DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nigel of Ukip]

I've just spoken with three good mates.
I told them about Phil's WWE addiction. They allowed me to share their words.

Boris Johnson was really cranky, not sure why.

Elon Musk was just nice.

And Samuel, well... yeah mate.

We all wish you the best Phil. You can beat your addiction cocker.

 

[Ortsnay]

Any bets on who is going to drop $100-200 during the late stream to buy the Burnellio clan dinner tomorrow?

Some pathetic cuck.

Phil was way to calm and he didn’t even bother stalling so I expect a whale tip in the beginning and a few lighter tips to get at least over $100


I doubt $100 can even last the night with Phil’s gacha and gin addiction.

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Also feel free to rate me late but this shit is just pure bottom of the barrel content. It’s just Phil digging through crap and call it “khantent”. Can’t wait for Phil to complain that no one is watching, chatting, or tipping.

The only things in his closet are his sexuality and a life size blow up doll of Howard.

But seriously we should have a poll asking how many items coming out of the closet will be used to drum up pity bucks. I can see another mall trophy being one of those things.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil is just like his retards. They are all one bad incident away from being flat broke.

This is enlightening though, because it means it’s probably not Jeff Anderson. Sounds like OIC behavior.

I think it leans more towards Jeff because he seems to have a finite amount of money he dedicates to Phil every month, and Phil doesn't want that money wasted on a PC. The other faggot just opens up the wallet when he needs attention.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What's the running tally on how much Philbert has given back to his community? Nothing? Ok just checking.

 

[Super Dent Head]

What's the running tally on how much Philbert has given back to his community? Nothing? Ok just checking.

Uh, what about those empty game cases? DEBUNKED!

 

[Coomfucius]

But seriously we should have a poll asking how many items coming out of the closet will be used to drum up pity bucks. I can see another mall trophy being one of those things

Can you imagine if in some totally not staged moment Phil comes upon a never before seen photo of John and him (he obviously can’t show the photo because trolls will use it to dox John Rambo) and he then proceeds to (fake) cry about how trolls made his life miserable.

 

[FamicomGorby]

What's the running tally on how much Philbert has given back to his community? Nothing? Ok just checking.

Ahem! Are you not going to count the thousands upon thousands of hours of priceless free gaming content that Dave has saw fit to bestow upon the world?

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

That closet cleaning will be as interesting as his gameplay of a walking simulator style game. Since the camera could possibly be placed lower to the ground during this, maybe he can do some more push ups. Surely it could come easy to him since he's been getting in shape with those power walks he takes everyday. Right?

 

[Iron Father]

let's just hate Phil in solidarity

 

[Grammatik]

 

[LolCowCentral]

Discord? the fuck, I've never used it.

You and Phil have that in common. He says he's never used it either.

 

[Super Dent Head]

You and Phil have that in common. He says he's never used it either.

Phil also has a white chair, that he probably thinks is silver. Clearly, this is Phil's sock.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Reminds me of 80/90s Era retard children television.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

So, has he commented on the wrassling addiction that he got caught with again?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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This is one step away from having a FREE CANDY sign on the door.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I've just spoken with three good mates.
I told them about Phil's WWE addiction. They allowed me to share their words.

Boris Johnson was really cranky, not sure why.
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Elon Musk was just nice.
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And Samuel, well... yeah mate.
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We all wish you the best Phil. You can beat your addiction cocker.

its clever tech but you can literally pay one of phils wrasslin heroes $50 on fiver.com and they'll record a real 20 minute video calling him a fat loser

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

What's the running tally on how much Philbert has given back to his community? Nothing? Ok just checking.

Excuse me? uhhhh what are you talking about dood, Phil provides hours of unedited RAW gameplay footage of him being real and not a cartoon in DIRECT CAPTURE and has prioritized INTERACTION because that's what his fans are there for, uploading them ON DEMAND style for your viewing enjoyment. He loves what he does and would do it for free if he didn't need the money, but this is his JOB dood, you can't expect him to be able to do giveaways because he can barely afford his ONE DAY OFF a week he gets to spend with his wife and go out and have a meal. Also YOUTUBE doesn't offer good enough rewards for membership there is NOTHING HE CAN DO and no he can't play with members because nobody wants that.

 

[TeeDee1622]

Comment on Snort Burnell’s latest video where Phil talks about his power walking made me lol:

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Jesus, every time he refers to his youtube channel as "on demand content" I want to knock him the fuck over.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

This is my favourite part of the new Secret video