Grand Jury speculation thread

[Coomfucius]

Ugh, This is taking forever.

 

[AnOminous]

I just called
to say
I love you

There is more useful information in this video than in this thread.

 

[Idk man]

Ugh, This is taking forever.

We will probably get real information in a few hours or tomorrow
Chris is either out and trying to find some place to charge his phone without being kicked out, or he is throwing a tantrum in the courtroom, which makes the hearing longer than planned

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Oh, well if Kengel says it...

https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1552725690214227969 | https://archive.ph/up2om

 

[Ass Johnson]

.....and another reddit comment, this time saying "it's going to circuit court" which, if true, means felony territory.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So, if this goes to trial, what's the over/ under on how many weens will try to get on the jury?

Good luck getting a competent jury who hasn't been sent the CWCki or has seen Fox News short coverage of Chris from last year. Unless weens lie and said they've never heard of the internet.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Oh, well if Kengel says it...
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https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1552725690214227969

How the hell have multiple peopled called without any of em recording it?

Good luck getting a competent jury who hasn't been sent the CWCki or has seen Fox News short coverage of Chris from last year. Unless weens lie and said they've never heard of the internet.

He got on fox for like a two minute segment a year ago, that's hardly polluting the jury pool.

 

[The Un-Clit]

@WolfKiller why would you do this

The 'tism, obviously.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Ugh, This is taking forever.

 

[Fiwi Karmer 69420]

That means that Chris is going to be brought up on rape charges after a year of wasted time with a new lawyer who doesn't know the case.

Don't worry, I think I know a guy

 

[Stupidface]

The funniest outcome is if everyone is bullshitting on the grand jury claim and there's some spastic video about how the world is ending released by him in the next 24hr.

 

[MegaFaggot]

Can we have a poll in here? Personally my money's on another continuance, i don't think we will have our harvest yet.

 

[BobJones997]

Who would you pick for the lolcow jury? Sockness is an obvious choice.

These fine individuals:

 

[️ronic]

Oh, well if Kengel says it...
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https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1552725690214227969

I just called.

They said Kengel is fat, and boiling hamburgers should be a federal crime.

 

[A Traveler]

Man the day is here and Chris is in the court room. I can hear it now. The tard storm approaches

 

[Vamp Soulja]

Honestly if normal ppl see how Chris acts in person in court they might find him not guilty because he IS pretty retarded. Maybe a judge won’t let it pass because his repeated offences but normies, imo, would most likely think this retard is too retarded.

Heilberg should request that Chris be allowed to wear the tiara, unicorn horn, fingerless gloves and medallion to really sell it.

 

[ScaliasGhost]

IF the matter is actually going before a grand jury:

It's been a year and the prosecutor wasn't confident to press a major felony charge and go to trial... so he called for a Grand Jury to look at the evidence and decide if there is cause to try Chris for a felony.

Could be just as probable the Prosecutor was very confident in his case and as Chris was already in jail, had no problem waiting to file or was just too busy to. If he didn't think a grand jury would indict he, in a practical sense, has no business presenting to them; the cards are so stacked in the states favor in these situations.

He probably offered a sweetheart of a plea deal that was refused because it specified he couldn't go back to his toys and Barb and 14 BC.

This could be a possibility.

That means that Chris's court appointed attorney is probably going to be asked to be released from the case in the next few days

Chris has a right to go to trial if he wants, an appointed attorney wouldn't be allowed to leave just because his client refused a generous plea deal. The standard is usually a complete breakdown in the attorney client relationship, or being asked to do illegal stuff (paraphrasing standards here).

 

[Hogar Grupal]

These fine individuals:

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To be fair, Stackhouse has a conflict of interest.

 

[CWCissey]

There is more useful information in this video than in this thread.

I propose a traditional thread song.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Man the day is here and Chris is in the court room. I can hear it now. The tard storm approaches

So it begins, the greatest milkstorm of our time...