What the frick? That could effect the trade in value for his vehicle. He is gonna be getting a new one soon, you know? Those rotten teenagers! Probably had nothing better to do on their day off from Sonic then throw stones at a disabled man's car. They hate the disabled!
Just make an account here Russell. Every post on this thread will get 5+ replies easily
That crap is nasty. I don't brew my own coffee but when I get it at my local diner,it's the real thing!
I always thought that the "god" part of "god dammit" was the offensive bit. You know, taking the Name in vain and all. Leave it to Russ to censor the word no one's really bothered by.
His post reminds me of how in his book, Why I Sued Taylor Swift, how he'd carry rocks with him when walking to the train station to throw at cars who he thought were Kiwi Farmers.
Not so starved that he won't delete it the moment he sees us mocking him.
He still won't accept us as his only fans
Rock over LondonGod, I wish we'd gotten a Wesley song about Russell. I can just imagine the chorus now
"RU-SSELL GREER
RU-SSELL GEER"
RIP
Maybe it was a small rock? Honestly who knows when dealing with this retard.
Off topic but Brian Blessed... sorry BRIAN BLESSED says that that's the movie the most people ask him about and he's always surprised that people come up to him even in the most remote parts of the world and repeat this line:
Some people, just some mind you, have mentioned that my love of the word "dammit" is offensive for... reasons. When pressed on it they can never give an actual answer why. So... who knows?
In other words the kids that threw the rock would have doubled over from laughter at the greasy homunculus shambing towards them, spittle flying everywhere as he tries to speak only to have them pass out from laughing too much and that's how he killed them.
Simply saying "God Damnit" or "Jesus Christ!" isn't taking the Lord's name in vain. To take the Lord's name in vain is to do do something like use God or Jesus for personal gain i.e. Televangelists, or pray to the Lord to do harm upon your enemies.
"a man discovers that although he can't move his face, he can move objects, WITH HIS MIND. A classic tale of romance, courage, and justice unfolds as Russell Greer seeks revenge on the celebrity agents, bias judges, and internet trolls who have discriminated against him.
"In a world...
Dude's like this glorious over-the-top cartoon character, but in the real world. If he told you he spent the afternoon playing strip poker with the king of the potato people and they were interrupted by a Martian invasion, after which it started raining cheese you'd be stupid to doubt his words because he's probably not lying.
Hell, that line was even sampled and put into the Flash Gordon pinball table in 1981 when that shit was NOT cheap. It was legendary even then.
This is a man who punched a polar bear in the nose. Anybody else in the world said that and you'd just go... sure, I bet they did. But Brian does it and you're totally on board.
