DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Nightbot you can't say that name!
 
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Its funny how things work out.
So he was complaining about the infinite invites and he said everyone needs to contact devs and tell them to fix this. He said anyone can spam anyone, big streamers like "maximillian who has a sponsorship with them".

Oh, I see... He is finally cool with people having sponsorships when he needs them.

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Silverchair said:
that's fine. initiation as you will. but I'm not proving shit, nor do I have 2 accounts. Discord? the fuck, I've never used it.

let's just hate Phil in solidarity, ok?

sounds good. thanks.
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Nothing could be more solid proof that this is a whalecuck, than just saying "we all hate Phil." Exactly as their pigroach master tells them we do. The obvious truth to us normally shaped cranium folk is that we laugh at Phil and you pathetic wallets for him.
 
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Kheapathic said:
What the fuck is going on over in Singapore, that DSP is something to admire... outside of being so decadent his "job" is to sit on a couch and play games.
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Can we submit reports for Slayer to be gulaged and reeducated or something? He needs to be locked away.
 
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This faggot is sitting here getting mad because he’s getting demolished in multiversus, and ranting that his dents are asking him questions like “Do you like spiders?”, and he’s saying they’re stupid comments. Which they are, but it’s just him being a pissbaby and salty because he sucks at the game so much that he had to lash out at his stupid ass fans.
 
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Punching air memes aside I am genuinely a little happy when he falls that short of his greedy-ass begging goal. It doesn’t make or break my day but y’know what? It’s like the first cigarette of the day when you’ve finally put aside enough time to enjoy it. Five minutes that are entirely yours. You wouldn’t really miss it if it weren’t there, but damn if it isn’t a reminder of how pretty good life can be.

Thanks, Phil. I am honest to God thriving on account of your frustration and misery and I’m not afraid to say it. A man would need to be a fucking saint not to knowing who and what you are. I hope you realize that every day you don’t get your three hundo there is at least one person you’ll never be able to silence or censor or forget about who’s chuckling to himself like Mycroft Fucking Holmes knowing you won’t get to do all the pulls you want that night. Your bitterness and avarice are helping to fuel my life and to be honest I think that’s the most of a boon to humanity you’ll ever be.
 
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Pargon said:
Punching air memes aside I am genuinely a little happy when he falls that short of his greedy-ass begging goal. It doesn’t make or break my day but y’know what? It’s like the first cigarette of the day when you’ve finally put aside enough time to enjoy it. Five minutes that are entirely yours. You wouldn’t really miss it if it weren’t there, but damn if it isn’t a reminder of how pretty good life can be.

Thanks, Phil. I am honest to God thriving on account of your frustration and misery and I’m not afraid to say it. A man would need to be a fucking saint not to knowing who and what you are. I hope you realize that every day you don’t get your three hundo there is at least one person you’ll never be able to silence or censor or forget about who’s chuckling to himself like Mycroft Fucking Holmes knowing you won’t get to do all the pulls you want that night. Your bitterness and avarice are helping to fuel my life and to be honest I think that’s the most of a boon to humanity you’ll ever be.
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One man of trash is another man's treasure.
 
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Coomfucius said:
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Spam messages are getting to him.

I love nights like tonight where I can chuckle knowing Phil’s going to spend any tips he got before the sunrises and he can’t have his gay little day out with his roommate.
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It's so easy to stop the spam invites though. All Philbert has to do is just get a job and stop playing WWE Champions.
 
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Looks like there's only lunchmeat sandwiches on the menu in the SnortFort tomorrow #Pray4Phil
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But seriously we should have a poll asking how many items coming out of the closet will be used to drum up pity bucks. I can see another mall trophy being one of those things.
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Someone correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he give dents a little appetizer a week ago on what the stream will look like by showing an empty box of a power socket on screen and then spinning a 10 minute tale about it? Whatever low expectations you have about "pay me to do basic chores like I'm Jahans" stream, lower them even more. He's probably gonna take out empty boxes of banal household items and talk about them for half and hour starting with how hey relate to his life story. He's gonna take out an empty box of a tea cup or some shit and spin a tale so epic about it you'd swear he pulled the Sword of Attila out of that closet.
 
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