Should I start an asmr channel?

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This might be the gayest idea I've had so far

 

[Thunk Provoker]

If you want to, go for it. Do you have any ideas for future videos?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Do stuff like scratching chalkboards and scraping forks against dinner plates.

 

[The Last Stand]

If you're a woman, go for it. If you're a man, that may be difficult.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Use a virtual girl avatar.

 

[sasazuka]

Do you have a binaural microphone (the stereo headphones with the microphones in fake ears)? They're not too cheap (usually starting around $300 U.S. although I haven't checked "used" prices) but you can MacGyver one together for under $100.

Spoiler: Do-it-yourself Binaural Microphone

Obviously you don't need the camera if you're only recording audio files.

A binaural mic makes a huge difference for ASMR compared to just recording it on your phone.

 

[SandyCat]

Do you have a binaural microphone (the stereo headphones with the microphones in fake ears)? They're not too cheap (usually starting around $300 U.S. although I haven't checked "used" prices) but you can MacGyver one together for under $100.

Spoiler: Do-it-yourself Binaural Microphone

Obviously you don't need the camera if you're only recording audio files.

A binaural mic makes a huge difference for ASMR compared to just recording it on your phone.

Why do they always put fake ears over the mics? Shits weird

 

[sasazuka]

Why do they always put fake ears over the mics? Shits weird

It's to emulate the way humans actually hear. It does look very weird but audio recorded using the fake ears sounds amazing.

 

[mister meaner]

Cut the bullshit and just start a pornhub channel OP. I’ll help you start, now bend over.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

You should start a Twitch channel, and livestream yourself committing suicide

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You should start a Twitch channel, and livestream yourself committing suicide

Everyone knows the proper place to stream oneself committing suicide is Facebook.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Go for it. If it's something you're genuinely interested in don't let people talk you out of it.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Everyone knows the proper place to stream oneself committing suicide is Facebook.

But Fagbook is owned by a fucking autistic robot lizardman who steals people's data, so fuck that

 

[Moths]

But Fagbook is owned by a fucking autistic robot lizardman who steals people's data, so fuck that

And twitch is owned by some old autistic pedo billionaire, take your pick

 

[Toolbox]

Do you have a binaural microphone (the stereo headphones with the microphones in fake ears)? They're not too cheap (usually starting around $300 U.S. although I haven't checked "used" prices) but you can MacGyver one together for under $100.

Spoiler: Do-it-yourself Binaural Microphone

Obviously you don't need the camera if you're only recording audio files.

A binaural mic makes a huge difference for ASMR compared to just recording it on your phone.

I still posit this video is way better than most of the current landscape, and it's a 20+ year old recording that is compressed to all hell.

Figuring out if you can still get your hands on the sedtera or whatever it's called audio mixing algorithm would help. Spatial audio has downgraded since the 2000s in every way other than the quality of the microphone itself.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@NekoRightsActivist is gone now, time for you to go bye bye as well.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

@NekoRightsActivist is gone now, time for you to go bye bye as well.

I win

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I win

It's always the bussy and gay sex that overwhelms anime, it was bound to happen.

 

[Doji]

I win

I would've shipped you so hard if I knew.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I would've shipped you so hard if I knew.

Too late for that, rip nekocado