DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Where Am I Playing said:
AMD Ryzen Threadripper 1st Gen 16-Core Processor, NVIDIA RTX 2080, and 32 GB RAM
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lol that's better than my piece of shit rig in every aspect and I've still yet to encounter a game I can't run. And yeah I know that Phil said that he doesn't wanna play PC games but during one of the Prestream Begcasts some peepol told him to buy a cheaper computer, something in the $1000 range and Phil snapped at them saying that he wants to be "future proofed" and that he "has to be able to game." Take that how you will.

NursezillaX said:
He was just talking last night on the Daily Fap about the 'hardcore gaming season' and how that's going to 'bring a lot of attention to DSP Gaming, people will be wanting to check out the games, and people are gonna be excited and engaged'. What the hell is the precedent for him always saying this? When was the last time he got any kind of appreciable influx of viewers or support due to the HGS?
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Don't think of the HGS logically, instead think of it in the same terms as a changing of the seasons ritual that primitive tribes perform to herald the rain season or whatever. It's not gonna do anything different but you beheaded a bull, did a dance and had a feast so your gods and godesses are appeased.
 
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NursezillaX said:
He was just talking last night on the Daily Fap about the 'hardcore gaming season' and how that's going to 'bring a lot of attention to DSP Gaming, people will be wanting to check out the games, and people are gonna be excited and engaged'. What the hell is the precedent for him always saying this? When was the last time he got any kind of appreciable influx of viewers or support due to the HGS?

He talks about it though as if there were some long history of repeated success, making it a given that he's going to make bank at that time, as opposed to a repeatedly failed prediction that always fizzles out and will be followed by a few months of begging until he again starts talking about how THIS year, no for real I promise, all the new games will be coming out and the subs and tips are gonna just... stop me if you've heard this one before
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GTA Trilogy did actually bring in an influx of viewers, not that they stayed for long.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
He had, basically, two slow days, and he's immediately desperate and begging for more.
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Yet he says repeatedly, 'One or two slow streams? Not a big deal, I'm not gonna panic'. The jackass can't go a fucking half an hour without telling you to the minute when he last received money, and if he has just one 'slow' night, he starts questioning everything, has all kinds of theories for why, and threatens to drop the game. The idea that he takes a bad stream or two completely in stride and just puts it behind him is a VERY bold attempt at pignosis.
 
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NursezillaX said:
He was just talking last night on the Daily Fap about the 'hardcore gaming season'
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Holy shit, another hardcore gaming season already? The last hardcore gaming season lasted 20 months and it just ended this week! Poor Dave cant catch a break, oh well, nothing to do but break out the velcro wallets, those games arnt going to pay for themselves.

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lol that's better than my piece of shit rig in every aspect and I've still yet to encounter a game I can't run. And yeah I know that Phil said that he doesn't wanna play PC games but during one of the Prestream Begcasts some peepol told him to buy a cheaper computer, something in the $1000 range and Phil snapped at them saying that he wants to be "future proofed" and that he "has to be able to game." Take that how you will.
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I dont think DSP wants a new computer. The whole computer thing was an excuse for why he couldnt possibly do anything to improve his stream and the only possible solution left was for you, YES YOU, to step up and open your velcro wallet. The mysterious man who offered him a computer but then oopsie he couldnt because he also needed a computer sounds like the kind of lies children tell.

Although if he could get a 5k dollar rig for free with no strings he 100% would so he could flex on the poors. I do think his ego and wanting to project the successful business man image trumps laziness sometimes.
 
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Lazycunt said:
Did phill delete the tweet from Rob on wheels or am I just superblindretard?
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This one? Cause I dont see any other.

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NursezillaX said:
Yet he says repeatedly, 'One or two slow streams? Not a big deal, I'm not gonna panic'. The jackass can't go a fucking half an hour without telling you to the minute when he last received money, and if he has just one 'slow' night, he starts questioning everything, has all kinds of theories for why, and threatens to drop the game. The idea that he takes a bad stream or two completely in stride and just puts it behind him is a VERY bold attempt at pignosis.
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It's just his passive aggressive bullshit.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
You're speaking the truth here. Smug, $200 in tips after an hour Phil is insufferable. Listening to him whine and beg knowing his scam is failing is much more entertaining.

The funny thing is, he was raking in money last week, lots of big days. He had, basically, two slow days, and he's immediately desperate and begging for more. And talking about ad claims, when he already said he hardly makes anything on ads. Phil really needs to look in the mirror and ask himself why the $2500 he made last week was not enough to get him through one or two slower days.
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Wrong dood he makes hundreds of dollars per video in ad revenue, didn’t you hear him when he told off those redditors?
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Did you guys see this shit?

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxjoUeXDxGeNWqy59ZNBAn_wm2XY6tV7H7

Phil just malfunctioned...
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Clips of Phil's body shutting down in real time is always some of my favorite pigroach content. I just can't fucking wait until the symptoms of his self-abuse stop being minor and start really taking their toll, and we get to watch him squeal and tantrum on camera while his organs finally start losing the fight he's been putting them through during the begacy. I also can't wait to see the dentheads get pressed into pulverized whale when he starts begging for payment of his hospital bills on top of everything else he begs for.
 
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I feel the wwe oopsies came at a very good time for Phil, when his donations have been dwindling. Sure it's an annoyance for him, but I feel like if he has slow days especially if his coming outta closet stream doesnt do as well as he hopes, he's going to use this (although not refference it directly) as a rallying to get the whales to donate as a way to stick it to the trolls
 
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Is the goal for the begathon going to be 300 dollars or is he going to try and squeeze a few hundred dollars for champions from his whales?
 
I'll never stop enjoying how he sets goals or votes around having to pay to reach them or to vote your favorite, then expects BIG tip days when he has to honor them. Needs people to spend hundreds to reach those members goals. Then wants hundreds more because people spent those hundreds. Paying to be a member so you can vote on a game, then he cries like a bitch when people dont spend big when that game is being played. Never change you greedy asshole.
 
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