, or screenplay or act or whatever will be enough to instantly make him world famous, and when that doesn't happen, he can't grasp he failed because even if the end product wasn't the same shit growing my work's refrigerator, that's not how the industry works. He keeps trying to jump to the top without the intervening work, and when told that it doesn't work like that, and he has to start locally, he response there's no law that says he has to work his way up, so his method should work. The fact that his way of doing things never works and he cannot or will not grasp that is hilarious.
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it’s absolutely hilarious. i just can’t help but lean his delusion to obtuseness because of how much the nature of his posts have changed since his earlier celebrity suits. he has at least learned to not post things like he was before, and while he isn’t deactivating his fb anymore, he basically deletes everything showcased on here that’s clear horseshit. maybe it’s half and half. the delusions are still powerful but he’s not going to let kiwi farms “win” when called out.
 
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Some crazy shit is happening outside my apartment right now


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Maybe this might serve as some inspiration for Russ' screenplay
 
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