Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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AirdropShitposts said:
This faggot literally and seriously said that just watching his Twitch stream is going to "ACTUALLY CHANGE THE FUCKING WORLD" he's not just joking and having fun at all:
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Keffals will change the world by being the reason everyone publicly spergs out when spotting faggots again
 
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Buff Wellington said:
Imagine never being able to orgasm again, living in a self created bubble with literal groomed teenagers as your only 'friends', and knowing that sooner or later, you are going to be found out by the masses for what you truly are... Its probably pretty hard to put on a happy face.
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He thought it was “fun” to make sexually violent comments about people’s mothers until he got banned for doing that. Keep in mind that his childhood friend told us that Lucas has a history of sexual harassment. I think he finds pleasure in that sort of thing.
 
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Deleted. Hope he still streams, I’ve got a present for him.
 
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Idiocy Abroad said:
We did it Reddit! Twitter sisters! Transphobia has been defeated and we showed those heccin TERFS who's boss!
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Transphobia is not defeated until Lucas defeats the final boss of transphobia, Josh Moon. Lucas, if you're reading this, the best way to beat Josh Moon is to ratio him on Kiwi Farms, so make an account and beat the final boss of transphobia once and for all! Every troon's counting on you, even those below us.
 
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Something that I didn't fully process until just now. In that clip I made the other day when keffals is trying to crack the eastern european egg, he says "You ever wonder 'why am I almost 20 and not had sex yet'? It's because you're trans", he's clearly projecting. We know, according to otm shank, that a mutual friend fucked keffals ass at a sleepover one time, and he tried to stick his dick into a dog, but he never had actual penis in vagina sex, huh. Despite how often he talks about fucking people's moms.

Keffals quite literally transformed himself into a perma-virgin. He will never actually break his incel curse. If it was anybody other than Lucas, I'd probably feel sorry for him.
 
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This might be MATI but I need to mention this because it's been pissing me off for ages now. Holy shit Lucas, it's been months since you did that charity livestream, can you and your fans stop fucking bringing it up. Charity livestreams are like, the least original thing I can think of for a streamer to get good boy points, I think it'd be harder for me to think of a big streamer that hasn't done one for one charity or another (although I admittedly don't watch many streamers to begin with). If he's so determined to constantly bring it up as a sign of how much he does for trans rights or whatever, the least he could do is frequently raise money for any of these organizations.

But we all know that he wouldn't want to waste any money that could be going into his own pockets, especially when most of that money would be going to trannies that he can't groom into his sex cult directly.
 
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Idiocy Abroad said:
We did it Reddit! Twitter sisters! Transphobia has been defeated and we showed those heccin TERFS who's boss!
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People in the thread probably shouldn't post things that obviously won't age well right as they're first happening. He still has plenty of followers and groomed children to boost these ratios.
Lucas is both a total joke, and someone who has managed to capture a significant portion of the extremely online e-troon subculture. These people have a lot of pull on the Internet; it's why this thread garnered so much interest in the first place.
 
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Bloatlord said:
People in the thread probably shouldn't post things that obviously won't age well right as they're first happening. He still has plenty of followers and groomed children to boost these ratios.
Lucas is both a total joke, and someone who has managed to capture a significant portion of the extremely online e-troon subculture. These people have a lot of pull on the Internet; it's why this thread garnered so much interest in the first place.
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it was only a matter of time before the ratio caught up to laverne, as it catches up to us all in the end.
 
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cat merchant said:
He thought it was “fun” to make sexually violent comments about people’s mothers until he got banned for doing that. Keep in mind that his childhood friend told us that Lucas has a history of sexual harassment. I think he finds pleasure in that sort of thing.
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Your mom jokes died in 2010.
In some ways he reminds me a bit of Eugenia Cooney, how he’s stuck in the mid 2000s and fucks up his body on the internet. He tries to act like a zoomer to attract kids to groom, but at the end of the day he’s one of the /b/tards who trooned out. He didn’t get groomed on Discord; he probably got groomed on Skype and YIM.
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
Reminder that Lucas didn't vote earlier this year and instead sat in his room alone despite being a "political commentator."
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Obama here reminding you that if you live in a democratic country, your vote matters, and voter apathy is exactly what the elites want. Your local zoning laws have more influence over your life than the president does. Neoliberalism can be blunted by strong communities, which is why neoliberals and communists are so intent on weakening society at the lowest levels.

The federal government decides if troons get protection, but the local police can make the difference between de facto and de jure.
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
I'm not familiar with Twatter and how it's moderation is enforced, it seems like a lot if it is triggered by keywords or mass reports? Instead of calling a groomer "groomer", could you simply reply with an image like this and avoid getting banned?:

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I don't see why this wouldn't be allowed, it's a literal anti-groomer PSA. It would look bad for Twatter if they were banning information about how to keep children safe from grooming. Then again, Twatter lets open pedophiles have accounts so who knows.
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Speaking of the devil thrice encrypted media to fuck with Twitter bots and other censors. I haven't bothered to bring in mathematics to mix
By the way if anyone can decode the extracted audio and decipher it. I'm not doing a very good job here. Subtle message for all groomers.
Spectrogram fuckery would be too obvious. Where's will there's a way

 
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